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For all Wigheard's power, influence, and personal nobility, he is only one man in the end -- and when your own liege is one of those who plots something dastardly, well, perhaps it'll soon be time for Kind to take a back seat to Ambitious.

I suspect it will not be Chester that breaks away from Mercia, but his son and future heirs do not have the same close connection to this petty kingdom, and have grown up with little but contempt for the rest of it.

Something that aggravates me is that your overall liege affects your realm's stability whether you yourself are good or not. Quite a lot of Mercia is full of angry peasents right now, and Chester is bright red...does this mean they'll rise up and attack us both or just him? And if they win, what then?
 
So Offa's "debt" so to speak sounds like it is to be paid by his successor
 
So Offa's "debt" so to speak sounds like it is to be paid by his successor

Well I don't know specifics but I imagine the eventual House of Lancaster is going to declare of blood feud on Mercia for all the horrible things we have yet to do to each other. What I really need is a game plan for after I get out of Mercia. Hopefully they look south for a bit whilst I establish myself, and of course I need to fight Northumbria at least once to get Lancaster...but after that? What then? I may have a vote on such things.

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I like Wigheard’s role played integrity and moral fortitude here. Let’s hope it doesn’t eventually lead to Offa having one of those “who will rid me of this turbulent Chancellor” moments!
 
I like Wigheard’s role played integrity and moral fortitude here. Let’s hope it doesn’t eventually lead to Offa having one of those “who will rid me of this turbulent Chancellor” moments!

Yeah...about that...
 
Chapter 4: The Battle of Macclesfield
Chapter 4: The Battle of Macclesfield

Forgive me, for my throat is hoarse and the night grows colder. How fitting then, for the tragedy that I tell you now. It has been many years since the murder of Chester, but the scream of blood does not cool with time.

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As you heard, St. Guthlac and his hermitage gave credence to Offa’s claims over East Anglia, the oldest of the realms, yet small and vulnerable. The king saw a quick and easy prize, whilst Chester saw the summation of his task and departed once again to his home.

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There he tried to make peace with the wounded pride of his former Marshal, now commander. With skill and the kindness oft ascribed to him, Chester won him over.

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The court was also blessed with a new daughter for his son, named Christina in the style of the Lombards from whence her mother came. She was promised to another child, the Earl of Surrey, whom lived far to the south beyond the Thames.

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More unexpectedly, Chester’s own wife fell pregnant too. The household was overjoyed, especially given the lord’s older years. The pregnancy gave the woman some trouble, but love and kindness smoothest over many ills in this life.

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In another twist of fate, Offa came to Chester cap in hand, begging for forgiveness for his past sins. Chester of course was amenable, being the purest of men. Offa’s invitation of hospitality held another, more pressing concern however. The king was stricken, dying of a life of indulgence and wickedness since his warring days.

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The pair did reconcile over the course of several months in each other’s company, especially with Offa’s illness and Gerberga’s pregnancy. Both had the finest of care imaginable of course but in truth, both struggled with each passing mourn. Worse was to come however, for Offa began to tax the people of his kingdom to a greater extent, paranoid of leaving his heir with an empty treasury. This did not come without consequence, and with his most excellent Chancellor placed within his own court, the realm grew fiercer and fiercer in ire towards the king.

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Finally, the horse snapped his lease and the dogs of war were released. The greatest uprising was in Chester itself, most upsettingly to her lord. The people were not, of course, rebelling against him, but a cruel overlord. However, Chester was a good man and trusted Offa one last time. He of course agreed to join his king in this fight, taking up arms against his own subjects, whom loved him dearly.

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His wife could not accompany him, given her condition, so Offa promised to care for her within his court whilst Chester rode on ahead to confront the rebels. Offa was to follow after, but his injury, or perhaps carelessness, delayed his forces and those of the other earls. Chester thus fought the greater enemy force alone.

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The Battle of Macclesfield was a bloodbath on both sides. Brother and father fought against one another, and the cries of anguish came not just from injury but from recognition. These were not a wicked people, but simply desperate men, wishing to feed their families and keep their pride of living.

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The tragedy was complete, sorrowfully, inevitably. The great Chester the Kind met his end with a spear to the back, choking his last words of love for his son through bleeding lungs. The Earl’s army rushed to their fallen leader, lifting him off and away from the battlefield. They were routed. Much had been lost that day in Macclesfield. Today, the clay still strikes red when cut.

