Hitler: fAAR from sane.

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Hitler, fAAR from sane

Hitler had just annexed Austria and was very pleased to have his birth country now included in the great Third Reich. He laughed out loud at the thought that England and France didn't do a thing about it. -I hate them! he shouted. He wanted a War, but until now his troops didnt have proper combat experience. But they would soon enougnh I yelled to himself.

-What are you thinking, Goebbels asked Hitler in the War-room. Hitler answered with a crazy look: -World War II. Goebbels respondend with great joy; - Yahhyy I like that.

As general, Hitler send some troops to the czekoslovakian border, to many Germans lived there to be ruled of some pesky slavik people. He didnt think they would put out a fight. Hey, Why would they Hitler chuckled, we are just liberating them.

Hitler started to build more and more troops. The pore polish people was about to feel the wrath of the Führer once and for all. Military leaders all wanted to the eastern borders to satisfy Hitlers glorious ambitions. They all were smiling when they took of to the soon be eastern front.

Hitler studied the map the war-Generals had given him. He was taking a bath and wanted to see elks. He said to himself: - I must take Sweden...and Norway...And Denmark...They must be ruled as one great Scandinavian nation. He laughed so the bubbles danced to the sound of the Austrian borned Führer almost screaming there he layed in the warmth of the hot water.

Meanwhile he had send his foreign minister to the despiciable Communists in the East and signed a treaty between the sworn enemies. It surely was an unholy alliance, but Hitler had other things on his mind.

The people of Danzig wanted to be liberated and Hitler was nice enough to try to help them. Walking with his beloved dog (Blondie, not Goebbels) he decided to push the matter further.

The allied didnt baile out this time...When the germans troops began their liberation of the polish people, the allied leaders patience was over. The Second Great War had just started.

The Führer held an angry speech at The Reichstag to ensure his indentured servants of the important matter. Then he inspected his troops before they were off to fight the dredfull enemies of the Great Third Reich.

 

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Wow, this should be pretty interesting. And the 1st post, yay!

 

[Arilou]

*grumbles* Stupid Jetpack Hitler!

 

[blue emu]

Good start. Your second screen-shot seems to be out of sequence.

 

[Mico94]

lol nice start
i'll read this one

 

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The Poland campaigne

The Campaigne for Poland.

Hitler was ready in the War-room and was happy. Poland would be over in a few weeks. Haha he laughed and looked at his masterplan. He would use all of his forces to run over the Poles and they would be liberated in a few weeks. After that he intended to redeploy his now much more experinced troops to the west to take France and the low countries. Oh yes it was a brilliant plan he said to himself, a litte to loud. He was so happy so he strolled down the “strasse” with some troops to rise the morale amongst the Berlinian people. He saw a little girl and hugged her. The crowde chaired in happiness. The glourious Third Reich was glourious.

Rommel had been busy and had his plan ready to defeat the Poles. He also was very happy, allt the germans were happy. The plan Hitler had scetched on a piece of paper was great and everything went according to the Masterplan.

Hitler thought that Poland was soon no longer a independent country but after a week things had gone bad. The Poles was lucky. The illtrained germans was no match to the high-moral Poles who entered Köningsberg surprisingly. Hitler was fuorious. He was hiding in his Bunker all the time. He was particulary mad when the Slovakian people surrendered to the Poles.

Slovakia no longer:

After heavy fighting the tide was turning in October. The timescedule was past weeks ago and Hitler had seen marching around in his office, mumbling to himself about traitors. No one dared to speek to him. He was anly seen leaving occantionly with his dog.

Rommels sees the opportunity and start the first real offensive since the War started. He laughs in his little tank when hi crushes the forces of Kielce.

Von Kluge starts and offensive in the east:

A huge encirclement in southern Poland really turnes the tide.

Later in october, warsaw is under heavy bombardement. It will soon fall. Hitler, now wuch happier want to see this occation and brings his lucky-binoculars.

After the fall of warsaw the morale of the poles goes down and the biggest offensive in the Second World War taked place in Lublin. Now all hope for the poles are gone.

Poland is annexed and Hitler turns west. He thinks to himself. France? Hmm or the low-countries? He doesnt know. But then...yees....How about a Scandinavian Puppy. Oh I loves dogs Hitler says out loud. He has a big grin on his face...

