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Chester now stands alone, its ruler's head no longer bowing to any overlord. Mercia will find it still more difficult to claw its way back to being the notional "first among equals" it was in Offa's day, though I imagine that it still packs quite a punch when given time to rouse itself.

Yes in this time period it was a slugging match between northumbria, mercia and Wessex over who was most domiannt, and who could successfully conquer the south east (i.e. Canterbury and London). And more broadly, could anyone get wales into an alliance or tributary?

I'm so pleased you can now recreate that in ckii. It's so fascinating to play.
 
Glad to see the war brought to a swift conclusion.

A promising heir is always a bonus too, and should hopefully make keeping that independence easier than it might appear.
 
Glad to see the war brought to a swift conclusion.

A promising heir is always a bonus too, and should hopefully make keeping that independence easier than it might appear.

I think i had three good rulers in a row, including Derby, before a bad one showed up incredibly unexpectedly.
 
Chapter 7: The Beowulf Lords of Anglesey
Chapter 7: The Beowulf Lords of Anglesey

When a land loses a king, even one as cruel and foolish as the king of Mercia, the land revolts. The newly independent Derby was no different, as scores of vagabonds and criminals from the war ran from Mercian justice to the free forests. Earl Derby’s own vassals were much afraid and confused, not least because he had spent every coin they all had and used every farmer and worker to secure his own seat. Much needed to be done to restore the realm to order, and even beyond the borders of Mercia, many strange and wonderful things were happening. One such story I shall tell to you now.

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It all began with a series of attempted kidnappings, highway robbery and general skulduggery on the road between Chester and Derby. The great Bishop of Halton was attacked, the most pious and powerful within the new earldom. Derby rounded up the villains and dispensed them with the just hand he would become renowned for.

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There was much to be done still. Derby sat uneasily between two giants called Mercia and Northumbria. Northumbria was a harsh and unruly land by all measure, yet had dominated the seven kingdoms for many centuries. As there were lords within their midst who desired Derby’s lands, he had to be ever watchful of their movements.

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To the south of course lay the Mercians. Defeated perhaps but by far the stronger presence to Derby. Old Offa may have died but his dreams of unifying the entire south east under his banner had not. Whilst the new king turned from the north in bitterness to greedily eye more tempting prizes, Derby would have a short while to build a force of his own to match his former king.

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It was thus to the Britons that the Earl turned. A savage race of men, pushed by Mercian expansion far into the mountainous regions of the west. Yet Anglesey was a proud and wealthy kingdom, whom had at times blunted Offa’s great army in the days of Old Chester. If such a land could be made to bend, if just a little, a great deal could be gained from it. Of course, to get to the island, several other factions would need to be pushed out of the way. Powys was a kingdom that Offa’s Dyke was designed to keep out. Thus, it was with no small amount of bravery that Derby decided to war with them for tribute. The Briton army was quick to respond, marching straight over the earthen mound and towards Derby.
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Chester remained the military power in those lands however, and so the Earl was able to raise his army there before moving to intercept the invaders at Chesterfield. The Britons, or the Welsh as they would become known, were fine archers. For over an hour, they frustrated Derby with constant barrages and skirmishes, felling many before he finally brought his heavy infantry into their midst. They fell back quickly and the battle was won, but both sides lost almost as many men due to the tactics on display. However, Powys could ill afford any lost men, whilst Chester had plentiful peasants to send to the field.

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With Powys beaten back, Derby moved to occupy their lands beyond the Dyke. Swiftly it became apparent why hitherto Saxons had struggled in these parts. The land was rocky and mountainous, and where it was not, it was marshy and thickly covered in forest. Ambushes and treachery were rife. The weather was dismal. Powys’ army would have to be flushed into the open once again, and so Derby retreated back to Chester to resupply and rethink. His scouts reported however that they were being trailed by a growing body of Welshmen, and so Derby planned for two battles, one if they attacked before he reached Chester, and one if after. The Welsh began attacking at Macclesfield, and so battle commenced there soon after.

