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Cow Pie

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An AAR of the people of France

Servants of the State

Goal: Conquer Western Europe, simple no?


Chapter one: The story of a Chief Judge

The story of Chief judge Foix

Commander in charge of French forces in the south, Chief Judge Foix reported in early in 1492. He took his duties seriously and the movements in the south were quite disturbing. The Spaniards had moved quickly destroying the buffer Navarre. In preparation for anything the king had entered an alliance with the Swiss, using the Swiss troops it was decided would give us an edge in combat.

From the base in Languegedoc Foix observed the enemy movements warily. In caution he called up some new troops, the Spaniards saw this as a threat and declared war in the first month of 1493. Naples and Milan joined the war with Spain while the Pope, the Swiss, and Savoy join us.

The mission was clear, the Spaniards would loose the war and be humiliated, or France would be destroyed trying to make them. In April the first Spanish forces were repelled for trying to cross the border, and La Palice brining the Northern army for a two prong assault throws them out of Bearn. But intelligence reports were coming in that caused the entire army alarm. El Gran Capitan, the greatest Spanish leader was coming north to meet the invaders, which army he was attacking however remained unknown.

Finally we had solid facts, he was meeting Foix’s army, La Palice was redirected to reinforce and so was the new body of men that started the whole conflict. As August came the two armies met at Rousilion, the armies were not coordinated and La Palice’s troops arrived late, Capitan repelled all three armies one after the other. Inidgnant Foix combined the remains of the army into the Grande Armee.

Regardless of his personal disdain, Foix didn’t send one man to impose on El Capitan’s march, it was obvious by now that the Spaniards were heading East, they were going to isolate France and then destroy her, and they were sending their best man to do it.

He marched into Rousillon determined to make the Spaniards regret their underestimation of France. Alas, the great general died while assaulting Rousillon.
 
Vive Le France! Crush the Spainards! A new AAR to observe! As an aside, I have a France game going myself, we defeated Spain for the glory of France in war of 1498-99, taking Roussillon and the Spanish treasury after Foix and a troupe of Breton mercenaries defeated El Gran Capitain in Lyon. I shall watch with interest, you're off to a great start!
 
Cool a new AAR:) Looks like it is going to be very interesting. Good luck:D
 
zacharym87 said:
Vive Le France! Crush the Spainards! A new AAR to observe! As an aside, I have a France game going myself, we defeated Spain for the glory of France in war of 1498-99, taking Roussillon and the Spanish treasury after Foix and a troupe of Breton mercenaries defeated El Gran Capitain in Lyon. I shall watch with interest, you're off to a great start!

Wish my Foixe lasted that long.

No see if you've read my other AARS I hope you see what I did by not taking Roussillon. Once its gone so is my CB, so I intend to get SPain down to that and the capital, but first goal is to isloate them from the sea (a lofty goal I've had for a long time now). I'm alternating attacking the Habsburgs, of course after Charles V comes into power I'll have to say I'm alternating between Habsburgs seats of power, which still isn't completely correct.

Also for Lord E, Morph, and the other folks just as a side note. I'm using the story writing of the Byzantine AAR. with the character change of the Turkish one (for the very short time it was in story format).
 
No see if you've read my other AARS I hope you see what I did by not taking Roussillon. Once its gone so is my CB, so I intend to get SPain down to that and the capital, but first goal is to isloate them from the sea (a lofty goal I've had for a long time now).

That's a good idea. When I started, mission #1 was reuniting the core provinces (done except for Brittany, who refused to be diplo-annexed, now I have to vassalize them all over again). Ever since Spain took my Havana colony with their Tordesallies privledges, I've been plotting a war of Spanish revenge. However, DOWing them will drop my stability by -3 now that I've lost my permanant CB :( (Plus my allies keep dragging me into useless, far-off wars).
 
Proud Brittany shall not be annexed so easily, eh Zachary? :D

I trust that the great Duchy is free in this AAR, no?
 
Proud Brittany shall not be annexed so easily, eh Zachary?

I must confess I thought diplo-annexing Brittany would be much easier than conquering the lowlands. I was quite surprised that they cancelled vassalization, I guess my BB rating offends them (although I've only annexed 2 countries so far). Anyway, I still have a free, unvassalized Brittany running around in 1572! The Bretons have also amassed a disturbing large military building troops for the countless wars in Germany and Italy my alliance involves itself in. Beware the Bretons, Cow Pie!
 
Well then, you shall not think Brittany as such an easy foe any longer!

Muahahaha, this makes me want to go take back my EU copy and start bashing France around again...
 
The Tales from the Peninsula.

As La Palice took over the Armee, the navy of the Allies scored a large victory of the Spanish, this victory was later made sweeter by the French fleet’s, with Papal assistance, of the Spaniards.

But the war was not going well, the Spaniards goal to isolate France was working well, the Capitan was good at what he did, and what he did was but the Holy hell out of the French allies. La Paice would not risk allowing captured land to fall back to the Spanish, he instead opted to continue the fight leaving the allies to their own fight. Rousillon fell and the French forces slaughtered many in the city, in the carnage they buried Foix’s body at an undisclosed location, so that he could haunt the Spaniards forever.

1495,with the success the people rejoiced that the government was good. By now Savoy and the Swiss were out. Also a fresh force of men joined the grande armee in the invasion of Navarre. Gerona fell and Palice moved to join the green troops.

