The Swedish entree
Olafssen fell back into his chair and prepared to speak. Rocketman shouted 'Deutschland Furever!' and sat down.
"On the 1st of September" Olafssen began but stopped abruptly. A large fly flew straight into his ajar mouth.
"A-a-a-a-a--!!3e2wlkrji!!!!" screeched Olafssen as he tried to grab it and pull it out. "Akyone voo larfs geets ur dtenshun"
Finally the little devil came out, buzzing like a stuka.
"Anyway, on the 1st September, Herr Hitler announced tha...."
"HER hitler?" said UGBHYG, a exchange student from Uranus "Who the missus then?"
"Detention UGBHYG" said Olafssen "Anyway, on the 1st September, Herr Hitler announced that Germany was going to war with Poland. Most nations responded by shrugging but Sweden decided on celebrating with a bang. We bombed the Reichstag until it burnt. Anyway, Hitler didnt like that much so he declared war on us"
A new student walked in.
"What is your name?" asked Olafssen.
"Watt"
"I said, what is your name?"
"Watt"
"Are you deaf? If you are, please use sign language."
"No sir, my name is Billy Watt"
"Oh. why didnt you tell me?"
"I did sir"
"ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME!?!?!?!?"
"No sir"
Watt took his seat next to Hajji Giray I