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The realm past to the son, Wigferth. Enraged, distraught, the young man and his entire guard swore upon their swords and his father’s cooling corpse that there would be a reckoning for the crime committed that day. Offa, and all his line, would suffer for the death of Chester, for the blood shed upon the battleground. Mercia would suffer and burn for this day. He headed towards his father’s great house in Chester, for it would always be his and never Wigferth’s. The whole city was tainted by the loss of something inexpressible. The new Earl sought a new land for himself and his family, away from such heartbreak, away from the evil of Offa and his ilk.

As well we know, they did find such a place, though at still greater cost.
 
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Ironic that he is killed by the very people he tried so hard to protect.
 
Ironic that he is killed by the very people he tried so hard to protect.

Yeah...I was not pleased with Offa or Chester county. Gives me good in universe reason to ditch both in favour of Lancaster though so not complaining too much. Still, a tragic loss and waste of a good man. Now I have to rebuild my holdings, put down that stupid revolt and then murder offa and everyone related to him (that isn't my family of course). Unforutnly he does have my wife/mother and unborn kid at the moment so hopefully he's too dumb to do anything about that. If anything, I fully expect him to give my hilariously undiplomatic new ruler the chancellor position just because his dad had it.
 
Chapter 5: A Winter of Discontent
Chapter 5: A Winter of Discontent

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Hatred doth despise the man who cautions peace and calm. But Wigferth the new Earl of Chester could wait and plot his revenge on Offa, for first he had to throw down the revolt that the king had caused. Having done so, the rebels being contrite at murdering king Old Chester, Wigferth left the city, rarely to return.

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Instead, he went to Derby, his homeland, and demanded a penance be paid by the dark city for their crime. He was wary of his less than stellar relationship with Offa already, and was thus surprised that the king offered his father’s old position of Chancellor to him.

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Offa however needed his vassals under one banner, for he had done the deed of foul nature that Old Chester had forsaken him for. He had murdered the child Warwick, and though it was carefully and craftily done, all knew whose wickedness had been performed.

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Derby was horrified at the man he now called liege, and his horror only mounted when he learnt that he indeed benefitted from the foul murder. For he was next in line to the living Worchester child’s seat, and thus would own half of all Mercia.

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In his sorrow over his father and cousin’s murders, the young Earl shaved his head and face, resolving to never let it grow again until he was free of this pit of darkness and shadows that Mercia was fast becoming.

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The two remaining lords of the land were far removed from one another. Oxford remained a steadfast Offa loyalist, being further entwined and enriched by that sickened king. He was in failing health himself, and had five sons to attend to with limited lands of his own. He needed the king. The same could not be said for Lindsey, honest to a fault, who held Old Chester in fine regard.

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Some light shone in Derby however. Chester’s wife returned with a new-born girl named Maria. Still grieving, Derby decided that this babe would have a better life far from these rainy islands, and sent her across the sea with her mother to the Lombard court of her birth. She was then eventually betrothed by matrilineal way to a Karling child staying at the court. Unbeknownst to all, those two children would one day rule all of Francia.

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A winter of discontent ensued, with everyone and sundry’s council and vassals disgruntled by this and the other. Offa suffered more than most, with his festering limbs and incapable ruling leading rise for Derby’s chance to break free. He and Lindsey resurrected Old Chester’s movement for council power, and in those bleak times, Offa agreed.

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It would prove a final blow for the ailing monarch, and he succumbed to his disease swiftly afterwards. Derby’s hour had come. Offa’s son had but a year under to become a man, and the realm was confused and chaotic.

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At this time Derby rode to Chester and borrowed plentiful of monies from the merchants there, and the Jews, and began secretly building a band of men to challenge the youth king and earn his family’s freedom. He found good soldiers in a Saxon Band, sent from Wessex with love from their monarch.

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With army and banner raised, and treasure to hold them, Derby sent a challenge to the new king to remove his fife from his lands and henceforth be a foreigner in those parts. The youth, boldly, refused, and readied his new realm for war. And so the great battle for our freedom began in earnest!
 
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King Ecgfrith seems a bit better than his father, but still an understandable decision to want independence, lets hope it is not too costly.
 
In another twist of fate, Offa came to Chester cap in hand, begging for forgiveness for his past sins. Chester of course was amenable, being the purest of men. Offa’s invitation of hospitality held another, more pressing concern however. The king was stricken, dying of a life of indulgence and wickedness since his warring days.

Chester (the old one) was too good for this sinful world.

