Perhaps the army is where Candido first learned the value of safe words..it would explain a lot..
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Sorry guys, I was hoping to get an update in this weekend, but it was too busy what with christmas and all. Anyway, I'm now going on a vacation for 3 weeks, so, well, I'll be back. Eventually.
Well I had my vacation already, and had to read a billion of your updates as a result. But it was great fun! The d'Appiano continue to expand in the East nicely and to aggravate the Church as well. Still, no excommunication again! Weird!
Looking forward to you coming back!
Looking forward to you coming back!
Hi Everybody!
Well I'm back, my trip rocked. It really, really did, Israel is a mad cool place to visit (and maybe live in). So anyway I'm getting all settled back into my regular routine, and I should finally have an update in a day or two.
Thanks to ya'll for your patience.
Well I'm back, my trip rocked. It really, really did, Israel is a mad cool place to visit (and maybe live in). So anyway I'm getting all settled back into my regular routine, and I should finally have an update in a day or two.
Thanks to ya'll for your patience.
The Cavorting Candido
Or: Beach Party!
This is my hotel, after seeing it I think you can understand why I didn't want to leave it...
HEY!!
Wait a minute!
I'm the King, I don't have to leave if I don't want to. Right, that settles it. I'm staying here, and rule more hands off, see what happens. For the rest of my reign I will be strictly reactive in all matters.
See this face? This is the face of a happy man who is leaving all cares behind.
Since I'm not doing anything else I needed a new hobby. Most in my position delve into philanthropy, I went into procreation...
What? They start with the same letter.
This is an example of how not doing anything has good results.
Getting into a war seems like too much work, I think I'll pass. Besides, I don't want to set an precedent for being helpful.
Gah, why do they ask me to make decisions all the time? This retired thing isn't working too well.
At least I'm good at my new hobby.
Congrats Tiberias, you are now merely poor. And you did it all on your own.
*cough*Cough* ack...., I'm getting sick, gonna go lie down.
Apparently we had a nasty spat of Jongleurs in the realm. Now if you get them as a kid your okay, but in an adult they can cause some nasty problems. But I'm over it, and I've realized life is too short to spend it all cavorting on the beach with nearly nude women (though it is also too short to avoid this also) frankly some balance is needed.
Time to find an opportunity... what have we here?
Sweet Jesus, that guy most have some freaking anti-personal missiles. And he and his counts are absolutely pistol-whipping the Seljuks right now...
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are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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If you'll excuse me, I'm off to do something stupid. Don't wait up.
Tune in Next Time for: War! Seljuk Style! and! a long wait between updates! Sorry! But that's the way the crumbs fall! No Fear Though! It's War!
To War To War,
Freedonia's going to War...
The poor Emir. He has no idea what who he's roused out of their vacation stupor...all that energy formerly devoted to procreation may be devoted to conquest now. The Emir won't conquer the Seljuk's lands after all..though fortunately for our King, I hear the Caspian shore is quite lovely. Very hotel worthy.