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This time, Derby was wise to the Welshman’s tricks and whilst maintaining his shield wall, sent his own skirmishers and huntsmen around the flanks to entrap the enemy. Macclesfield saw far better gains to loses, with the enemy losing half their army and Derby only three score.

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He had also managed to disperse the Welsh in many different directions far from their homeland, which he then marched into unimpeded. The weather had also improved. Soon, King Cadell’s halls were put to the torch and his crop sized by the men of Chester. There was more land and wealth to seize, but Derby did not wish to press his fortune too far in those treacherous and dismal lands. He returned to Chester, just in time to face the reformed remains of Powys one last time.

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Cadell conceded defeat and promised to support and obey Derby, for as long as his strength and life held against his enemies. The Earl’s first victory in war was celebrated greatly, but there were storm clouds on the horizon that stilled the cheer within Chester. First, Wigberht, Derby’s son and heir, became very ill and infirm, and physically retired.
Second, the Earl of Yoredale had noted our war against the savages and pressed his claim to Chester with Derby away in Powys. If he brought the might of Northumbria, or even his own not inconsiderable force down upon Derby, the new realm would shatter before it had truly begun.

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Second, the Earl of Yoredale had noted our war against the savages and pressed his claim to Chester with Derby away in Powys. If he brought the might of Northumbria, or even his own not inconsiderable force down upon Derby, the new realm would shatter before it had truly begun.

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Third, Warwick remained a contention even without Mercia. The brother of the murdered child earl remained himself childless, and thus Derby stood to inherit all of his land and wealth. Naturally, this caused a great deal of tension between the two sides of the family, and might have proven an issue that the king himself would forcibly correct.

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Again of course, hope springs eternal my dear listeners. The Earl’s vassals were slowly beginning to appreciate his rule. His wife became pregnant once again. The treasury began to fill with coin from Chester and with tribute from Powys.

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Better still, the Karling child Old Chester had promised to Maria so long ago had suddenly and quite unexpectedly become King of the Franks, and now ruled a great empire that had not been seen since the days of Old.

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And again, better still, the marriage contract specified that the man would take the maid’s family line for himself. As amazing as it sounded, the rather young family created by Old Chester would become the founder of not one but two great kingdoms within Europe, due to this union, and be spread far and wide throughout the world. The birth of Cenraed months later only solidified the growing prominence and promise of this dynasty.

But forgive me. You do not wish for this history lesson on Francia, as interesting as it might be. You wish to now of Beowulf of Anglesey, the Great Bear Lords of Wales. Well, I shall tell you for it is a most fascinating tale.

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You see, in those days on the Isles of Anglesey, a rather peculiar local tradition had arisen, possibly from old Germanic stories or other such ancient place, of the majesty of bears and their ilk. The mighty beasts had long since vanished from these shores, yet their memory and image remained. So, when a tribe of them appeared in the Irish Sea, it was treated in no small exaggeration, as an act of divine provenance. The people of the island wept with joy, and threw great parades and festivals upon the bear’s rescue from the seas. They named them, and their king adopted them into his hearth and home. As extraordinary as it sounds, they practically worshiped the creatures, and well they might. For these were gigantic things, larger even than the type found in Francia. Pure white of fur, powerful limbed and majestic brows, it is not so hard to imagine the simply folk of that time worshiping the ground at their paws.

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But here my story gets even more extraordinary and amazing. For you see, when the old king died (under most violent of circumstances, I mark you!), they made the oldest male bear their king! Yes! Hywel, the Duke of Gwynedd, ruled the rich and prosperous land of Anglesey as what we called their Beowulf Lord.

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What is most remarkable are the stories we heard, for we did war with these people in the days before Lancaster, and the Beowulf Lord was said to have enjoyed many games and magic tricks, though his temperament suggested a grave paranoia of his surroundings.

