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Greetings my fellow Emperors, Kings, Dukes, Princes, Counts and Bishops. What we have here is my first ever AAR which was certainly evoked by Veldmaarschalk's 'A Saxon Imperial Dream' (helluva job btw)- I've hidden my natural modesty ;) and decided to give it a try since the new BETAs give so much more opportunities. Please be gentle :)

I have made a few changes so that the characters fit the story:
-Almost the whole court of Pommerania was renamed- The duke's family name ('Gryfita') was translated into 'von Greifenberg' according to the old German name of the town; most of the first names were changed
-Most of the Polish 'regional names' (e.g. 'of Danzig', 'of Stettin') were translated into Polish
-Some area names (e.g. 'Sandomiersk', 'Gnieznienskie') were either corrected or changed into different forms
-High Chief of Pruthenians was christened and thus became Duke of Pruthenia (I have some ideas about it but mostly it was done just for kicks ;) )
-A new Kingdom of Pruthenia was made to be created via 'create title' option

Goal:
-Become a part of the German Empire while being awfully nice to them

And so that nobody mistakes any concepts in this AAR- I do not have anything against any nation really, especially Germans- I love their language, their beer and some parts of their cuisine. No stereotypes here. No hidden 'devious' meanings.
 
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Duchy of Pommerania

2nd of January 1187, Greifenberg Castle

‘I, Piotr von Greifenberg, Duke of Pommern, Count of Wolgast and Stettin hereby vow upon this Holy Book that my allegiance is to the King of the Great Empire of Germany!’ said the Duke proudly. The mirror did not oppose… nor did it confirm the statement. The Duke sighed and placed the Bible on its shelf. ‘There must be a way for them to accept me’ he thought ‘It’s unnatural for such a strong Dukedom not to belong the Reich’. A sleepy soon-to-be-a-victim-of-the-returning-winter fly sat on his Ducal chair and gazed at his soon-to-be-German-duke stature.
‘Feats of War!’ he said impatiently. ‘That’s it! I will show them my prowess!’ he shouted running through the antechambers of his keep.


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Duke Piotr von Greifenberg

4th of January 1187, somewhere near the Greifenberg Castle

‘You’ said the Duke pointing at an elderly bald man. He bowed his head and mumbled something. ‘What did he say?’ the Duke asked.
His young wife, steward and translator approached him and whispered to his ear ‘He says it will be an honour to fight for you’. The Duke looked again upon the bald man who tried to look as exquisite as it is possible. He proceeded forward along the straight line of knights and examined his brave warriors.

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Duchess Anastazja Piast

‘Well then- it’s settled. You shall embark on a great crusade, men! A crusade that will grant you glory and wealth!’ he yelled with passion in his voice. The knights rose in their saddles and saluted with their swords. ‘Now that is what I have to offer to those cocky Germans!’ thought Piotr von Greifenberg at the beginning of his venture to victory.
‘Erm… Where are we going your Grace?’ the question struck him like lightning.
‘What did he say’ said the Duke.
Duchess Anastazja was again at her post to ease his conversational pains ‘He asked where are we going’. The Duke for a moment was amazed with the brilliance of this question.
‘Tell my Marshal… what is his name?’.
The bald man replied after the question was repeated by the Duchess in his native tongue ‘I am Kazimierz ze Szczecina your Grace.
‘What did he say?’ asked the Duke again.
‘He said he is Kazimierz ze Szczecina’.

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Marshal Kazimierz ze Szczecina

‘Well then- tell my Marshal that we shall crush the pagans of Prussia. The catholic creed and German law shall straighten up that land!’ The bald man nodded again, bowed his head and mumbled something to the knights. Most of them came from Slavonic lands and did not understand the Poetic Niedersächsisch of the Duke. The Duke did not understand it fully either but he tried very hard.
‘You really should stop this nonsense, dear’ said the Duchess gently patting him on the shoulder. ‘What do you mean ‘nonsense’?’ he shouted angrily ‘I shan’t lower myself to such a level and speak their wretched tongue that sounds like a skeleton with iron shoes waltzing on rocks!’ he stated a bit quieter. ‘The fact that it’s my native tongue doesn’t mean I have to speak it, does it? And how can you treat a German Duke in a German way when he speaks a Slavonic language?’ His rhetoric was something not every mind could match with.

15th of February 1187, 20 miles south of Danzig, left bank of the Vistula River

The wide plain on which Vistula River released the tons of dirt it carried through the larger part of Poland was quite lively. Many ferries, boats and other contraption with the ability to float were busy transporting men-at-arms to the other shore. Upon the hill near an old oak tree sat Piotr von Greifenberg. Tired wet dirty and bitten by gnats.
‘So what he is trying to say is that my wise cousin Ratzibor informed my liege of MY plans?’ he articulated to the substitute of his wife and the only man he was able to communicate with Steward Ziemomysl z Wolina, whom he was forced to call Ziemo von Wollin as that articulation was just at the edge of his lexical loathing.

