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I vote Ohio. I live in the Midwest too, and if army sizes around your are around 5,000, then you'll be in a good neutral position.

I am suprised though that you are completely mediocre again :p , so good luck.
 
South Dakota! Just seems the most interesting.
 
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I vote for the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania! ...oh, wait, that's not a choice? Oh well, then I guess I'll cast my vote for Ohio, 'cause someone's gotta oppose those ruddy New Yorkers and New Englanders!
 
Rhode Island!

...You know, for maximum mediocrity. :D

EDIT: I see you are a coward and will not accept maximum mediocrity. ;) (Sorry, missed the choices.) I have to go with my home state of Ohio, then.

Your mod does look extremely intriguing, and I look forward to seeing what happens with it.
 
Vote Count

California:1
Ohio:6
South Dakota:8

and...
Massachusetts:13

Massachusetts is the winner! I will create the first part of this AAR tomorrow. It will include an overview of the nation, my future plans (Haha, "plans"), and maybe some opening moves if I can fit them in.

I would make it tonight, but I just spent like 10 hours working at an auction, so I'm beat.

Thanks everyone for voting, and I'll have some feedback below this post to some comments.
 
Feedback: I warn you, this is extremely long.

It's got to be Massachusetts for a Socialist USA ;)

And I'd like to see them form the CSA along the way!
Massachusetts Socialism all the way! However, the whole "CSA" thing won't really work, considering that the CSA was in the South. Look for New England and the Northern Union to be formed(hopefully) though.
South Dakota. It'd be interesting to see an uninhabited state take over the continental US.
Yeah, that would be something. Too bad it's not meant to be... :(
Are there any unions besides USA? Like Cascadia, New England, CSA, Dakota, etc.?

If so, I'd like to see an intermediary union from either South Dakota or Massachusetts. If not, California, just because I can imagine it as NCR.
Sorry, but since you didn't choose a specific nation, I didn't count your vote. Sorry.
New York :p

But seeing that isn't a choice, I got to go with Mass.
Oh my. I'm pretty sure that even I couldn't screw up playing as New York!
Massachussets :p

Since your last AAR was too great to be mediocre , this one you'll be an opm!
Yes, conquering a quarter of the world isn't really a viable claim to mediocrity, I suppose.
Gotta go with Massachusetts. I don't want you close enough to kill my Washington State. :D
Yep, all the way out there, I think you'll be safe for quite a while.
Massachusetts! Form New England and unite all those barbaric 'Muricans under your banner!
'Muricans? Barbaric? Where would you get that idea?
South Dakota. From the dark heart of the continent there shall be a great light, and we shall emerge to convert our neighbors to the true religion of lutefi-I mean Lutheranism.

Also, South Dakota conquering everything is just absurdicrous, as satilisu pointed out.
Yes, how I wish this could be the case. However, perhaps it can be done by another, less mediocre mind.
Idaho ?

What is the green color on the religious map ? Mormons?
Yes, that would be Mormonism. I don't really know what you meant when you said "Idaho ?", though.
Massachusetts, Hungary had several provinces, go go OPM!
As you command, sir. Massachusetts it shall be!
Ohio (flag is the nicest)
Yes, Ohio does indeed have an excellent flag. Though, I think the campaign would have been a bit too easy.
Ohio,since that is where you come from.
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Excellent! Ohio is the place to be!
Massachusetts!
Of course!
Massachussets no doubt, OPM's are very fun to play!
Yes, except for the copious amounts of rage quitting involved when playing nations such Arakan and Manipur.
California and you should try to colonise Australia and South Asia.:D
The lone California vote. I salute you, you brave soul.
I'm going for Massachusetts, it looks the most 'fun' of the bunch
"Fun" is such a relative term, wouldn't you agree?
I may just start a play-through of this mod with Utah and see if I can form a mormon USA.

As for you, I'd vote on South Dakota.
If you make a play-through, I would be most delighted. If you wish, you could post your results on the mod thread.
This looks interesting. I'll be reading it. By the way, I've lurked on these forums for a long time now, but never actually posted. But I will now to vote. Don't expect to see me often in the future though. For now anyways, I intend to stick to lurking.

Anyways, I think I'll go with my home state of Massachusetts. Show all those other states why Massachusetts is the best state! :D
Glad to see you post on this site! You might want to consider posting more. Becoming involved with this community is probably the main reason that I actually still play this game. Good choice, by the way.
I vote Massachusetts.
You've voted correctly. Well done!
well I hoped for Jersey... since they're not on the list South Dakota is my choice.
Ah, a no go here, I'm afraid. I hope you can appreciate Massachusetts just as much!
I vote Ohio. I live in the Midwest too, and if army sizes around your are around 5,000, then you'll be in a good neutral position.