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Naturally, when Derby received word of this, he set out to tribute or conquer these madmen of North Wales. Of course, that meant not only fighting in harsh conditions along the coast but also against a stronger power than Powys, and also fighting a skirmisher army backed up by dozens of great bears! Well! The war was one of such legend and absurdity that much has been said of it so I shall not recount it all here. Let it be said however that though Derby did in the end slaughter most of the Beowulf army, they put up an almighty fight. That grand Duke Hywel himself was a tough fighter and warrior by himself, felling many men and horses upon the battlefield.

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Truly without the support of Welsh archers of our own, it is hard to say how the whole sorry tale might have ended. As it was, Anglesey could be pinned against the coast and thus far more effectively committed to battle than Powys. As destructive as that was for Chester’s population, Derby’s army became very proficient at fighting in the savage lands by war’s end.

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At Holyhead on the isle of Anglesey itself, the final battle between a much reduced but well-bloodied Derby army crushed the remaining Welsh defenders, though at great cost. Derby lost one of his oldest, indeed, he was sixty-one at the time, commanders, and friend of Old Chester.

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Another battle had to be fought on the island before victory was won. The Great Bear died of Rabies, caught perhaps in his many rampages through our lines. Derby was pleased with his second war for tribute, though the human cost had been greatly escalated by the presence of the bear lords. He thus spread out the remaining ones amongst the settlements in Anglesey, and placed the cub of Hywel upon his father’s throne.

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With not only more money from his conquests but now a Bear Honour Guard and an experienced if diminished army, Derby looked elsewhere for further targets. However, the battlefield glory had led to personal revelation, and the Earl became far more spiritual than he had been before. He decided to pay off the Jewish moneylenders in Chester, and then take a pilgrimage before deciding what to do next. Thus ends the first part of the story of the Beowulfs, but as you are all well aware, it would not be the last of their adventurers in these lands.
 
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Not wasting any time in making a mark on the world now he is independent.
 
Not wasting any time in making a mark on the world now he is independent.

I was going to wait for some money to come in to repay the loan (which i ended up doing in that chapter) but when i saw how weak powys was and how Anglesey was ruled by...eh...a bear. Kind of wants to make you get stuck in.

And I was wanting a chaotic island to deal with, which i thought this was it. But funnily enough, when this weird period of animals was over, there was a brief respite and then things became very religiously wierd.
 
Looks like I got up to date at the weirdest moment ;). Newly independent, and now with a bear guard at his disposal. Well, Anglesey couldn't resist Derby despite the bears, but will Northumbria have the same success fending off Derby and his new guard? After all, Lancaster is still to claim.

While the Earl is being known for his military victories, it doesn't look like his son will follow into his footsteps. But whatever happens here, at least the dynasty's name will definitely leave a mark on European history.
 
Looks like I got up to date at the weirdest moment

Yeah...

Newly independent, and now with a bear guard at his disposal.

That was quite the bonus yes. As you saw in the chapter, bears have insane personal combat scores and if they get rabies, as the Great Bear did, their combat score is upped by 30. So they're basically invincible until the rabies kills them. This turned out quite well, although my favourite bear was actually a non-combatant. But we'll get to him presently.

Well, Anglesey couldn't resist Derby despite the bears,

Indeed. I thought actually when I saw what their stats were that I might have been in trouble. As it happens, the bears were focused in one army and just kept slaughtering Powys whenever they raised any troops, whilst I took Anglesey's mainland counties. Then I could pin them on the island. They then had the super terrain advantage too but they were stuck there. If the bears had any more land though, I probably would have been stuffed and possibly would have pledged my loyalty to them to get their army to help me take Lancaster, since they outranked me.

will Northumbria have the same success fending off Derby and his new guard?

We'll see. As I said, the most useful bear actually ended up being a non-solider.

