Punny Achievement suggestions thread

[FondMemberofSociety]

Greatest of Hans
Starting and staying a character of Han culture, become the Greatest of Khans.

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I think a lot of people are excited for AUH, so if you want to put a China/Japan/SEA achievement suggestion in this thread, feel free to. I just put the most straightforward one that came to mind.

 

[Tom The Viking YT]

• Spread Ryukyu culture all around the Japanese Empire
• Starting as Ainu character become the emperor of Japan

 

[FondMemberofSociety]

• Spread Ryukyu culture all around the Japanese Empire
• Starting as Ainu character become the emperor of Japan

I have like, no idea how to make punny names out of these, so if you may please.

 

[DeanTheDull]

Between Iraq and a Hard Place
Complete a journey from Baghdad to [notable east asia mountain]

God-Emperor of Mann
Become the new temple-based government thing centered on the Isle of Mann

She Sells [Territory that begins with S] by the Sea Shore
As an Adventurer, purchase a chinese coastal title

Man-Date of Heaven
As a male character, seduce the Chinese Emperor and complete an intrigue scheme with him as a collaborator

Seize the Means of ReProduction
Complete a Kidnap or Elope Scheme with a claimant of an Empire or higher tier title.

Call him a Eunuch Because He Don't Give A ****
Become friends with maximum opinion with a character you castrated

Journey to the West
Travel from the pacific coast to the atlantic coast in a single lifetime

 

[klopkr]

I want to see my 3 mountains achievement.

Anyways puns:

Mön Gaul: As a Mön culture ruler own all of E_Francia.

Barat Oeste: Own the Azores and the Kingdom/Duchy of Timor and have the 'Timorian?' culture.

 

[BoomKidneyShot]

Copying my own post talking about an achievement for some potential notable characters in China who were Zoroastrian.

Acura Mazda

Starting as one of these guys, form the Empire of Japan and convert it to Zoroastrianism.

 

[FondMemberofSociety]

Between Iraq and a Hard Place
Complete a journey from Baghdad to [notable east asia mountain]

I would suggest Jade Mountain b/c it is in Taiwan, and Taiwan during CK3's timespan is ... the Wild East.

Mön Gaul: As a Mön culture ruler own all of E_Francia.

I feel like there is a French joke I am missing here.

Journey to the West
Travel from the pacific coast to the atlantic coast in a single lifetime

Epic!

Acura Mazda

Starting as one of these guys, form the Empire of Japan and convert it to Zoroastrianism.

I don't get the pun @BoomKidneyShot .

 

[Asterios_III]

Gold Mine Kamuy:
Start with an Ainu culture and own 3 gold mines.

 

[BoomKidneyShot]

I would suggest Jade Mountain b/c it is in Taiwan, and Taiwan during CK3's timespan is ... the Wild East.

I feel like there is a French joke I am missing here.

Epic!

I don't get the pun @BoomKidneyShot .

Acura and Mazda are Japanese companies, and Ahura Mazda is the creator deity in Zoroastrianism.

 

[FondMemberofSociety]

Acura and Mazda are Japanese companies, and Ahura Mazda is the creator deity in Zoroastrianism.

Man who cannot afford cars (aka me) learns of Japanese luxury car brand. Lol.

 

[Willy Waggler]

Greatest of Hans
Starting and staying a character of Han culture, become the Greatest of Khans.

Greatest of Hans

Starting and staying a character of Han culture OR germanic heritage, become the Greatest of Khans.

 

[frostbiyt]

I feel like there is a French joke I am missing here.

Gaul is an old name for the French region. It's what it was called when Julius Caeser was conquering it.

 

[BoomKidneyShot]

This one depends on whether the map includes a portion of Madagascar or not.

Return to Sunda-r

Starting as a Malagasy character, control all of the Sunda Islands.

 

[tribnia]

Norse Saga
Convert Saga to Norse and Asatru.
Seek knowledge even if you have to go as far as China.
As a muslim, attend college in China.
Spicy Girl
Dominate spice trade as a female ruler.
Thai Mill
Do whatever you want to Thai, mill and Tamil.
If the mountain won't come to Mohammed
Start as [a character named Mohammed], rule Ryukyu kingdom, aka the three mountains.