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deadmeat1471

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Ok so you know the drill by now. You get too close to ????? and some nasty green things jump in and figuratively rape your Dwarfs.

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First off, you all remember the pledge, 'leave no Dwarf behind?'
Forget it, Bogus is Goblin food.

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Gumdor too.

delete the ladders up the shaft and wall it off with a stone ladder and pretend it never existed. It's the only way to be sure.

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Proceed to watch Gobbo desperately try and get to you via his teleport-wallhack.

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....but he is too far away. Shame. Oh and I sold all his rooms paintings and coal hoppers and what not. So have fun staring at those walls for the next thousand years gobbo!
 
Having training dummies and 3-5 military is pretty much standard defense. The master training dummies took one of my dwarves to 15 where he took his 3rd class upgrade.