While the Earl is being known for his military victories, it doesn't look like his son will follow into his footsteps. But whatever happens here, at least the dynasty's name will definitely leave a mark on European history.

He turns out alright in the end. I've had two dud rulers so far and one of them came in very unexpectedly so it wasn't really his fault. The second one though has just completely effed up the entire realm. However, this is after a period of great success and expansion (with the aforementioned poor character thrown in the middle of course) so a bit of difficulty shouldn't be too horrible. I think if recover from it we'll have reached the 11th century and it'll be time to actually start conquering the whole of GB.
 
An epic period of history. Rampaging rabid polar bears, next it will be cats and dogs, falling out of the sky and living together! :D

Now, if you (or your electronic proxies) do anything to harm that cute little cub earl, well, ... I don’t know what, but whatever it is will be deserved. :p

Just incidentally, are whacky outcomes like that enabled by ticking some option in the game setup, or did it just happen randomly?
 
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Wow, I love the narrative around the Great Bear of Gwynedd, truly great writing!

Looks like a good few years for Derby, although the news about Wigberht was surely a blow.

Although maybe he'll feel a bit better seeing his dynasty on the throne of one of the greatest empires in Europe...
 
An epic period of history. Rampaging rabid polar bears, next it will be cats and dogs, falling out of the sky and living together! :D

Yeah, I did enjoy the war really. Certainly a very unusual challange but a good one nontheless.

Now, if you (or your electronic proxies) do anything to harm that cute little cub earl, well, ... I don’t know what, but whatever is it will be deserved. :p

The beauty of the tribute system is you can basically ignore internal poltics of other realms because the deal is linked to your own ruler's life, not theirs. So I'm fine with the cub ruling things, so long as he doesn't bankrupt himself and cause a drop in my income.

Just incidentally, are whacky outcomes like that enabled by ticking some option in the game setup, or did it just happen randomly?

Right so in the startup rule section, you can pick absurd events as to on, applicable to anyone, or off. Same for supernatural stuff, although they try to make those events have enough vaugness that they could have rational explanation.

So far as I know, there are two ways to get bears in your family. One is random adoption much like horses, and the other is having a family member turn into a bear over an event chain. This happened to me in a welsh game myself and i had absolutely no idea what was going on until it ended with my daughter becoming a bear.

Note that because the latter event chain turns humans into bears, it does not affect their relationship or fertility. So unlike the difficulty in breeding horses to replace glitterhoof, bears can easily breed with their human spouses and have human and bear children.

Wow, I love the narrative around the Great Bear of Gwynedd, truly great writing!

I had to do some plithy gymnastics to justify this one...in fact, I added in the story of the dragon and mystic in the first chapter just so this would seem less weird. I will say though that the saxons really did love their bears and other big predators so they probably wouldn't have minded too much, especially having only just changed from paganism themsevles.

Looks like a good few years for Derby, although the news about Wigberht was surely a blow.

It's a lottery with that trait. Either he dies because of it or you can manage. It's not a game ender really.

Although maybe he'll feel a bit better seeing his dynasty on the throne of one of the greatest empires in Europe...

Yes that was quite a bit of luck. I spend the next few decades breeding with that line to make sure even the pretenders are in the family. Generally speaking, ig yiu can keep your dyansty in power there until the frankish empire breaks up into france and germany, you're usually staying on top for the rest of the game.

Indeed, it's begining to happen in game now, and though europe is an utter mess, far worse than i usually see, Lancaster is ontop of France, Germany and Aquitaine. However there is a rivial duchy of Aquitaine in the north that is going to be an issue, and Austrasia is, ironically, the only karling realm we don't rule over.

The map in general is very interesting. Europe is a mess of three religions but lombardy and Byzantium have had several succesful personal unions that have meant both rule over grest swathes ot eastern europe and the balkans.
 
Chester's station is certainly on the rise here -- two successful wars against Welsh petty kings, and his bloodline united with that of the greatest Western emperor in living memory.