The realm past to the son, Wigferth. Enraged, distraught, the young man and his entire guard swore upon their swords and his father’s cooling corpse that there would be a reckoning for the crime committed that day. Offa, and all his line, would suffer for the death of Chester, for the blood shed upon the battleground. Mercia would suffer and burn for this day. He headed towards his father’s great house in Chester, for it would always be his and never Wigferth’s. The whole city was tainted by the loss of something inexpressible. The new Earl sought a new land for himself and his family, away from such heartbreak, away from the evil of Offa and his ilk.

Oooh, that escalated quickly. I'm wondering if it'll go the "kill every possible descendant Offa might plausibly claim" route

In his sorrow over his father and cousin’s murders, the young Earl shaved his head and face, resolving to never let it grow again until he was free of this pit of darkness and shadows that Mercia was fast becoming.

The baldness and cruel/wroth makes me fear the new Chester so much. Like a Bruce Willis/Agent 47 hybrid.

Unbeknownst to all, those two children would one day rule all of Francia.

I'm looking forward to discovering how that plays out! I wonder if Chester will be able to take advantage of these lofty connections.

With army and banner raised, and treasure to hold them, Derby sent a challenge to the new king to remove his fife from his lands and henceforth be a foreigner in those parts. The youth, boldly, refused, and readied his new realm for war. And so the great battle for our freedom began in earnest!

It came to blows a lot quicker than I was expecting. Shame, it looks like Ecgfrith would have made a decent ruler if he'd had a less treacherous father.
 
King Ecgfrith seems a bit better than his father, but still an understandable decision to want independence, lets hope it is not too costly.

Well it cost a lot of money upfront. That's only to begin, of course. To be honest though, this was my ideal situation for leaving, since Mercia is not at all prepared for this war and I do have a numbers advantage as Offa's tributaries are now completely independent of Mercia. Of course, that does mean that Mercia can just conquer them outright now instead...but we'll see about that.

Chester (the old one) was too good for this sinful world.

I agree. I was actually quite glad he died so thematically. Very useful for future plot points, as awful as it sounds.

Oooh, that escalated quickly. I'm wondering if it'll go the "kill every possible descendant Offa might plausibly claim" route

Turns out that they aren't very good at breeding, as he's literally the only Iceling at that time, so far as I recall. It hasn't gotten much better since and I think they're going to die out anti-climatically and naturally soon enough. Of course, Mercia on the other hand...they're actually quite a bit scarier now.

The baldness and cruel/wroth makes me fear the new Chester so much. Like a Bruce Willis/Agent 47 hybrid.

Here's a man to smash Mercia, Northumbria, the entirety of Wales and everyone else that gets in his way. He's the guy that gets stuff done and gives me a proper start to this campaign.

I'm looking forward to discovering how that plays out! I wonder if Chester will be able to take advantage of these lofty connections.

So am I, wretched undeserving little shits won't form an alliance with me! Not that it would help much because, as I may have said earlier, in the 769AD start, absolutely no one knows how boats work or have ports. So Francia has enough men to conquer all of Britannia, but has maybe three ships total by 830AD.And that's if the keep expanding hard. If their realms split up, the continent doesn't see lots of boats unless the Vikings take over large parts of it.

It came to blows a lot quicker than I was expecting. Shame, it looks like Ecgfrith would have made a decent ruler if he'd had a less treacherous father.

Eh...he wasn't that bad considering he's about to lose his richest vassal and lose his first war, but he's nowhere near as good as Offa. Or his heir for that matter, who properly puts Mercia back on track. Which is good, because otherwise I was worried about steamrolling the island for a bit. Nope! Mercia is still in the game.
 
As I catch up again after a busy long weekend here, I read of the tragic (if also dramatically useful) death of Wigheard the Very Nice. :( As you mentioned, an ideal set-up for the ever reliable ‘you killed (or by your negligence caused the death of) my father, prepare to die, along with all you hold dear’ trope. Tally-ho!

I will move on to the latest chapter in a bit, but did not want to let Wigheard’s passing go unremarked. In terms of execution, I thought your chosen narrative style worked very well there.

That Chester was in fact being wined and dined by the king and then ran off precipitately and rashly got himself killed instead of waiting for support was nicely glossed over. Instead, the son can rail against the perfidy of a dissolute king against his blameless father and swear bloody vengeance. Excellent! “Who will rid me of this turbulent monarch?”
 
I read of the tragic (if also dramatically useful) death of Wigheard the Very Nice.

How very English. Several other rules could be made in this vein: 'the Jolly Good', 'the Most Excellent', 'the Quite Satisfactory', 'the Overall Decent', and 'the Mildly Moist'.

