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[burny26]

Please blow up the headquarters of EA rather then the ones of CA. EA is more evil.

Bah, EA is not worthy of the attention of the mighty Paradoxian Gods.

 

[Sarius1997]

Bah, EA is not worthy of the attention of the mighty Paradoxian Gods.

The destruction of EA is worth the attention of every possibly exsisting gods.

 

[the.ront]

in before lock

The goggles! They do nothing!

 

[BrawijayaV]

*CK 2* *Your spymaster reports a plot to kill you* *Your mom calls you for dinner* *Your food tastes funny*

Paradox Interactive man!

 

[Groogy]

You must kiss groogies hedgehog

HEY! Leave my girl out of this! :angry:
She won't be kissing any boys!

 

[desertfalcon]

HEY! Leave my girl out of this! :angry:
She won't be kissing any boys!

Well she better stay away from Simba. For those of you don't know I gave groggy my firstborn son and provided him with a black grandson, but apparently a key to Eu4 is worth more than that.

 

[Groogy]

Well she better stay away from Simba. For those of you don't know I gave groggy my firstborn son and provided him with a black grandson, but apparently a key to Eu4 is worth more than that.

.... waaaay out of context!
It's not like he did it in real life.... It was CK2, I promise!

Besides, to please the Paradoxian gods require much more sacrifice then a mere firstborn son.

 

[desertfalcon]

.... waaaay out of context!
It's not like he did it in real life.... It was CK2, I promise!

Besides, to please the Paradoxian gods require much more sacrifice then a mere firstborn son.

Well I tried to be reasonable with you groogy but you leave me no other option. It appears that I must convert from the reformed Norse religion to a Norse heresy that sacrifices hedgehogs to appease the polar bear gods of Jan Mayen. How's that for appeasing the gods?