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(I) Either an admiral, mad-poet, or fictional freedom fighter persona. I wouldn't care to hazard a guess.

(II) BiB's not the only one to worry about!
 
Re: What is

Originally posted by Savant
2. the chance of getting a St. Pauli girl shield with generous cleavage but not so revealing that BiB relegates me to post only in the "Tits" thread of the off-topic forum, Jeremy?
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Well, getting past BiB is just the first hurdle.
(I'm not sure if he had a look at the draft "St.Pauli" shield yet?)
Agelastus is right. It's Patric who makes the final decision.

They have a "Tits" thread in the OT forum???
I went in there once back in April. Still haven't fully recovered.
Glad to hear they raised their standards.;)
 
Yep there is a Tits thread there and

here is a post I made there that shows I am no "specieist", unlike so many of our EU board colleagues.

Have you seen the "milking game"

at amusement parks where you grab hold of a tit that lights up and squeeze it? For real. It is a take-off on the "club the otter" or "slap the crocodile" games (which are both probably take-offs of masturbation games like "choke the chicken"). The object is to squeeze and pull the tit that lights up. The tit is covered in a rubber (skin-like) transparent material that lights up with a pink glow. You have to pull and squeeze the tit that lights up this way and earn points. The points you earn from squeezing and pulling the correct tits give you tickets that you can then exchange at the game counter for different kiddie prizes like candies, sherif badges, and the like.

Oh, and there are four tits to pull and squeeze, attached to an udder. You pull up a stool (for real) next to this plastic cow facsimile (that moos) and you just pull and squeeze tits. If you pull the wrong tit the cow makes a painful mooo! and if it's the correct tit, then it makes a nice soothing moo.
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Who

is this infernal "Blake"?

Oh! Is he the guy in that cheeleading picture? Aha! Mystery solved!

Gee.. and there I was thinking it meant something else like maybe I had two personas kind of like "Robert Blake" aka Baretta.
 
The Milking Game

Great movie - big shocker in it too, as I recall. Great song. :D

I can't imagine Savant walking around with cows udders on his shoulders.
 
Psst! Hey, come closer kid

yeah you. come here.. take a look.

Look down there
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OK, I've had my fun

Ah Savant, good buddy, look how far we've fallen from our IGC+ erudite posts. Quel triste. :D

Congrats on cracking the 1K barrier (beat you by a day - nah, nah :p).

The bots BiB gave me broke yesterday. I'm starting to return to normal. Less spam and more overly long posts will be forthcoming. :D
 
Hey does he have his B-Day??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR STA-A-TE, HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU :D
 
Sniff...

[composes self] You're all so kind. :)

The wind is howlin, -30 degrees, I'm a poor orphan and it's my birthday - maybe some kind game company can give me shelter in their beta test.
 
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