As you mentioned, an ideal set-up for the ever reliable ‘you killed (or by your negligence caused the death of) my father, prepare to die, along with all you hold dear’ trope. Tally-ho!

Indeed. So strong is this trope that I just have to indicate it, and don't really have to explain much. What's that? Daddles left you out of his birthday party? KILL THEM ALL!

I will move on to the latest chapter in a bit, but did not want to let Wigheard’s passing go unremarked. In terms of execution, I thought your chosen narrative style worked very well there.

I find it a little limiting. However, I think we can gradually evolve this into Shakespearean dialogue and speeches given time, since I've been hinting as to the identity of the speaker and we'll eventually reach a point where we can write in the present tense.

That Chester was in fact being wined and dined by the king and then ran off precipitately and rashly got himself killed instead of waiting for support was nicely glossed over.

Yeah...I mean, in-universe, that's probably what actually happened. In-game though, it genuinely was Offa's fault, leading to a very interesting blend of reality and fiction here.

Instead, the son can rail against the perfidy of a dissolute king against his blameless father and swear bloody vengeance. Excellent! “Who will rid me of this turbulent monarch?”

As it turns out...God.
 
Something that you might have noticed is that I'm drastically upping tax wherever I can and decreasing manpower from vassals. This is deliberate to try and stop me just flat out murdering the whole of Britannia with one ruler. This policy of money over men and a monopolisation of violence may be up for a vote change later though, when such things cease to be about balance and more about RP.
 
Oh, you used the ‘m’ word! :eek::D (moist)

The independence opportunity has come quite quickly - show no Mercy to Mercia! :rolleyes:

Out of curiosity, when do the moneylenders need to be repaid and what happens if you can’t afford it?
 
Out of curiosity, when do the moneylenders need to be repaid and what happens if you can’t afford it?

Ok so Christian rulers have two options for borrowing money. They can 'lend 300 gold from Jewish money lenders', or, if they exist, do the same thing with the Knights Templar.
The former is far more common. What both do is give you the cash upfront, but you then have to repay 350 gold, which you can do immediately or whenever you want to (and can afford it. No going into negative figures). However, the debt is never cancelled and will be inherited by your heir upon death. So you could just steal 300 gold and never pay it back, but they'll remember for the rest of the game.

The reason why you'd want to pay the debt back as soon as possible is that the Church does not like you dealing with Jews. You get a negative opinion trait for everyone of the cloth, including all your tax paying bishoprics and the pope. Of course, you fix this by paying them back, so you can use them again if you ever do need emergency funds.

Of course, this is Medieval Europe and they are Jews...so you could just expel them from your country and wipe the debt clean. However, this will cause a penalty to all tax collection from cities (at least, can't recall if it affects everything else too) which of course are going to be your main money makers from mid-game on. You can invite the Jews back in, but generally speaking, this chain of events isn't a good idea unless you're roleplaying or cheesing the game.

Basically, the option exists to give player vassals the money to try for independence, and to help people who are ganked by stupid massive adventurer or invasion armies, or other unexpected fights. It won't win the war, but it will pay for the raising of two merc companies to help you out. But it is a rather sky venture if you really don't have any money coming in, because even if you win your war, you'll have the debt and opinions to pay for.

I quite like the option, for RP and for gameplay usage.
 
Oh, you used the ‘m’ word! :eek::D (moist)

The independence opportunity has come quite quickly - show no Mercy to Mercia! :rolleyes:

Yeah, very British. Only really acceptable when describing the weather, every other usage is a little disgusting (cake for example...).
I was quite stoked that the trigger for wanting independence came just before Offa popped his clogs and kicked the bucket. Mercia is woefully out of position to deal with this.

Then again, as I said further above, they do recover from this, quite well. Remember that they and Northumbria are the premier powers on the island, with Pictland coming in third and Wessex distant fourth. I won't be in the top five for a long time. Still haven' really reached it and I'm a few decades on. Which is good, since we're trying to do an underdog minor story here, not...well...Albion.:D
 
Let the dice roll high
 
Let the dice roll high

Helpfully I've already passed my luck roll. The war is really mine to lose... (dun dun duuuun *fade to black*)

As it turns out, I needed to tribute the rest of the British Isles (or close enough) in order to match Mercia in battle when they were at full strength with their south east tributaries. So yeah...these guys pack a heck of a punch compared to me, and the Saxon kingdoms super outrank the rest of the island kingdoms.