The Grand AAR of Skåne 1419-1434
The agricultural indigenous populace of Skåne had never been comfortable under the clumsy rule of the Danish King, ganja-user and beerdrinker and totally ungodly as he was. Therefore when in 1418, this wreck of a man (though sadly not so different from his fellow countrymen) suddenly delivered a proposition of independence to the Scanian Governor Naken-Janne, the answer was a great JAO! There was celebrations in the streets of Lund and the gospels from the great Domkyrka could be heard as far as Constantinople. Virgins were sacrificed and drunken revelry was all around. It was a merry time.
The newly crowned king immediately married the ugliest of his nieces to the danish royal prince. Not long there after he commissioned a fleet an invited the petty dane to an alliance. Soon the Norwegian king joined in as well, not wanting to be worse than the dane.
Plans were soon made for an invasion of Sweden. Naken-Janne decided it was better to wait until Sweden was engaged elsewhere and then march without resistance to the swedish capital. Sly as a fox Naken-Janne was!
In the meantime the scanian monarch retired to his plantation on the countryside, setting a good example for his fellow countrymen.
Naken-Jannes glorious plans were soon carried into action as the honorable eastern sovereign of the Livonian Order by declaring war on some petty kingdom not worth mention, drew the stupid swede into the conflict.
Most of the scandinavian mainland was soon in Scanian hands. Alas, the northern winters are cruel and many a scanian suffered by the cold snow and harsh winds. The monarch made the unscanian decision to borrow money from a lokal moneylender(an immigrated danishman, for the record), to draft more willing troops to his cause.
A few years later peace was sued with Sweden, giving Skåne Västergötland, Östergötland, Bergslagen and Hälsingland. Now Naken-Jannes plan was to wait untill the treaty had expired and golp up even more of Sweden, making Skåne the largest nation in Scandinavia. However the previous loan would put a stop to that. As soon as Naken-Janne had paid his dept in cash the treacherous dane, by some small escape in the danish law, immediately gave the honorable Scanian a new loan, with higher interest. This behaviour cost Skåne the chance to attack the German minor Holstein, and the renewal of an invasion of Sweden was put on hold. Naken-Janne was furious, but there was nothing to be done. The almighty god works in mysterious ways, and no mere man can but hope to persuade him. Thus Naken-Janne began a fast and daily prayer to the just and benevolent god, that these loans should we wiped...
Thoughts on Monarch, DP and choice of nation
I made the choice to place an unhealthy line of bad monarchs through the 15th century for the convenience of having greater monarchs later on. The main reason for this was that I as Skåne only have relatively large neighbours, and therefore can fight BB-low wars.
My DP-clicks was +1 Centralized and +2 innovative. This was to offset the impact of the bad monarchs, while not moving too much towards full inno to secure easy access to a large pool of colonists.
I didn't really choose Skåne, since I rather dislike Northern nations with the eternal enemy of harsh winters. Still, the obvious protection given by Östersjön is a relative security. I will do the best of my situation.
Award: Deflation.
MT Calculation: 2 + ((15*20)/(15*15))=3,3333= ~3,0
The agricultural indigenous populace of Skåne had never been comfortable under the clumsy rule of the Danish King, ganja-user and beerdrinker and totally ungodly as he was. Therefore when in 1418, this wreck of a man (though sadly not so different from his fellow countrymen) suddenly delivered a proposition of independence to the Scanian Governor Naken-Janne, the answer was a great JAO! There was celebrations in the streets of Lund and the gospels from the great Domkyrka could be heard as far as Constantinople. Virgins were sacrificed and drunken revelry was all around. It was a merry time.
The newly crowned king immediately married the ugliest of his nieces to the danish royal prince. Not long there after he commissioned a fleet an invited the petty dane to an alliance. Soon the Norwegian king joined in as well, not wanting to be worse than the dane.
Plans were soon made for an invasion of Sweden. Naken-Janne decided it was better to wait until Sweden was engaged elsewhere and then march without resistance to the swedish capital. Sly as a fox Naken-Janne was!
In the meantime the scanian monarch retired to his plantation on the countryside, setting a good example for his fellow countrymen.
Naken-Jannes glorious plans were soon carried into action as the honorable eastern sovereign of the Livonian Order by declaring war on some petty kingdom not worth mention, drew the stupid swede into the conflict.
Most of the scandinavian mainland was soon in Scanian hands. Alas, the northern winters are cruel and many a scanian suffered by the cold snow and harsh winds. The monarch made the unscanian decision to borrow money from a lokal moneylender(an immigrated danishman, for the record), to draft more willing troops to his cause.
A few years later peace was sued with Sweden, giving Skåne Västergötland, Östergötland, Bergslagen and Hälsingland. Now Naken-Jannes plan was to wait untill the treaty had expired and golp up even more of Sweden, making Skåne the largest nation in Scandinavia. However the previous loan would put a stop to that. As soon as Naken-Janne had paid his dept in cash the treacherous dane, by some small escape in the danish law, immediately gave the honorable Scanian a new loan, with higher interest. This behaviour cost Skåne the chance to attack the German minor Holstein, and the renewal of an invasion of Sweden was put on hold. Naken-Janne was furious, but there was nothing to be done. The almighty god works in mysterious ways, and no mere man can but hope to persuade him. Thus Naken-Janne began a fast and daily prayer to the just and benevolent god, that these loans should we wiped...
Thoughts on Monarch, DP and choice of nation
I made the choice to place an unhealthy line of bad monarchs through the 15th century for the convenience of having greater monarchs later on. The main reason for this was that I as Skåne only have relatively large neighbours, and therefore can fight BB-low wars.
My DP-clicks was +1 Centralized and +2 innovative. This was to offset the impact of the bad monarchs, while not moving too much towards full inno to secure easy access to a large pool of colonists.
I didn't really choose Skåne, since I rather dislike Northern nations with the eternal enemy of harsh winters. Still, the obvious protection given by Östersjön is a relative security. I will do the best of my situation.
Award: Deflation.
MT Calculation: 2 + ((15*20)/(15*15))=3,3333= ~3,0
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