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Now, we briefly turn to World News
A Mix-up with some diplomatic paperwork saw Xzibit appointed Spanish Foreign Minister
The Ottoman Sultan is introduced to Cocaine
The Serbian Freedom movement hires Kim Jong-il's Propagandist, and Paradox Interactive's proof-reader
American Woman are pleased with their lives, says survey
Consensus reached in Europe - the EU Department of Redundancy Department is formed
Japanese scientists make breakthough - Emperor now in control of life and death.
Man with the worst name in the world leaves for America
French Prime-minister comes down with a bad case of Captain Obvious Syndrome
Spanish Ambassador to the US creates diplomatic incident
And finally, German Census has surprising results
And that's all for tonight folks. Join us again soon.
Now, we briefly turn to World News
A Mix-up with some diplomatic paperwork saw Xzibit appointed Spanish Foreign Minister

The Ottoman Sultan is introduced to Cocaine

The Serbian Freedom movement hires Kim Jong-il's Propagandist, and Paradox Interactive's proof-reader

American Woman are pleased with their lives, says survey

Consensus reached in Europe - the EU Department of Redundancy Department is formed

Japanese scientists make breakthough - Emperor now in control of life and death.

Man with the worst name in the world leaves for America

French Prime-minister comes down with a bad case of Captain Obvious Syndrome

Spanish Ambassador to the US creates diplomatic incident

And finally, German Census has surprising results

And that's all for tonight folks. Join us again soon.