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So let's put all this behind us as a lesson learned and continue with this excellent and fun AAR. :)
 
Hey, send an update. This AAR is really good! Alabama will never fall to the evil Romanians, however. Hate to burst your bubble. ;)
 
Can't believe I only now read this AAR. Top work guys (apart from taking Czechoslovakia, that was just plain unslavic on Poland's part :p)

One question, I've noticed that Romania's IC plummeted from over 300 to 170??? Just wondering why this happened.

Also, what aggressiveness do you have the AI on? I would have thought that SU would have been all over your alliance by now. What's your belligerence?

Also (this one's for Poland), how do you keep winning with grossly understrength divisions? I notice you haven't been able to reinforce due to lack of manpower but manage to keep winning and winning...

Cheers! Keep up the great work! I want to see the Soviet scum crushed under the boots of the mighty Polanian (Romish?) alliance!

:D
 
Dear MegaPimp,

Well, whoever takes over Alabama is gonna wish he hadn't. We Alabamamians might not be too advanced technologically, but we can SHOOT! :)

Kinda feel sorry for them, actually.
 
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Nameless said:
Dear MegaPimp,

Well, whoever takes over Alabama is gonna wish he hadn't. We Alabamamians might not be too advanced technologically, but we can SHOOT! :)

Kinda feel sorry for them, actually.

What Alabama?? Consider it now as part of the glorious Rumanian Empire's north-west province
:rofl:

Im gonna answer all these questions soon ,maybe even tommorow :D Sorry for not writing so long but we had to take our tests. On friday our VACATION starts and Im going to return life to this AAR-hope you guys with your posts will help me accomplish that :p :p :p
 
What! Glorious Romanian empire! Ughh.........

Meanwhile, at the local bookstore......

Me: Uh, yeah, the Romanians just took over Alabama..

Illiterate clerk at the counter: Oh that's too bad.

Me: Yeah, it kinda is. Um, do you have a book, like, "Romanian for Dummies"?

Illiterate clerk at the counter: Let me check... oh, I can't read. Um... let me get me the manager...

50 years, minutes whatever, later...

Manager: We have "Romanian for Complete and Total Idiots." Will that do?

Me: WHAT!! DO I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT?!, etc.


Alabama will rise again. It better, because Romanian verbs are impossible!
 
Hey, highly enjoyable AAR its a nice change from some of the others. Good work guys!

How is Bonnie Scotland doing in all of this ?.... :rolleyes:
 
I fear Scotland has fallen to the Poles long ago. By the way, Szmeru, what's your policy towards conquered nations?
 
Schizo! said:
One question, I've noticed that Romania's IC plummeted from over 300 to 170??? Just wondering why this happened.

Also, what aggressiveness do you have the AI on? I would have thought that SU would have been all over your alliance by now. What's your belligerence?

Also (this one's for Poland), how do you keep winning with grossly understrength divisions? I notice you haven't been able to reinforce due to lack of manpower but manage to keep winning and winning...

Cheers! Keep up the great work! I want to see the Soviet scum crushed under the boots of the mighty Polanian (Romish?) alliance!

:D

Gul Brown said:
How is Bonnie Scotland doing in all of this ?....

Nameless said:
I fear Scotland has fallen to the Poles long ago. By the way, Szmeru, what's your policy towards conquered nations?

OK-first the questions then the update ;) As for the Rumanians their IC has been shifting from 300-170 due to the minister which is currently the most appropriate for the occasion- for example when we need more manpower-we choose a minister possesing a manpower bonus. Otherwise we use one with a good foreign IC bonus ;) Our Aggressiveness level is on normal, our belligerence is way way high. You see our strategy is to leave the SU for the end of the game, we didnt annex any Latvia's or Estonias, or even Bulgaria to not disturb Stalin, By the time he realised the great glorious PL-RO alliance was a threat to him it was to late to attack us without any casuallties...so he started to build hundreds of new divisions and what happened to them all you know later on in this AAR. As for the understrenghed divisions, it's true Poland's manpower tends to drop to 0 after every major conflict in the world
;) :D I simply change the minister (the IC drops) and redeploy the weakest divions to less important tasks. Fortunately so far no enemy (except Germany in the beginning) managed to weaken the Polish military enough to completely destroy whole divisions ;) Bonnie Scotland is now under Polish control and the Scotts turn out to have the come from a far far ancestor who was in fact Polish As Scotland is one of the most loyal Polish provinces,i t has it's autonomy the local government in London is in the hand of the Scotts :rofl:
As for my policy on conquered nations-as the annex event says- they all are willing to be part of my glorious nation. A lot of nations have their reprisentatives in the Polish Army. For example- "Armia Finlandia" , Armia Afryka. or "The liberators of Chicago:)"

The update will be tommorow (Sorry guys, I'm just too tired to write it today :))
 
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Excellent! :)



I await thy next update good sir......
 