Must... resist... urge to make... bear puns...
 
Chester's station is certainly on the rise here -- two successful wars against Welsh petty kings, and his bloodline united with that of the greatest Western emperor in living memory.

Must... resist... urge to make... bear puns...

Let it free. There's going to be many situations in this AAR were puns will flow. We've already had Offa and Bear Lords.

Yes, I decided thaat the only way I was going to get anywhere was to essentially dominate Wales through tribute before risking war to get Lancaster from Northumbria. And even later on when I do make a petty kingdom for myself in Lancashire and Yorkshire, tributing wales is the first thing I did with a new ruler. And late ron, when I and everyone else was beginning to expand into it, Ireland replaced it as the place to go for hordes of meatbags to throw at enemies. Of course, tribes are far harder to subdue.

I've reached the point where Europe is splitting up greatly but we did hold on as overlords of Europe for many decades. I think we still run France and Germany. If I ever made it to Vicky II, this would no doubt do very strange things to lan nationalist groups, who fully believe that some guy in the north of England should therefore be ruling all of Europe.
 
That definitely turned strange.
 
That definitely turned strange.

I would say so. My current game period is equally mad though, as the Lancasters accidentally become their universe's hapsburgs and the moral authority of every religion drops down to zero....
 
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Good to see that an independent Derby is making its mark!
Shame about the heir, with such a different temperament from Derby himself, I imagine that Wigberht has no shortage of disappointed stares coming his way.
I also like the beginning of this subjugation of Wales. Maybe one day the Irish might even come to fear the Earl of Derby!
And...well bears. I love the Beowulf lord title and will not stop picturing armored bears a la Golden Compass.
Looking forward to the next update and I'm curious to see what happens to a Wiglafing Francia!
 
Good to see that an independent Derby is making its mark!

Yup, we are on our way up to becoming a minor annoyance now!

Shame about the heir, with such a different temperament from Derby himself, I imagine that Wigberht has no shortage of disappointed stares coming his way.

I really must go back to my notes and check, but don't recall him being a disappointment. I will say however that the Lancasters become pretty ruthless pragmatists due to necessity, so they don't do any of that 'firstborn male inherits everything' rubbish those silly continentals tried to develop (Europe sticks to gavelkind for centuries btw. No one has switched to anything else yet bar me).

EDIT: Ok, I checked. Yeah he wasn't amazing but one of those 'what-if' people who could have handled things very differently and thus changed the fate of Europe. To be fair the Viking age happens during his reign and the Muslims get very uppity too. He does make good use of the bear lords though, which is something. He doesn't cause the realm to collapse, basically.

...well, not his realm, anyway.

I also like the beginning of this subjugation of Wales. Maybe one day the Irish might even come to fear the Earl of Derby!

Well, they will certainly fear an Earl of Derby, but not quite yet. Baby steps, since we can't even properly control north wales, let alone the rest of it, or even get our own claimed territory.
Long road to Lancaster, even longer one to Ireland. Though yes, we do start getting tribute there as well. I was surprised at how long I was able to keep most of Ireland to be honest, since there was no outside competition and the locals were disunited and so reasonably easy to crush.

And...well bears. I love the Beowulf lord title and will not stop picturing armored bears a la Golden Compass.
Looking forward to the next update and I'm curious to see what happens to a Wiglafing Francia!

I do love armoured bears...the island is in the game and I believe there is an achievement on one of these games for forming a bear nation there. Still, yes, we have polar bears and we are going to use them for as long as they last.

The dynasty in Europe did reasonably well. Did about as well as the Karlings in real life, and thus made Anglo-Saxon the dominant political culture in Europe. I've only just begun to realise several centuries later how much just changing the ruling dynasty of the initial European empire would be. Suffice to say, I think we could reasonably argue that the Anglo-Franco mixing that created English language and culture may well come into existence in this timeline...just heavily, heavily favouring the Saxons.
 
