bad news for all the fans
this campaign went out of hand, you know italy being stupid and AI copying italy and being more stupid. reminds of that movie dumb and dumber... but that would... make me the smart hot chick.....
what the hell? disregard that.
as i was saying after the victory in russia, the axis decide to give the war a rest. USA had not joined the war and together with japan, they both thought we were playing sim city so they didnt fight, they were atending the "sims" (hope i dont get law suites).
I -head of the german state- leader of the axis coalition consisting of germany and italy decided to step down for a younger more ambitous talent from the leader pool for the USA-campaign. (everyone who tried to invade the US know how much pain in the *ss it is when a movement between provinces takes 6 months) theoreticly speaking.
The entire war plan was in general something like this (for you that thinks you can copy us and do it stupider)
germany: build 12 panzers, develop bomb, total conquest of france, attacking the balcans,developing panthers, ANNEXING LUXEMBURG (i dont know what it is about that, but it seems to feel better everytime you do it
), scrapping regular infantry, build major army, talk about the russian campaign, rush for mideastern oil, talk more about russian campaign,attacking poland, talk even more about russian campaign, give the russian campaign a rest, building "wolfies", suprise attack by russia, in some god forsaken f*cked way manage to beat stalin in 2 months(im still in awe of that f*cked up move), coming late to school and finaly giving up cause who wants to go on after russia?
italy(in j4zz's own words): I just lost 12 divisions in africa, i just lost 7 divisions in africa, i just lost this, i just lost that, i just lost yadayadayada... ok... do you remember ever winning without rommel helping?
ps: j4zz is now locked in my basement, he says hi!
todays closing comment: dont miss the ARR on the new game, as soon as we get started on it. unless you thought this one sucked and i suck and you dont wanna hear from me again.