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Steward Ziemomysl z Wolina aka Ziemo von Wollin
‘Yes your Grace’ Ziemo nodded eagerly ‘It appears though that it was not Lord Racibor but his trusty chancellor Gaudenty…’
The Duke turned his noble face to the skies and in the act of a true German heir started jumping up and down shouting many German words. Both Ziemo and the herald stood amazed and tried to take any action suitable to the Duke’s bahaviour but none seemed to be accurate.
‘You!’ shouted the Duke as his face slowly ceased to glow reddish ‘You brought me this excellent news- you shall announce those Prussians that the Reich wants their lands!’ as soon as von Wollin translated the order the young herald bowed his head and retreated with tears in his eyes.
‘And as for Gaudent…’ an earnest Slavonic smile lightened up von Greifenberg’s face.

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'Death by old age' said the Bishop.
'But he was 23' said Racibor Count of Slupsk.


10th of April 1187, somewhere in Chelminskie

‘They have been crushed, your Grace’ said the Marshal wiping his forehead with a piece of cloth. He was covered in dirt and blood yet his face was gleaming with a smile. Victory. Prussians were retreating and the head of their commander was flowing down the quiet waters of Vistula.
‘What did he say?’ asked the Duke.
‘He said they were crushed, your Grace’ answered steward Ziemo gazing eagerly at the warrior.
He always admired those types- earnest, strong and brave. He was a good leader too, well so said his mother, but he did not have the courage to ride into battle. You could get slashed by sword, smashed by axe or crushed by mace. He shivered.
‘Where’s the Viking?’ asked the Duke again. Ziemo unwrapped a whistle and gave a sharp sound. A young pale herald ran across the field.
‘Your Grace?’ he bowed his head.
‘Where is the King of Denmark?’ von Greifenberg examined his nails.
The herald gulped ‘His ships were seen anchoring near Danzig, your Grace’ he said.
‘His ships are where?!’ shouted the Duke forgetting to ask what was said. ‘Listen you fool’ he rose up and approached the herald ‘What I am about to reveal will become your holy errand, your sacred quest. You will swear on your life! That Viking bastard must never reach this land. Not before I claim it in the name of the Reich!’ he paced forward as the herald continued to retreat bowing his head. Ziemo accompanied them both translating passionately.
‘I do not care how it is done- it must be done!’ roared the Duke. The herald was on his knees and prayed to withstand this awesome display of power.
Von Greifenberg stopped and pointed at the river ‘That is the final frontier. Shall he cross it- your heart will be eaten by hawks!’ he said in a cold heartless manner.
The herald retreated covering his face not to show the tears soaking his cheeks.

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King Knud of Denmark aka 'The Viking'

29th of June 1187, 5 miles south of soon-to-be Marienburg

The remains of a Prussian army were fleeing towards the town. Light summer rain started cleaning the blood-stained plain as the first crows sat on mounds of shattered bodies.
‘How many?’ asked the Duke. He felt very tired. The last four months of constant battling and marching had their toll on von Greifenberg’s health.
‘They are still counting your Grace’ answered Ziemo who’s face became increasingly green. ‘But the Marshal says about a thousand Prussian and two hundreds of our men’

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The final battle of the Prussian War

The Duke frowned ‘That seems to be a good news. What about our dear King?’ his face was stern again. Sweat poured down Ziemo’s back.
‘His Highness Knud King of Denmark has reached Vistula’ he waited for the punishment. The Duke was silent- his royal profile was turned towards the field, as the last rays of the sun enlightened the field. Ziemo stood enchanted by this view for a while.
‘How is our herald doing?’ he asked as though he forgot about the previous question.
‘The messengers say he is devoted to two actions: shouting and crying but seems to be doing fine’.

