This Is My Humble Second Attempt at an AAR. This Time I'll actually play!
This Will Be A Union of Britain AAR Using Kaiserreich. It Will Be an Attempt At Comedy, Hopefully Everyone Likes it. Here Goes.
(Phillip Snowden Is Having A Cabinet Meeting)
Snowden: Good Morning Everyone.
All: Good morning
Mosley: Why Do I Have Armaments? Snowden, Give Me Your Job! (Tries to sit in the Chairman's seat)
Snowden: Down, Boy, Down
(Mosley Sits)
Snowden: Roll Over
Mosley: Watch it, Sucka!
The Cabinet Looks Bug Eyed at Mosley
Snowden: Uhh.... Okaaay, Now That That's Over, Glias, How's Our Foreign Relations
Glias Holds Up A Diagram
Glias: This Is Us. We Are Isolated in every way. We Have No Alliances. Half The World Hates us. But The French like us! And they Send Us these great bottles of wine.
(Drinks Wine)
(Glias Spits it out)
Glias: This Tastes Like ****! Where's my earl gray, It's Noon!
Snowden: Motion To Have Midday Tea!
Horner: Seconded!
Snowden: All who agree say Aye!
All: Aye!
Hill: How Much Intelligence do we have on this so-called 'Tea'? We can't trust it until we've spied on it, collected enough Intelligence, Blown Up A few Military Installations...
(Mosley Slaps Him)
Mosley: Snap Out of it!
Hill: You Slapped Me!
Mosley: Suck it up, princess!
Hill:This Is a communist state! There Are no princesses Idiot!
(Slaps Mosley)
Mosley: Ow! Hill! I didn't slap you that hard!
Hill: No, You Slapped Me This Hard!
(Slap Mosley again, harder)
Mosley: Hill, I'll Get You For That!
Hill: You and What Army!
Crawfurd: Boys, Boys
Mosley & Hill: Shut Up!
Snowden: Children!!
Mosley: He Started It!
Wrintringham: Thank You For The Medicare!!
All: Shut Up!
Snowden: Mosley, Hill! Timeout! Now!
Mosley: One of these days hill...
Note: I Hope You Like It, Please Comment! This update is just introducing the charecters, gameplay has not actually started. This will be Normal/Normal. Sometimes also, I might ask for help, as I am a 5 year newb. So Here Goes!
Contents:
Update 1 (First Page)
This Will Be A Union of Britain AAR Using Kaiserreich. It Will Be an Attempt At Comedy, Hopefully Everyone Likes it. Here Goes.
(Phillip Snowden Is Having A Cabinet Meeting)

Snowden: Good Morning Everyone.
All: Good morning
Mosley: Why Do I Have Armaments? Snowden, Give Me Your Job! (Tries to sit in the Chairman's seat)
Snowden: Down, Boy, Down
(Mosley Sits)
Snowden: Roll Over
Mosley: Watch it, Sucka!

The Cabinet Looks Bug Eyed at Mosley
Snowden: Uhh.... Okaaay, Now That That's Over, Glias, How's Our Foreign Relations
Glias Holds Up A Diagram

Glias: This Is Us. We Are Isolated in every way. We Have No Alliances. Half The World Hates us. But The French like us! And they Send Us these great bottles of wine.
(Drinks Wine)
(Glias Spits it out)
Glias: This Tastes Like ****! Where's my earl gray, It's Noon!
Snowden: Motion To Have Midday Tea!
Horner: Seconded!
Snowden: All who agree say Aye!
All: Aye!
Hill: How Much Intelligence do we have on this so-called 'Tea'? We can't trust it until we've spied on it, collected enough Intelligence, Blown Up A few Military Installations...
(Mosley Slaps Him)
Mosley: Snap Out of it!
Hill: You Slapped Me!
Mosley: Suck it up, princess!
Hill:This Is a communist state! There Are no princesses Idiot!
(Slaps Mosley)
Mosley: Ow! Hill! I didn't slap you that hard!
Hill: No, You Slapped Me This Hard!
(Slap Mosley again, harder)
Mosley: Hill, I'll Get You For That!
Hill: You and What Army!
Crawfurd: Boys, Boys
Mosley & Hill: Shut Up!
Snowden: Children!!
Mosley: He Started It!
Wrintringham: Thank You For The Medicare!!
All: Shut Up!
Snowden: Mosley, Hill! Timeout! Now!
Mosley: One of these days hill...
Note: I Hope You Like It, Please Comment! This update is just introducing the charecters, gameplay has not actually started. This will be Normal/Normal. Sometimes also, I might ask for help, as I am a 5 year newb. So Here Goes!
Contents:
Update 1 (First Page)