I am suprised though that you are completely mediocre again :p , so good luck.
Yes, one does not escape complete mediocrity very easily. Also, go go Ohio!
South Dakota! Just seems the most interesting.
Perhaps, but it seems that we will not be able to find out.
Massachusetts. Prove your mediocrity once and for all!
You got it!
I vote for South Dakota.
Ah, so close, yet so far away!
Vote for Massachusetts. Wish you good luck.
Thank you! I think I'll need it!
I vote for South Dakota
Ah, South Dakota. So much potential, so little time.
My vote is for my home state of Ohio
Excellent! Us Ohioans gotta stick together, eh?
I vote for the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania! ...oh, wait, that's not a choice? Oh well, then I guess I'll cast my vote for Ohio, 'cause someone's gotta oppose those ruddy New Yorkers and New Englanders!
What a shame. Looks like those ruddy New Englanders are gonna be taking over the AAR!
Rhode Island!

...You know, for maximum mediocrity. :D

EDIT: I see you are a coward and will not accept maximum mediocrity. ;) (Sorry, missed the choices.) I have to go with my home state of Ohio, then.

Your mod does look extremely intriguing, and I look forward to seeing what happens with it.
Another Ohioan, stopped in the quest for ultimate power. Perhaps another time.
South Dakota!
Alas, it was not meant to be. Though, perhaps it is for the best. South Dakota might be a bit easier than it looks.
 
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How to Be Completely Mediocre at Playing Your Own Mod Part 1

Hello everyone, and welcome to this AAR! I'd like to thank everyone again for voting on my country choice, and I hope all of you will be watching this.
Anyways, Massachusetts was the winner by a decent amount, with most of the rest of the votes being split between Ohio and South Dakota.

First off, let's take a quick look at the overview of Massachusetts.
We are bordered by New York to the West, who is basically all-powerful. To the North is Vermont and New Hampshire, 2 small states that I can conquer in separate wars.
To the East is the Atlantic (And Europe if you keep on going far enough). And to the South is Rhode Island and Connecticut, 2 more small states that I can defeat.
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Our leader is a 7 Administrative, 7 Diplomacy, and 5 Military, so I'll be keeping him for a long while.
Our current mission is to conquer New Hampshire, which I can do handily if they don't have any allies.
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I take a move towards free trade to start things off. This is not because I plan on trading much, but more because I don't want to risk any revolts to mess up my opening moves.
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Now, before I attacked New Hampshire, I noticed that New York had a mission to attack Vermont. This could not be allowed to happen.
So, to counter it, I decided to attack for a major stability loss, to hopefully prevent New York from annexing them.
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Luckily, I arrive there first, and I use New York's massive amounts of troops to assault the fort, making things go much quicker than it normally would.
Vermont is annexed soon after I win the siege.
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Now, I decide the time is right to attack New Hampshire. I build a cavalry division, and then war is declared.
Right when I declare war, I get an alliance offer from New York, which I heartily accept. This makes things much, much easier.
Maine is new Hampshire's ally, so I must be careful to watch out for them getting an edge on me.
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Luckily for me, New Hampshire had no troops for some reason. Maine, meanwhile, sent their troops through uncolonized lands to the North and started sieging my provinces.
I managed to win the siege of New Hampshire before they won any of theirs, and I annexed New Hampshire, ending the war.
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My new mission was the conquest Maine, but I'll have to wait 5 years to do it.
I decided to insult both Rhode Island and Connecticut in anticipation of war with them both.
Then, I attack Rhode Island with no casus belli.
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After I win the siege there, I attack Connecticut.
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They are both annexed for 8 infamy each, putting me about 3 infamy away from the limit of 32.
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I receive a gift to the state while waiting for the truce with Maine to run out.
Also take a look at the map of the whole U.S. if you want to.
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Then, it is time to attack Maine. Infamy has fallen to 27 by this time.
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Maine is annexed, bringing my reputation back up to 28.
My new mission is to improve my horrible reputation, which is not really much of a surprise.
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Anyways, once I white peace out of a war New York dragged me into, I have the option to do something excellent.
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I take the national decision, and I change to the nation of New England, giving me cores on all of my provinces, as well as a sweet new flag!
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My old leader dies, and I get a new one after a vote. He is a 7, 7, 5, so I'll be keeping him around as well.
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And now, here is a map of the (Un)United States. Deseret has been formed by California. Texas and Oklahoma are rivals. Nebraska and North Dakota seem to be as well.
Wisconsin is powerful in the Midwest. Florida has taken out Georgia. New York is ridiculously powerful.

This map shows the current situation, but don't expect it to stay constant for very long.
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Until next time folks. Thanks for reading!
 
Looks like you'll need to ally Virginia to take down New York. So far though, you're doing really well! Does New England have any interesting missions like Massachusetts did?
 
Some interesting early consolidation. New York will need an attack quickly or they will expand more and you'll never break out. Ideally you need access to other borders to expand your realm.
 
Excellent first update. New York is kinda scary. So you'll have to take them down soon, or maybe take out Virginia and try to contain them that way.
 
Colonise the Canadian lands north of New York and attack them in a pincer movement from the north and east.

Regarding Canada - any plans on creating the states like you have for the US ones?