Chapter 8: The Family Creed
Chapter 8: The Family Creed

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Before the sundering of the world, a mighty empire ruled in Europe. Not Roman, but those who claimed to be their descendants. And with the wisdom and foresight of Old Chester, we married into them in a very particular way beneficial to us. A scion of their family, Pepin, would take our bride and our name as his and his children’s, when the time came for them to wed. And when he, unexpectedly, became the new king in Francia, he affirmed to that promise. Perhaps he viewed Karling blood as a spent force, or sensed the vitality of our own. Whatever his reason, our House now ruled all of Europe.

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Not wishing to rest idly, Derby took it upon himself to match his father’s intake. He promised his own son to the Princess of the Romans, whom lived and still stand strong in the East. This was before the days of their Great Seal with Lombardy, making our relation with them even older. I believe this binding will yet bring us much pain, and much power within this realm of ours. Such is the way of deals with such great powers on Earth.

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But Derby was not satisfied with these mortal strengths. He looked to the Heavens and found the Faith in turmoil, in Francia and in Rome; something again that has yet to be rectified and perhaps never will. But it was here that my forebears first became true Christians, instead of reluctant converts. After Derby, many tales and writings emerge on our piety, and many churches sprang up in these lands. It began with this man.

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God tested him, and tested him again. His faith was challenged and questioned, but never did Derby relent! He stood fast in his Faith and so Faith rewarded him, with a child born onto him: Wiglaf of Chester.

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Another child of his was soon imperilled by mortal illness, and it became clear to all that Derby’s quest was not yet done. God wished him to go on a special mission and so he prepared to leave his homeland.

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His vassals, bar the mutinous Macclesfield, were in good cheer of him by this time, so he could safely leave the place in good hands and their trust. He would also be aided by the newly matured Pepin, whose empire stretched from the coasts of the North Sea to the shores of the Mediterranean. Derby and Pepin could easily have thus taken a procession to Rome and indeed did so for Pepin’s coronation. But this was too easily done to be a holy passage, and so the pair looked further afield. They were called to the Holy Land itself, to the Great City of Christ.

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A separate Epic tells of their travels and adventures through sea, forest and desert, through the land of the Infidel and Heathen, and to Jerusalem itself. Throughout the journey to the East, Derby began to exhibit the kindness and Christian charity his own father was well remembered for, and a humbleness that impressed the mighty king he travelled with. Some say that at this time, the king granted Derby and all his heirs the title Defender of the Faith, for their demonstrable piety.

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As he wondered around the old city, reflecting on the Bible, Derby came to some conclusions that mark our family to this day:

First, there is but one God in Heaven and so there must be one Arbiter on Earth. The Head of the Family must hold absolute power to rule absolutely.

Second, the Head of the Family is God’s chosen, thus anyone from the House may rule.

Third, a House divided cannot stand. When the Head is made, they will be followed. The only reasons to break from this sacred pledge is the Head threatening the House’s existence, or making war with God.

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These tenants of our Creed became embedded into our very souls, that all within our family, as then not yet fully formed from the darkness, can repeat them ad nauseum. We are the children of God, and of Lancaster. And so, we will choose, with God’s aid, our ruler from within our family, to love and obey.

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I was chosen. One day, perhaps, so will you, dear listeners. But we all bear a great weight of history, and must carry down the road towards the future Each and every one of us is responsible for the successes and failures of our entire line. And when I became Head, I was no longer a man. I am Lancaster. And to Lancaster, now, we finally come in our story.
 
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Your narrative continues to impress, as does Derby's piety and virtue. Eager to see the true beginning of Lancaster.
 
The mission to become Lancaster now takes on a semi-religious aspect, almost a quest. Was Pepin being on the pilgrimage a narrative excursion or was there some kind of in-game aspect that led you to reference him there? Just curious.