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I would like to have a “Hide EU button”! I can hit it every time my girlfriend walks past me and looks at what I’m doing in front of the computer for days in a row. She thinks I’m obsessed. My sex-life is really begining to suffer ;) !
 
And this 'Sex-Life' thing is done with girlfriends ?
Hmmm how does that work ? Please explain...

:)))

Cobos

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If you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
 
You guys shouldn't be so curious :)
Now be good and go play or sell or market or debug or enhance EU.
Maybe we'll let you in on that sex thingy in a couple of months. :D

greetings, Oranje



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Common sense is the set of prejudices acquired at age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
 
Sex-life is the thing to have to get heirs in EU. You need a new king when the old one dies.
 
My pause button is a bit iffy.. I have to hit it a few times before the thing stops. or starts again.. sometimes there is a delay between hitting the thing and the game starting. That has lost me more than enough battles ect.ect. As I am feverishly trying to hit the pause button and hit once too many when a 40k strong polish army is about to overrun von Melen and De La Guardie alone with 2k men. Ouch.
 
Sexlife: (-lives,)
A term for evil scheme developed by the female sex to limit their choosen males play of Europa Universalis. It is often observed that the female will use 'sex' to lure their spouse away the game. Only the willfull (or lonely) can avoid this terrible threath to their complete immersion in EU. Addendum: Can also be utilized by the male to satisfy his needs untill EU appears near his habitat, but should immediately stop once the male possesses the relic, EU.
 
Originally posted by bogh:
Sexlife: (-lives,)
A term for evil scheme developed by the female sex to limit their choosen males play of Europa Universalis. It is often observed that the female will use 'sex' to lure their spouse away the game. Only the willfull (or lonely) can avoid this terrible threath to their complete immersion in EU. Addendum: Can also be utilized by the male to satisfy his needs untill EU appears near his habitat, but should immediately stop once the male possesses the relic, EU.
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Thanks for the clarification!


:) P
 
A second definition just in:

sexlife: that which you currently are living after having been killed by your significant other five times.

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Rio ~/|~
 
Originally posted by Rio:
A second definition just in:

sexlife: that which you currently are living after having been killed by your significant other five times.
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Hehe, reminds me of a totaly hilarious roleplaying game I played ages ago where each charachter you made had 5 clones.
If you where killed one of your clone's where sent in to continue, usually whitout knowing the first thing about what was going on. Oh, and the ruler was the computer, and the computer want's you to be happy, what your NOT HAPPY!! Don't worry you still have 4 more clones to go ...


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Huczics, that's Paranoia you're referring to. I haven't played it myself, yet, but people have told me it's absolutely brilliant.

It seems that most campaigns lead to a point where you inevitably will commit a crime against the computer, you just don't know which crime. And all crimes against the computer are punished by death... :D

[This message has been edited by Delirium (edited 07-02-2001).]
 
Bah, you just need to improve your bootlicking skill. :p

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Originally posted by Viking:
My pause button is a bit iffy.. I have to hit it a few times before the thing stops. or starts again.. sometimes there is a delay between hitting the thing and the game starting. That has lost me more than enough battles ect.ect. As I am feverishly trying to hit the pause button and hit once too many when a 40k strong polish army is about to overrun von Melen and De La Guardie alone with 2k men. Ouch.
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:D my 'A' key is broke. COuldn't we replace all A by E ofr exemple? Efter ell, it would meke ell the writing ell the eesier... [just joking]
 
Huczics, that's Paranoia you're referring to.
Yes, and quite an accurate name for the game =).

I haven't played it myself, yet, but people have told me it's absolutely brilliant.
Well, you'll laugh a lot while playing. Don't get to attached to your chars though =)

It seems that most campaigns lead to a point where you inevitably will commit a crime against the computer, you just don't know which crime. And all crimes against the computer are punished by death...
Oh no, you got it all wrong, the computer just want's you to be happy ...

BTW, where did you get that information ...

Also, could you please show me your ID, not that I would like to see it for any particular reason ...

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You won't believe this but someone sneaked into my house last night, logged onto the EU forum and used my handle to slander the computer and everything for which it stands!
I immediately alerted the authorities and they are on their way to secure any trace of the perpetrator(s).

Hail the Computer!
*tiny drop of sweat trickling down temple*
 
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