To be continued.

 

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Walking with his beloved dog (Blondie, not Goebbels)

That made my day :rofl:

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The illtrained germans was no match to the high-moral Poles who entered Köningsberg surprisingly. Hitler was fuorious. He was hiding in his Bunker all the time.

Haha, ill-trained Germans vs high-morale Poles! You don't hear that often and Hitler is hiding in his bunker 5 years early. :rofl:

Somehow I have the feeling that Hitler's offensive in the West won't go too well with the Russian dow for keeping entire Poland.

 

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Haha, ill-trained Germans vs high-morale Poles! You don't hear that often and Hitler is hiding in his bunker 5 years early. :rofl:

Somehow I have the feeling that Hitler's offensive in the West won't go too well with the Russian dow for keeping entire Poland.

Well the Soviets are holding downfor now but the offensive in west doesnt really going as intended...

 

[Sarganto]

Well the Soviets are holding downfor now but the offensive in west doesnt really going as intended...

Don't give away too much without a new update. This is hilarious stuff

 

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The Western Campaignes
Part 1; Operation Hamlet

Hitler was thrilled, but he didnt know why. The Polish resistence was harder then he expected but he blaimed it on the Generals. Now he had redeployed his massive troops to the borders to France, and the low-countries and everybody expected him to strike soon. But Hitler had other plans. He mid a radio speech where he said that the war was almost over. Though nobody could see him, he waved with his hands and he even had his clothes on.

He assambled his staff and said: -You all know how much I Love dogs. The staff nodded and Goebbels smiled. Goebbels thought Hitler was speaking of him. -Oh my Führer, Goebbels said a little to girlish. Hitler waved with his hand and said: - No, I mean Canins, you fool! Goebbels smile dropped. Goering laughed for him self. Hitler continued: - I want a new “puppy”. - Don´t you mean puppet, mein Führer, said the now revenge hungry Goebbels. The to Combatants argued for awail but the consensus was that they now would face to the North.

With a fast strike to the north, by taking out Denmark first, and then Norway and Sweden, they could have a Scandinavian “Puppy”, all in a few month.

Scandinavia, Hitlers soon to be puppy:

Hitler demanded that it would take one month. The Generals said that it was not possible, Hitler went maniac and destroyed the War-room. Then the Generals said, ok, we try. They didnt want to upset the Führer any more.

Wrecked war-room:

So on the 1 of February three divisions headed North to take on the mighty forces of the Danes. The operation was called: Operation Hamlet. Declaration of war was made the very same day. Before the Fight of Scandinavia, the Führer assembled his Germans and had a speech to boost the Morale of the German “Folch”.

Massmeeting to boost the morale:

Rommel would strike fast and get access to the capital Copenhagen. So he did and the German forces was much stronger and after only two days Rommel Could strall down the Ströget. Hitler who thought it took one day more than expected took his brown uniform and headed for the danish Capital.

The conquest of Denmark

The Führer was so happy. He Smiled with the now Liberated danes and chatted with some ladies with funny hats.

Very happy Hitler with ladies wearing funny hats:

After the arrival of The Führer, the danish people surrendered without more fights. Hitler laughed with joy. After the danish defeat he went straight home to his Bunker and made new scemes to take over the World!

The danes surrenders:

 

[Sarganto]

Oh this Hitler, always had a weakness for ladies with funny hats!

 

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Oh this Hitler, always had a weakness for ladies with funny hats!

As you are about to see, Hitler had many weaknessess...

 

[Khalep]

Heh, this is fun. So this Hitler likes puppets does he?

 

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For a while I thought someone tried to assasinate Hitler, but no. He was able to mess up the war-room on his own! :rofl:

 

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The Western Campaignes
Part 2; Operation Fall Gelb unt Weserübung

On the 1 of March 1940 55 divisions was placed in the western borders of the Lowlands and France. Soon, the Panzers would cross the borders. Declaration of war was made.

After the easy defeat of Denmark, Hitler also wanted to liberate all of Scandinavia. The Generals said that it was a crazy idea, the blitz-krieg against the low-countries would be halted if more troops were held back in the scandinavien areas. Hitler screamed and shouted that if the Generals wasnt so incompetent, they already would have occupied scandinavia months ago.

