Strange Screenshots 1.05

[WanderingKnight]

cought beetween two fires

This is from my latest DV game. It does occur sometime (two allies at the same time), but this time it's 2 huge kingdoms: Bulgaria is acctualy Byzant as well and Georgia is Russ also. Nice to have "protectors" like that... but I didn't want to choose the side this time:

 

[Duke of Bavaria]

Weird. How did the King of Germany end up as vassal to the King of France?

In my case first England was taken by a Norman King, than a Saxon King, then it collapsed. France took over south England, but the Capets died out and a Bourbon king took over. When he was inherited by an inept child France collapsed under its weight and the remaining duchies and counties chose to be ruled by the German King. Might be greatly pledge bug realted though, as i am playing DV (but with fix).
Interesting game though as it was after about 50 years.

 

[The Swert]

Well I had to go searching for this thread but I didn't want to post a 1.05 screenshot in the DV thread.

Now I've know it was quite common in medieval nobility to marry your cousin but surely not two of them at the same time. Incest and polygamy, the nuns didn't bring her up well, and now she's pregnant but who's the father?

 

[Jolt]

My bet goes to Drogo.

 

[The Swert]

My bet goes to Drogo.

Wrong. She's had four kids all to Silvester.

 

[Timhotep]

My bet goes to Drogo.

Wrong. She's had four kids all to Silvester.

Silvester always beats Drogo. Haven't you ever seen Rocky IV?

 

[Count of Reval]

Although a bit suspicious, freshly appointed Grandmaster started to like his new Christian lifestyle and soon discovered that St.Mary's Hospital in Jerusalem was a perfect place for recruiting young girls into his little harem... court, I mean... all the girls in St.Mary's were virgins, obedient caregivers by nature, and even the nuns' outfits pleased a master's eye.