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NORTH ATLANTIC - TREATY​
England and Portugal have reached an agreement - Portugal shall no longer be a vassal of the English crown. ​

Signed
Abdelkarissa​
 
Actions for December 14

News around the world!

  • Portugal declares that Russia, Prussia and Austria are their Nemesis!
  • Russia is preparing for War!
  • France is preparing for War!
  • Ottomans is preparing for War!
  • Austria is preparing for War!
  • Spain is preparing for War!
 
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Leaders for the war generation :

Austria (2 leaders) :

3-4-3 (28 yrs)
3-5-3 (13 yrs)

Ottomans (2 leaders) :

3-3-3-1 (17 yrs)
4-3-4 (21 yrs)

France (2 leaders) :

3-4-3 (17 yrs)
5-2-3 (27 yrs)

Russia (3 leaders) :

3-4-5 (29 yrs)
3-4-3 (19 yrs)
3-4-2 (10 yrs)

Spain (2 leaders)

4-5-4 (25 yrs)
5-3-4 (25 yrs)

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Randomness is always strange. I changed it for this time : I generated 10 000 random number between 0 and 1. Then, I generated 1 number and took this number, multipled it by 10000 and rounded it. This number then becomes the cell number of the matrix with 10 000 random number, which then gives me the final random number.

Seems to have given slightly bit of a lower numbers. But I think it's even more random than usual.
 
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Of course Bal, by using the code indices of the starting variable and by multiplying it exponentially to a factor up to and above 10,000 you have ensured near total randonimity up to the 7 degree of certainity as described in Gehalts law and theorums.
 
Dr Bob said:
Of course Bal, by using the code indices of the starting variable and by multiplying it exponentially to a factor up to and above 10,000 you have ensured near total randonimity up to the 7 degree of certainity as described in Gehalts law and theorums.
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ahahaha..... damn you. :p

edit - I'm obcessed with random stuff. Some day I believe in it, some day I don't.
 
balinus said:
News around the world!
  • Portugal declares that Russia, Prussia and Austria are their Nemesis!
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What? I did not declare them my nemesis! I just said that they needed a bit of spanking! :mad: ;) :D
/Abdelkarissa
 
The Queen of Portugal reminds everyone that she has some 50 000 ducats to spare. If you need money - and likes a bit of spanking - just contact the Queen!
/Marquis de Sade, Queens prime minister
 
The One We All Obey

In heaven

St Peter: All wars have ended - peace everywere!
Angels: *singing* Hallelulja!
[Gabriel mutters]
St Peter: Angels, we have been summoned before our Lord!
Angels: *singing* Hallelulja!
St Peter: However, it is a in a rather strange location. Seems we will have to go to earth..... Some place called "Hitechbuilding". Strange...
Angels: *mumbling* Hallelulja!

In the seventh pith of hell

[Strange voice] Maggots! THE ONE WE ALL OBEY WANTS CALLS YOU!
D.Evil & D.Emon: Master, we obey.
[Audiences starts to screem]
D.Evil: Wonder what this is about?
D.Emon: No idea, Damien. Our viewers rating has been going down. We are domed!
D.Evil: Idiot, we are domed anyway. Well, time to face our punnishment. Where do we go?
D.Emon: Some strange location, it is on earth. Somewhere in Stockholm, in a cold country, Sweden.... *burr*

In Hitechbuilding, Stockholm, Sweden

D.Emon: Should be just around the corner here....
St Peter: Ah, angels, the lord is nere, it should be just here ....
D.Emon & D.Evil & St Peter: WHAT, are you here!
Angels *screeming*: Hallelulja!
[Gabriel sneaks away]
D.Emon: Go to heaven with you! *curses*
St Peter: Meat your salvation, evil one! *brings forth a crusifix*
BOOMING VOICE: Shut up, all of you!
D.Evil: Eh?
St Peter: Yes, lord....?
BOOMING VOICE: And get back here, Gabriel. I know what you been up to.
D.Emon: Oh, punnish him! Cool! Master, THE ONE WE ALL OBEY, let me do it!
BOOMING VOICE: Didnt I tell you to shut up?
D.Emon: But...
St Peter: If I might add, ....
BOOMING VOICE: SHUT UP!
[D.Emon & D.Evil & St Peter are silent]
BOOMING VOICE: Ah, that is better. Now, little creatures, welcome to my place. Surpriced? Well, well... You are not any "forces" of good and evil. You are just my ..... instruments..
[D.Emon & D.Evil & St Peter looks confused]
BOOMING VOICE: You see, you are just a part of a little game. A wonderful thing called EU II.
D.Evil: So you are not the ONE WE ALL OBEY?
St Peter: Our true lord?
BOOMING VOICE: Of course I am. I am both "your lord" and "the one you all obey". Silly name the last one, by the way.
D.Emon: But, .... what shall we call you?
BOOMING VOICE: Ah, let me think...... How about God of Thunder and Rocknroll?


;)
 
Dr Bob said:
Damn, it wasn't Absolut, seems I owe Fnuco 500 ducats :mad:
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I would like them wired to my swiss bank account asap.

or transfer them to Elio's game :)


And to be honest, i suspected cobjor to surprise us, but didnt expect that :rofl:
 
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