So because Hitler was The Führer, Germany declared war to Sweden, Norway, The Netherlands and Belgium on the same time.

Declarations of Wars:

Rommel was asigned to take care of the swedes and without any resistence he entered the city of Malmö. Gothenburg was easy defeted by a single division.

Rommel on rampage:

At the same time German elit troops assaulted the porly defended Dutch people.

Troops fighting in The Netherlands:

The conquest of Sweden went smoothly and Hitler was ever so pleased, now he soon could visit Sweden so he could see some proud elks! He was so happy that he even had a little chat with Goebbels outside on his balcony. Goebbels was so happy. (Think Mr Burns and Mr Smithers )

Happy Hitler and Goebbels

Rommels was just after a month driving into the heart of Stockholm with his Panzers under heavy support from Goerings Luftwaffe. Goering himself landed with his little plane outside the Swedish Royal Castle and discussed the surrender conditions to the Swedish King Gustav V.

Smooth conquest of Sweden:

Goering and The Swedish King:

 

[Khalep]

So it's elks now, eh? With that kind of competition Hitler's poor old dog will soon be forgotten.
Nice picture of Hitler and Goebbels by the way, heh, that look is priceless.

 

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Yea, awesome. Can't wait to see what happens in France...

 

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The continuation:

The dutch is halting the German war machin and it takes over a month before The Netherlands surrenders. Until the Dutch surrenders Hitler is so angry and mad that it takes so long time. He cant stop crying and hides in his bunker.

Fighting Dutch:

Meanwhile during Hitlers “planning” in his bunker, the conquest of Scandinavia runs smoothly and Oslo is soon liberated. Narvik is also fastly overrun by heroic forces and when Rommel Sieges the last Swedish defenses of Falun, all of Scandinavia is under German rule.

Conquest of Oslo:

The Norwegian Parliament “Stortinget” under German rule:

Narvik soon under German rule:

Sweden and Norway surrenders:

As soon as Hitler hears the great news about the fantastic conquest of Scandinavia he leaves his Bunker and takes a plane to Stockholm. He is greated with a lot of people chearing and waving with flags. He also speaks to a little girl to boost the morale of the newly conquered Swedes.

Hitler is saluting the People of Sweden:

Hitler and a little Swedish Girl:

Now Hitler really gets excited when he gets the chance to visit the Zoo, “Skansen.” And finaly, he is having the opportunity to pet a little elk-child. The attending Generals sees that its not an elk, but a deer, but they doesnt have the heart to tell him.

Hitler and Bambi:

After the visit to the zoo “Skansen”, he discuss with his Generals to release Scandinavia as a Puppet. They was in the War-room in the Swedish Parliament, “Riksdagen”. The Generals wasnt aproving the idea.. -What about our People, they doesnt want this. They are going to be upset, a higly ranked General said. Hitler just said: - “Upset schmuckset”, and hits the General with the back of his hand. RELEASE them he Shouted with great power.

Hitler and his Generals:

Scandinavia, Germanys new Puppet:

After more than a Month the Germans Panzer finally gets luck and the Dutch People also is liberated, althoug their government flees to some pesky asian colony:

Holland surrenders:

French and Brittish troops now begins to add up in the belgian provinces, and seriosly halting further expansion. At the same times Riots hits the germans streets when the people are not happy with the liberation of Scandinavia. Hitler is fuorious: - Why havent you got any further, and why didnt you tell me about our people not wanting a scandinavian puppy? He shouts out loud to the attending Generals. A General tries to answer by saying that they they did tell him about the Scandinavia issue and that Hitler was paying to much attention to scandinavia and that was Hitlers idea. Hitler gets so mad that he passes out.

Big dissent hit:

Will Belgium stand tall...?
To be continued...

 

[Khalep]

Oh, I like this! We Dutchmen holding out for a month, that's the secret to a good AAR! You've got a dead-certain fan here now!

Again, great pictures! That Hitler-and-Bambi one was nice.

Worrying situation though, what with all that dissent! Got to agree with Storm here, looking forward to seeing what happens in France.