The Hell Home Spyglass, 31 March, 2030
~@ 66.6,-36 @~
"Sub Rosa"
Temperatures hover at or around a very mild and pleasant -20C and day is progressively returning to the city after it's month-long absence.
This week, coming at you Live from the Arctic circle proper, is the Hell Home City News:
In Sports said:Tensions mount between the Anderson and Rock Faerie districts this week, reaching an all-time high as the school championship games loom nigh. What began as a healthy rivalry steeped in friendly tradition has devolved into something more palpably volatile, and there now exists a barely veiled hostility betwixt the two districts, threatening to explode even onto the streets as Police and Fire departments step up their disaster readiness in preparation for the annual event. The Memorial Hospital in downtown Rock Faerie experienced already a rash of violence related injuries prevalent especially in the leisure district and music festival grounds where earlier this month Lily La Roux wowed audiences by performing in the buff causing no small number of young adults to shed their clothes also and streak the length of Lagrange street. The Anderson University reports similar injuries occurring at their campus clinic as a result of the upcoming match. Citizens of both districts are being cautioned by the newly appointed joint Chief of Police not to venture into these uniquely polarized areas and to "seek fellowship with, as well as remain with, their own kine during this trying time."
The match between the Anderson Atoms and the Rock Faerie Fireflies begins this Friday, 5 April, at 19:00 and takes place at the Anderson Atoms Gymnasium on Fifteenth street. The university has again generously donated additional nearby space for parking as those in attendance are anticipated to exceed the number of last year's which was estimated to be upwards of twelve-thousand, many times that of the gymnasium's official occupancy rating, and tickets were sold out before the season began. Attendees are encouraged to bring warm clothing and be prepared to spend the entire night on campus. Food and refreshments will be sold by the team's respective booster clubs. Police and Fire, as well as Medical, will all be standing by and ready to assist.
In Current Events said:The mayor of Rock Faerie was arrested and charged last week with Attempted Murder in the First Degree when he approached Mayor Doe, of Anderson, outside his Cogburn Circle home wielding an illegal spring-action knife and lunged at his throat. Fortunately Mayor Doe was able to wrest the weapon from him, batter him senseless, and Teleport to safety before being nicked. His Chief Executive of the Interior Offices had this to say when asked to comment; "We, the city, are just so glad Mayor Doe was able to escape the attempt on his life unharmed. There was never any interruption in his duties. He continues to work hard, and we look forward to seeking justice in Court. In the meantime it is business as usual."
In Opinion said:In an unprecedented move, the Rock Faerie district council did this week elect Mayor Doe as "Mayor Interim" and hopes that "[it] may well help to restore peace in this period of extreme strife as well as foster a new period of cooperation between our two districts," citing issues such as personal and insurmountable differences between the elected officials in the past, the lack of a public forum and an ill-informed citizenry, as well as obscure and sometimes conflicting boundary agreements which were only vaguely defined when the township charters were drawn up, and de jure drift as those which most contribute to the present circumstances, and those issues which might be a priority in the coming month.
When asked what it felt like to be mayor of both Rock Faerie and Anderson so suddenly, Mayor Doe simply raised his pint and smiled smugly to the delight of his fellow patrons at the Thirsty Clam, a renowned and favorite haunt of his on Eight-and-a-Half street, where he has been for the past 6 years invested with total confidence and celebrant applause, and can almost always be reliably accessed after office hours - and sometimes during.
While Mayor Doe may enjoy unanimous support of both district councils and immense popularity among his constituency, one wonders if it will be enough to steer our city out of the downward trend toward chaos which has been the general spiraling course these past several years. Has Doe the brains as well as the brawn? We will undoubtedly see in the Days ahead.
In Business Finance said:Mayor Doe made it his first act as Mayor Interim to secure funding for, and begin accepting sealed bids for a new Kepler street onramp so that ranchers and farmers may again access Highway 81. We might recall last September during the peak of the harvest season when the previous Rock Faerie mayor upset the agricultural industry upon which we all, citizens of Hell Home, rely by banning heavy traffic in and around the Memorial Parkway without warning nor discussion and offered no alternative routing effectively cutting off the region. The new policy exacerbated sweeping layoffs and massive unemployment, and left the future of thousands of households throughout the city in question as many families were forced to weather the encroaching long winter and endure harsh economic hardship without an income nor supplies.
The announcement was broadcast at 08:45 by our very own Rock Faerie Vintage Music Station and by noontime there were local business owners from that region and workers alike accompanied by their families swamping First street in front of City Hall in what can only be described as an open celebration of joy and relief. And just in time for planting season! One citizen was overheard chanting, "Thank you, Mayor Doe! We love you!" The crowd numbered in the thousands and traffic was veritably halted all the way from Lagrange to Newton as of press time. The jubilee is expected to last several days.
For those companies and individuals interested in submitting a sealed bid for the construction of the new access, details can be obtained at the city Tax Offices on Tenth street beginning immediately and will no longer be accepted after 1 June. Other details, such as project completion, will be announced as soon as they are forthcoming.
In Other News said:Despite widespread unemployment, a failing industry, growing civil unrest, and 28 days of near or total darkness, Hell Home's population increases from 16k to 18k during the past six winter months. Rock Faerie's Music Festival district reports a booming trade in tourism and 1.5k students enroll for the spring Semester at the Anderson University.
Rising sea levels inundate residents of nearby Kulusuk and Tasiilaq. Hell Home a likely destination for displaced refugees.
The Mainland Corporation purchases the lease on a long strand in the nearby Ogremark forest and invests heavily in transportation and emergency helicopter services for the Hell Home area. Brings much needed cash infusion to local economy as well as manufacturing industry.
The freight ship Judy How capsizes attempting to navigate the sound. Hundreds of thousands of rusty petroleum barrels wash ashore.
Attached is a bird's-eye cinematic view of the lower half of Ogremark Island. Everything (except some bulldozer work I've accomplished on the north half) so far.

And a map of the diff. districts which are early on established with the UI information visible.