17th of August 1187, lone hill near soon-to-be Marienburg

‘I claim this land in the name of Pommerania and the Glorious Kingdom of Germany!’ proclaimed Piotr von Greifenberg rising from his wooden chair. A group of Prussian nobles knelt in front of him. They were held by his knights.
‘Do you hear this you worthless pagan scum!’ he shouted again in the face of bearded man. Prussians treated him with reverence.
‘Ziemo! Tell my Marshal to join me’ The Duke was proud of his victory. This was the day his dream was near realization. The King of Germany was certainly informed of his glorious feat. Duke’s heart was about to explode with joy.
‘Your Grace?’ the Marshal interrupted his fantastic visions and brought him down to the plain again. He measured the Marshal with his royal glance.
‘My good man. Kaz… Kazimer see… von Stettin! You have done well. I am very glad with your deeds’. A pale smile gleamed on Marshal’s face. ‘We shall not forget your actions and reward them generously’ the Duke nodded at him and paced down to the prisoners of war.
He looked at the Prussian nobles ‘You are to be punished by the pain of death!’ he grinned malevolently ‘And you…’ he pointed at their leader.
The leader whispered something to his compatriots and they all chuckled. The Duke frowned and a speck of anger emerged on his face.
‘What did he say?’ he asked one of his Slavonic knights by means of Ziemo’s lips.
‘He said…’ started Ziemo but was immediately interrupted by the Prussian leader.
‘I said you can do whatever you want, you German bastard’ he said in somewhat German dialect. There was a silence. Long painful silence that made its way with shivers down the spine of Ziemo, the silence that turned the Marshal’s face into a mask of fury, the silence that made the knights realize they took part in some blasphemous act. The silence that was followed by the Duke’s sheer laughter. The Prussian leader gazed at his opponent and fear crawled in his heart. The worst was coming.
‘And you are free to go wherever you want’ the Duke burst out and kissed him on both cheeks to the amazement of the gathered.
‘You are all free to do whatever you want- assuming that you do not meddle in my reign’ he said smiling fresh as sunshine and hopping to his chair.
‘Did you notice how he called me?’ he asked Ziemo who was too shocked to say anything ‘He called me a “German bastard”, did you hear? “German bastard”!‘
Everything appeared so pure and simple now…
 
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20th of October 1187, Greifenberg Castle

It was midday and the inhabitants of the keep were on their feet. A great commotion- the Duke sent out his heralds to offer his beloved daughter’s hand to one of the brave German sons.
‘And remember,’ he preached ‘be eloquent, be gentle but stern- let them know we are their friends and able partners.’ He walked back and forth among the riders- ordering, giving last regards and thoughts. It was a next step and no mistakes could be made.
At last the two units of courtiers, knights and wagons left the keepyard through the main gate.
‘Remember this day, dear’ the Duke pointed at the gatehouse. The Duchess’ belly was becoming more visible everyday- an heir to the throne.
‘This day is the beginning of a new order. We showed the whole world our prowess has no match. Now it’s time for them to acknowledge our ancient nobility’ von Greifenberg’s voice rose with every word.
The Duchess patted him on the shoulder ‘Try not to be upset, dear’.
‘Upset? What do you mean upset? Everything is going as planned’ von Greifenberg smiled to his thoughts ‘I have an excellent idea- let us express our gratitude. We shall grant some of this newly conquered land to God…’ the Duke thought deeply for a while. ‘I know- that monk… the second one…what was his name?’
‘Karol von Liebschau, my Duke’ said the Duchess.
‘Yes. We shall give that von Liebschau a piece of land. Somewhere near sea. We shall order him to build a keep there. Let us name it…hmm… Gottesstadt? Gottesburg? Hmm… Marienburg! Yes! Marienburg- and let the Virgin Mary keep it’ he grinned wickedly.

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‘I grant you the County of Marienburg’ pronounced the Duke. ‘And good riddance’ he added quietly.

24th of October 1187, Brandenburg Castle

‘And finally our Lord, his Grace Piotr von Greifenberg, Duke of Pommern, Count of Wolgast, Stettin and Chelm asks for your blessing of the marriage between your brother, his Lordship Albrecht and the daughter of his Grace Piotr von Greifenberg’ the herald was already leaning forward to make his head as low as possible.
That was his quest for the Holy Grail and he did not mean to make any mistakes. He, as the emissary of the Duke of Pommerania was received with reverence but in a rather cold way.
The throneroom was full. Probably every member of the court came to see the emissary.
‘We kindly acknowledge his Grace’s will’ Duke Otto’s voice was quite silent in this large chamber but his words were very clear. The herald gulped. ‘But with an aching heart must decline the proposition. Our brother is meant to marry someone else’ the Duke smiled lightly ‘I hear you have messages for our cousin the Duke of Saxony? Perhaps we could deliver it to him as a token of gratitude for your offer?’
The emissary bowed his head again and even lower with gratefulness in his eyes. He didn’t want to go to Göttingen. On the other hand he didn’t want to inform the Duke about refusal. Bloody life of a herald.
‘I have a word in private for the Duke. Seek me at my chambers before you leave, emissary’.
The word was grim. And the emissary was grimmer.

