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Yoy21 said:
HEY! I'm not new :p
Oh yea you are, you said so yourself...

Yoy21 said:
I'm the new American student. BIZNATCH.

A world of pain, shall fall upon your shoulders.
 
Rocketman! Buddy ol' Pal, I'll see you in detention.(or the East Front)
Together, mien frend, Wir übernehmen die Welt!
Oh yea you are, you said so yourself...

Actually, I ave been here, lurking the shadows, waiting til' Olaffatsen was gone. BWUAHAHAHAHA

A world of pain, shall fall upon your shoulders.

But i will knock you out, and request that we have shoulders switched, so that you have the pain! BUWAHAHAHAHAA
 
Hey, Rocketman, Ab sofort sprechen wir Deutsches, und wir schießen eine Rakete herauf Arsch Olafsens. Dann wenn er lebt, wir nehmen ihn zum Osten, wo er leidet. BWAHAHAHA
 
Bullet said:
NARRATOR: On the 1st September 1939, Germany invaded Poland. I am a very boring Historian who does very little.
so? just do more! ! any chance of pics? :cool:
 
Yoy21 said:
ok..... so, when, do, we, you know, like, get to, read, a ,cool, update, ?
In due time, yound padawan.
 
We relax and do not spam, patientless padawan.
 
Ve must be patient. Mein Vater did not suceed by being hasty. Ve vill vait for the korrekt moment, mein apprentice...
 
Yoy21 said:
Requesting permission to Hijack thread if you are bored with it, sir!

No. Do you want this thread locked? If not, stop bumbing. Bullet will return.
 
The Swedish entree

Olafssen fell back into his chair and prepared to speak. Rocketman shouted 'Deutschland Furever!' and sat down.
"On the 1st of September" Olafssen began but stopped abruptly. A large fly flew straight into his ajar mouth.
"A-a-a-a-a--!!3e2wlkrji!!!!" screeched Olafssen as he tried to grab it and pull it out. "Akyone voo larfs geets ur dtenshun"
Finally the little devil came out, buzzing like a stuka.
"Anyway, on the 1st September, Herr Hitler announced tha...."
"HER hitler?" said UGBHYG, a exchange student from Uranus "Who the missus then?"
"Detention UGBHYG" said Olafssen "Anyway, on the 1st September, Herr Hitler announced that Germany was going to war with Poland. Most nations responded by shrugging but Sweden decided on celebrating with a bang. We bombed the Reichstag until it burnt. Anyway, Hitler didnt like that much so he declared war on us"

A new student walked in.
"What is your name?" asked Olafssen.
"Watt"
"I said, what is your name?"
"Watt"
"Are you deaf? If you are, please use sign language."
"No sir, my name is Billy Watt"
"Oh. why didnt you tell me?"
"I did sir"
"ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME!?!?!?!?"
"No sir"
Watt took his seat next to Hajji Giray I