Poland And Romania –the end of the USA
Part 3


The road to the wild west…

The pride of the Rumanian Navy


Nantucket Sound, Atlantic Ocean 1:00 PM

The alarm wailed, disturbing the calm sleep of thousands of Rumanian sailors. [It was a was a EEEER ,EEERR, EEERR sound] High above, in the headquarters of the first Rumanian fleet located on the Air carrier “Bucharest” Admiral Georgescu was inventing a battle plan, that would wipe out the bulk of the US navy once and for all. With the Polish troops bombarding Newark, Georgescu knew that the American President will do anything to help the defenders. “The fool” he thought, doesn’t he see that he falling right into my trap?? The Admiral quickly gazed over the tactics map to see what forces are against him. Hmm it would be a tough battle. The Americans have better ships and much more reinforcements in the area. Fortunately, they are eager to help their friends on the coast.
[to the officer on the ship]” We must wait till they send their planes to aid Newark, then our navy will crush them.
[officer saluting] yes Admiral, it will be as you wish.



The enemy is nearby...
The crew assembled in neat rows before their battle stations. The alarm turned quiet and only the familiar red glow of the emergency panels showed the tension of the moment. Corporals started their speeches, captains started giving out orders and finally, tactical officers started shifting the blocks on the map in the headquarters. The battle was about to begin. This will be the day the American Navy would never forget. As pilots run towards their planes, the technicians prepare the runway, allowing the Rumanian aircraft to take of. The brand new destroyer groups surround the precious air carriers from each side, in order to protect them from any danger from the sea


As the fog drops a huge armada appears in front of the Rumanian fleet. Unfortunately, not all of the US air carriers decided to send their planes to the continent. “Not good” Georgescu thought, now we have a problem. The admiral’s decision was quick. He knew he couldn’t abort the operation now, the shame would be unbearable and the moral of Romania’s troops will certainly fall. “Destroyers, aim at the air carriers, especially the flag ship, aircraft, destroy the air carrier runways, that should stop them from striking us back,” The battle has begun, The first fighters met the enemy in the sky above. The killing has started. The US air carriers are now within the fire range of the destroyer flotillas. “To all destroyers, fire” A huge cloud of smoke erupts from the uncountable Rumanian barrels. Fire’s erupt on the decks of many ships. The sea rages with many missiles and ammunition bursting into the water.


The great battle of " Nantucket Sound" begins ;)

The Rumanian bombers annihilate the aircraft decks making it impossible for any planes to start or land. But the Americans fight back. The destroyers are taking heavy blows from the US bombers. Some of the ships are already on fire, the crew is bailing out into the water, swimming towards the remaining part of the fleet. Georgescu leans toward the map, trying to make out what is the enemy trying to accomplish. “The Americans are fleeing!;)” he realized. The captain of the flag ship asks him if the fleet should pursue them. “No” said Georgescu, “Let them flee to Newark the Polish Army will take care of them there. What are our losses?’ “None sir, -we have two destroyers heavily damaged and one air carrier, with a wrecked propeller.” The officer replied. “Good” said Georgescu, “And what are the enemy’s casualties?”. “From what we know, 3 heavily damaged air carriers, 5 runaways destroyed and one destroyer lightly damaged.” The officer let out a smile, knowing that the admiral would consider this battle as a success although the US navy certainly wasn’t crushed yet. As the last US planes scattered the Admiral, stepped out of the flag ship headquarters and gazed at the debris in the ocean. “We won” he said, “Maybe this will never be considered as a great victory, but still the only fact that counts now is that we won”…….


The organized escape of the Americans;)

This is a short update(as you can see:D) , the next will be better I promise. Don't blame me, blame it all on women :p :rofl:
 
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Hey! Don't let this AAR die out! Please continue.
 
Clearly, one of two things has happened:

The SU has overrun Poland and Romania. OR,

The glorious and brave Alabamian Partisans have liberated the whole of North America and have chased the evil invaders into the ocean. Ha.

VICTORY!!!

Nameless
 
Nameless said:
Clearly, one of two things has happened:

The SU has overrun Poland and Romania. OR,

The glorious and brave Alabamian Partisans have liberated the whole of North America and have chased the evil invaders into the ocean. Ha.

VICTORY!!!

Nameless


Nooo Not victory.........VACATION :D :D :D

I will be back with a new post soon on a PC near you;)
 
Those Alabama partisans obviously had a big assist from us beach bums...we read the books to them and explained the meaniings of the pictures and the really big words... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
stephanbathory said:
Those Alabama partisans obviously had a big assist from us beach bums...we read the books to them and explained the meaniings of the pictures and the really big words... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Billy Joe (Alabamian partisan): You! What's this word? It's one of them bigun's.

Flordia Beach Bum (complete with flip-flops and sunglasses): O-HIO.