You contradict yourself.
First you say that the FAQ is just what anyone that owns a computer already knows, then you say it is too technical for you to understand. By that logic I can deduce that you do not own a computer since if you did you would know everything in that FAQ already. And since you do not own a computer how could you be having trouble with it?
Really, a life lesson for you, If you are asking for help being an Arse is really is not the best way to get it.
Come back when you grow up and are serious about getting help.