Ahh, I remember well...
It was in 1936 I became the behind the doors leader of Germany. I used a pauper by the name of Adolf Hitler as my eyes and ears but for all purposes I ran Germany!
I believed that with my knowledge that the world should share in what I knew, but other countries don't take well to change. The only way I could get them to listen to me was to conquer them!!
I first tried to assimilate a few countries in peaceful alliances. Italy, Austria, Hungry and even Japan shrugged me off! So if thats the way they wanted to play, I would show them who is boss!
I began with a simple invasion of Austria, luckly I had enough forsight to commission a few divisions of mountain troops and they made mincemeal of the Austrian units. I then annexed the small country, my path to world domination was on! I turned my sights on Hungary. I asked them once to join my Alliance and they refused...so the invasion was on and over in a few weeks. One more country to my list!
With my forces amassing on their borders Romania thought better of my offer and joined my Alliance. I gave the same offer to Yugoslavia and they had the audacity to refuse me, so I began to amass troops on their border. I gave them one more try (I was in a generous mood) and the caved in...my Empire was GROWING!
It was at this time that France and Britain thought that I had to be contained so in 1937 they declared war on me! I sent my submarines forth to the atlantic and was sinking 4-9 transports a day! I could tell the UK was beginning to feel it because their we less and less air attacks on my cities. France was another matter.
We sat on a static frontline for months. Another trench war was looming...so I ordered the attack and assimilation of the Netherlands and Belgium. The French hadn't expected this and I Rode all the way to Paris pracitcally unopposed!. With Paris captured the French capitiulated. I installed a Vichy goverment just so I could make those silly French dance! *Dance puppets Dance*
Here is where my "Sitzkreig" began. I wasn't confident in my current technology or forces to take the UK so I began a massive effort to upgrade both. About 6 months passed and it was now December 1940. It was time for the invasion to begin. Unfortunately due to bad weather the invasion was put off (Actually I couldn't figure out how the hell to offload troops in foreign country!)
Again I sat and built up technology, believing thats what I needed for an amphibious assault. So while I was waiting I decieded to take Greece and Poland. An easy endeaviour with my allies. Then the magic happened *finally* after all my pleas and plans for upcoming invasion...Italy joined my glorious Alliance. However, one mistake was made...I installed a Puppet Goverment in Poland...loosing control to built up fortifications on the eastern front...this would come back to haunt me.
After alot of play testing I realized my mistake from my earlier UK invasion and gave it another shot and this time it worked!!! I landed 20 Panzer V divisions and 10 Marine divisions! The brits cowered before my might! All of southern England was mine! I began the march northward.
Suddenly on Jan 10, 1942 the Russians invaded with no less then 70 divisions! I was caught totally unaware! I began to shuttle divisions from the UK to stop the onslaught! THEN! Out of no where 30 UK divisions in Edinburgh launched a vicious counter attack. My, now stripped, divisions in UK faultered and were slaughtered!
There was light at the end of the tunnel...I thought...the word was received that I had discovered the tech for an Atomic "dirty' bomb. I was drooling with anticipation...I would irradiate all of Russia if need be! But what was this??? I needed a delivery vehicle? It wouldn't fit on a V-2? I was months away from a heavy bomber or an ICBM.
With the Russians closing in on the east...the Brits now beginning landings on the west...my divisions being slaughtered in a pale defense and my manpower down to roughly 200...I realized it was time to make my exit.
So with my loyal dog, Kaiser, I boarded my only long range Submarine and headed for the Caribean. I figured I would let my figurehead Hitler take the fall. Now I plan to learn from my mistakes and as Gen MacArthur put it:
"I SHALL RETURN!"
It was in 1936 I became the behind the doors leader of Germany. I used a pauper by the name of Adolf Hitler as my eyes and ears but for all purposes I ran Germany!
I believed that with my knowledge that the world should share in what I knew, but other countries don't take well to change. The only way I could get them to listen to me was to conquer them!!
I first tried to assimilate a few countries in peaceful alliances. Italy, Austria, Hungry and even Japan shrugged me off! So if thats the way they wanted to play, I would show them who is boss!
I began with a simple invasion of Austria, luckly I had enough forsight to commission a few divisions of mountain troops and they made mincemeal of the Austrian units. I then annexed the small country, my path to world domination was on! I turned my sights on Hungary. I asked them once to join my Alliance and they refused...so the invasion was on and over in a few weeks. One more country to my list!
With my forces amassing on their borders Romania thought better of my offer and joined my Alliance. I gave the same offer to Yugoslavia and they had the audacity to refuse me, so I began to amass troops on their border. I gave them one more try (I was in a generous mood) and the caved in...my Empire was GROWING!
It was at this time that France and Britain thought that I had to be contained so in 1937 they declared war on me! I sent my submarines forth to the atlantic and was sinking 4-9 transports a day! I could tell the UK was beginning to feel it because their we less and less air attacks on my cities. France was another matter.
We sat on a static frontline for months. Another trench war was looming...so I ordered the attack and assimilation of the Netherlands and Belgium. The French hadn't expected this and I Rode all the way to Paris pracitcally unopposed!. With Paris captured the French capitiulated. I installed a Vichy goverment just so I could make those silly French dance! *Dance puppets Dance*
Here is where my "Sitzkreig" began. I wasn't confident in my current technology or forces to take the UK so I began a massive effort to upgrade both. About 6 months passed and it was now December 1940. It was time for the invasion to begin. Unfortunately due to bad weather the invasion was put off (Actually I couldn't figure out how the hell to offload troops in foreign country!)
Again I sat and built up technology, believing thats what I needed for an amphibious assault. So while I was waiting I decieded to take Greece and Poland. An easy endeaviour with my allies. Then the magic happened *finally* after all my pleas and plans for upcoming invasion...Italy joined my glorious Alliance. However, one mistake was made...I installed a Puppet Goverment in Poland...loosing control to built up fortifications on the eastern front...this would come back to haunt me.
After alot of play testing I realized my mistake from my earlier UK invasion and gave it another shot and this time it worked!!! I landed 20 Panzer V divisions and 10 Marine divisions! The brits cowered before my might! All of southern England was mine! I began the march northward.
Suddenly on Jan 10, 1942 the Russians invaded with no less then 70 divisions! I was caught totally unaware! I began to shuttle divisions from the UK to stop the onslaught! THEN! Out of no where 30 UK divisions in Edinburgh launched a vicious counter attack. My, now stripped, divisions in UK faultered and were slaughtered!
There was light at the end of the tunnel...I thought...the word was received that I had discovered the tech for an Atomic "dirty' bomb. I was drooling with anticipation...I would irradiate all of Russia if need be! But what was this??? I needed a delivery vehicle? It wouldn't fit on a V-2? I was months away from a heavy bomber or an ICBM.
With the Russians closing in on the east...the Brits now beginning landings on the west...my divisions being slaughtered in a pale defense and my manpower down to roughly 200...I realized it was time to make my exit.
So with my loyal dog, Kaiser, I boarded my only long range Submarine and headed for the Caribean. I figured I would let my figurehead Hitler take the fall. Now I plan to learn from my mistakes and as Gen MacArthur put it:
"I SHALL RETURN!"