The Spanish by now had developed a second army although half the size of the previous army. Under the leadership of Prospero Collona the Spanish came out of nowhere engaging La Palice’s army. The tactic resulted in the near destruction of the entire Spanish force, Collona was sent fleeing and La Palice took over the siege of Navarre which fell in the middle of 1497. La Palice moved on to Catlonia where he inclicted another defeat on Colonna, in December La Palice died from wounds taken assaulting Catalonia
 
*twitch*twitch*

WHAT?!?!?!?!

*twitch*twitch*

Well then. I formally demand that you edit the files to make Brittany. Booyah. :D
 
I find it hilarious that after we carry on a long, side-discussion on France and Brittany, to discover there is no Brittany in the AAR at hand :rofl: .

in December La Palice died from wounds taken assaulting Catalonia

Really tearin' through your leaders there, aren't you? btw, which provinces are hoping to wrest from the Vile Spainards?

I've made seargeant!
 
And he didn't even manage to go down gloriously like the one in the Breton timeline. Tsk tsk tsk, Palice! :D
 
Morpheus506 said:
And he didn't even manage to go down gloriously like the one in the Breton timeline. Tsk tsk tsk, Palice! :D

Yeah given that this is supposed to be from his perspective that was kind of bad, I was rushing through it last night, I'll try and take more time for the next updates.

And considering I don't even know how to make my own leader Morph.. what makes you think I can make a new country>?
 
The spirit of the Breton nation shall possess you and give you the knowledge... or you could just send me the files and I'll tweak them to my likings. :D
 
The forgotten heroes.

Francois Robepierre (Relative to the same guy from the reign of terror? What can I say, I couldn’t think of any… I was toying with giving him Voltaire’s name though :D) had gone up the ranks of the foreign relations department quickly, very quickly he began chief of foreign affairs and was known all through Europe for stressing France’s good will. The Palatinate had joined the alliance and shortly after declared war on the Holy Roman Emperor, so of course with French armies active in two other European kingdoms, the good will mission is hardly believed anymore.

It is not for a lack of trying on his part however, Ferdinand refuses to listen to common sense and cede Navarre, and with the death of two great leaders in the south King Charles’ demands only get higher. The Habsburgs also refused peace, in due time they annexed The Palatinate, with Wurtemburg taking Mainz. The Habsburg lands were now connected, this was more than slight cause for concern.

Now with La Palice dead things looked bleak on the military front, with the last marshal dead the armies were now regulated from Paris by the King’s War council. My meetings with the chief war minister give the same report, “The war in Iberia goes well enough, it is not your concern.” Of course it is my concern, peace talks with arms is like a concert without instruments (1).

Once more Francois appealed to Europe on behalf of the newly crowned king Louis XII, in response Portugal declared war on Spain, Colonna was not seen again for the duration of the war. Of course from the French perspective the true scope of the war between the two powers could not be seen, but due to earlier defeats there is a doubt about how strong the Spanish navy is, thereby giving the Portugese a bit of an advantage. But while the Western states fought, war erupted in the North and East. Sweden was attacked by Denmark, and the Turks were attacked by Byzantine. When the Eastern war ended Byzantine had gained Bulgaria.

1499 The Habsburg grand army sieges the Swiss land, but finally we can begin to move the army to undo the misdeeds of the Habsburgs, 1500 the final deal with Spain is outlined. Navarre and Gerona were ceded to the French crown, and the army of the south quickly began marching to avenge the defeat of the allies.

1502 however saw Habsburg annexation of Cologne, and with a large army bearing down on Paris I quickly urge the king to fight another day, The Austrians agree to peace, just as a general known as Bayard makes himself known.

Also in the year 1502 the negations with Milan come to fruition with them agreeing to join the alliance. The goal of conquering Italy had been on the mind of the French Kings since the country was unified. The alliance is strengthened as plans begin to go into affect for a war on Spain, rumor has it that Ferdinand is planning to marry off his daughter to a Habsburg prince, if this deal works out then France will be surrounded.

1: quote by Frederick The Great
 
Good job against Spain. You should bring Poland into the alliance, they've done some major Austria-bashing in my game (much as seeing Poland bash Austria hurts me, it's nice when you're France). Having read your Turkish AAR, I hate to say this, but you'll get a huge obsurantism event in reign of Catherine de Medici (1560-64), thought you should know, I was almost in real trouble there--I was preparing to DOW Spain when 4-5 provinces revolted simultaneously.
 
Bayard, eh? I must wonder if he will go down as ingloriously as his counterpart in Rule Bretagnia, or if he will have the success of his Breton name-sharer-guy. :p
 
zacharym87 said:
Good job against Spain. You should bring Poland into the alliance, they've done some major Austria-bashing in my game (much as seeing Poland bash Austria hurts me, it's nice when you're France). Having read your Turkish AAR, I hate to say this, but you'll get a huge obsurantism event in reign of Catherine de Medici (1560-64), thought you should know, I was almost in real trouble there--I was preparing to DOW Spain when 4-5 provinces revolted simultaneously.

Oh yeah I know, I'll probably get the same in 1789 when the Revolution breaks out, may even get a little one for the Fronde.

Morph: Bayard is my hero dude.