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got the nukes as US, but wont share them with germany for personal reasons ;)
 
and we are off....again!

After a break in the playing of hoi, we are back in full force. So after my succses in poland. The german highcommand change its army due south, against the balkans.

The balkan campagin is an easy task, my army of 50 division smash one country after the other in to history. (yugoslava, hungary, romaina, and bulgaira).

So after this campagin. it was time to build up my army for the grand tour in mother russia. Germany hade a rough size of 196 div. all togehter, but only 130-40 div. was held to support the campaing in hand.

At this point :D .... klister landing in spain....was a disgraze... It was like having a second birthday...sooo sweeet! :D ......but finnaly he mange to annex spain after like 1 ½ year... Good job klister.

Well after a few suprices.....like nukes (doh) and other stuff.
it was time to attack the russians.
The First attack was in early 1941. Klister was nice to support me with 40div. that went trough letvia, and later to stalingrad /moscov. They made it with great speed and i was surprised how easy he hade done it. ( sok in the compliment klister, this is the only one.)
So The germans hade it a bit harder. (screenshot coming up) as u will see. But after 3 month the war was going the germans way, the spearhead div. was i buko, and stalingrad, and the main force was mopping up behind the to create a new frontline, for the final battle.

And there is where we are now.....
 
yeah i should apologize for being so damn good at fighting other nations wars.
fighting in africa for the italians (as germany)
mopping up maginot line as US
and break through in the east.
maybe i should swift the attention to my own needs... how bout it j4zz?
 
the russian campaign...


as I said some 40 US divisions are in the baltics for the attack.
some only god knows germans divisions are deployed... some of them are Pz I units...:confused:

The russians just couldnt hold on, as the US forces launched through latvia witch was neutral until the last day before the war, so the my armies had little to no resisatnce, leningrad and moscow fall within 2 weeks.
the germans manage to give half the gained land to slovakia (since the most successfull breakthrough happend from slovakian territorry)
Patton spend 1-2 months in moscow waiting for german units so he can move elsewhere.

US armies are deployed to defend the captured land when germany asks for help...

time for secret plan i´ve been talking about

2 panzer armies are withdrawn from the deffensive line towards stalingrad but not quite there, somewhere between stalingrad and moscow, some 40 russian divs are on the defence, when 8 paratrooper divisions are dropped behind enemy lines thus interupting supply lines, the russians had to withdraw towards wiating german armies. the paratroopers are redepolyed to capture stalingrad (being now cut off from supplies, the 16 US panzer divisions rush for the rescue, it all works like a charm.

Russia falls not much later and the attack on the UK is starting.

a Fleet of 94 ships is to transport 40 divisions onto UK mainland, the fight is easy as the idiotic english were defending the gebraltar with some 20 divisions (witch were nuked prior to the landing). (another well learned lesson from j4zz)
the j4zz doctrine: This doctrine is based on the school of being a complete morrn. The defence is to be concentrated on the wrong places, supplies are to be ill-handled and attacks are to be based on pure luck.

way to go learning AI

UK just wont puppet so US intrest is turned towards japan, the bastards have yet to declare war on me....

ps: the 8 paratrooper divisions were lost due to lack of understanding between me and j4zz.


todays closing comment: I tried to coup germany a couple of times with no results :rolleyes:
 
I have this sick thing with upgrading as soon as any kind of patch is out so im not sure how the game will progress, i guess we might have to start over and try to copy our moves or something
 
well the patch seems backward compatible with the savegames for me, bet j4zz will screw this one up as usual.

hopefully the update will come this weekend, or if I wait till monday i will be able to write a long and full of details one, cause it beats studying ;)
 
yep i was right j4zz managed to f*ck the save up so now we had to start over. once again if people aint wanna read i aint gonna right.

the new campaign is me germany j4zz is japan.
goals: world domination
means: having edge cutting techs
ends at: sometime after annexing USA, England and Australia (the aussies have given me so much crap in each and every privious game that its time for payback)

so 2 questions arise

1. Should I (and j4zz) go on telling the story?
2. If yes should it be new post (i want a part III) or go on here?
 
yeah we did start new game. we had to quit mid-offensive because of bed. I'll post the report once the battle is over.
unless j4zz f*cks it like he usualy does
 
omg i allmost forgot about the AAR... just wanna say sorry to everyone that was following the "rampage of the less intellectually skilled".Its just that I dont have the time for HoI and j4zz is tied up with his "life". So if I was a fan I would give up all hope of this going on... unless maybe when summer break comes (in2 weeks w00t) who knows. Untill then good game everyone :cool:
 
i actually enjoyed writing as much as yall enjoyed reading.

closing comment: dont be an idiot like me. IQ test (j4zz) your allies before you start.