28th of October 1187, Greifenberg Castle

‘I told you dear- do not get upset. It happens’ the Duchess eased a terrible headache gently rubbing the Duke’s temples. The bed in their chambers seemed the best place for her. That is- in her current state.
‘Those ungrateful… argh… such a tragedy! I could have been a true German Duke now. I will have that herald crucified!’ he stood up quickly.
‘No, no. That is nonsense my dear’ the Duchess stretched her arms again to embrace him. He did not resist long.
‘And they both refused. We better send our dear daughter to the monastery…’ he looked exhausted and hopeless.
‘Nonsense, my Duke’ the Duchess smiled ‘I have an idea. One of my cousins told me there is someone searching for fine daughter of nobleman...’
‘Probably a Russian orthodox,’ he interrupted ‘or a Lithuanian pagan. We’d better kill her’.
‘My Duke,’ she made a well-placed pause ‘The Count of Nassau seeks a bride for his Steward.’
A little smile of hope came upon the Duke’s lips ‘German?’
‘Yes. Ludwig von Stolzenberg’ she said proudly.
Von Greifenberg jumped out of the bed then returned to it and kissed her saying ‘You are my angel.’

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‘He doesn’t even inherit anything’ said the Duke’s daughter.
‘He’s German. You’ll love him. And I mean it’ said the Duke.
 
a good start keep it coming in that way :)
 
9th of February 1188, Greifenberg Castle

‘Water! More water!’ the yelling was echoed through the corridors of the keep. It was about to dawn and the hectic commotion slowly died down. Piotr von Greifenberg nervously napped in the big dining hall. A line of empty jugs, bottles and other drinking utilities stood beside the chair, on the big oak table and Duke’s belly.
‘What?’ his sleep was brutally interrupted by, what he thought, an unearthly scream of a demon. The goblet fell and clanked on the stone floor.
‘Ziemo’ he murmured ‘Ziemo… Get up there and see if it’s done. I cannot stand it any longer’. His bloodshot eyes gazed on the empty fireplace. It was getting colder and the only thing he could think of was a warm bed.
Ziemo, equally tired, by either galloping to the top with messages and sheets or bottom with bottles and jugs forcefully made his way up the stairs again.
Von Greifenberg poured some more Spätburgunder into the goblet. The rich aromatic bouquet calmed his mind. ‘A sip away from sheer bliss’ as his father used to say.
The prospects for the future were clear. That is clearer than a year ago. Pommerania acquired new lands that brought some profit into the treasury, its military strength was accepted, the Holy Mother Church was happy due to the recent grant of Marienburg, his political views were not yet acknowledged but definitely not mocked anymore. His daughter married quite a fair German nobleman and was already ‘showing’ that it wasn’t such a bad idea.
The Duke smiled. His Highness Friedrich Barbarossa had probably heard of his deeds. Now he needs only to confront the Emperor and assure of his devotion.
‘Your Grace!’ Ziemo’s voice broke the silence as he ran down the stairway ‘Your Grace! You are a father my lord!’
‘About time’ a gasp of relief puffed out of his mouth ‘How is the Duchess?’
‘Exhausted but otherwise perfectly fine.’
‘Good’ the Duke paused for a moment ‘We shall name him Friedrich, after our dear King’ he triumphed.
‘Erm… my lord- that would be very problematic.’
‘Why is that?’
‘Duchess Anastazja has decided to name the child “Anna” ’.
The enthusiasm fled.

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‘We shall name the child “Friedrich” after our dear King’
‘That may be problematic. Duchess Anastazja decided to name the child “Anna”’


9th of March 1188, 5 miles north of Greifenberg Castle on shore of Rega River

A large unit of riders emerged from behind the trees. A careful observer could distinguish banners of Racibor von Greifenberg, Count of Slupsk, Heinrich Niklotid, Count of Mecklemburg and Werle as well as Piotr von Greifenberg, Duke of Pommerania. A group of knights and squires and a pack of hunting dogs accompanied them. Large beasts seemed tired but willingly cantered among the horses.
‘A remarkable hunt gentlemen’ smiled the Dual Count.
‘Quite’ nodded Racibor.
‘And now please let me offer you a true huntsman’s feast by the crackling fire with roasted deer and barrels of the old Spätburgunder’ Piotr von Greifenberg laughed cheerfully.
A horseman was pacing down the road. The group of knights surrounded the Nobles and unsheathed their weapons.
‘Your Grace!’ shouted the rider ‘The Prussians are revolting! An uprising!’
‘What are you saying man?’ anger rose on the Duke’s face. Such a pleasant afternoon and it had to be ruined by those ungrateful pagans.
‘An uprising? A revolt?’ bad news should be delivered as fast as possible or never.
‘The Prussian peasants do not want to obey a ruler who does not share their faith, my lord’ the rider’s voice was shaking.
‘What about the nobles? Have they organized any men?’ the situation was not that serious as it appeared.
‘No, my lord. Only the peasants rebel. Some tax collectors were tar and feathered.’
The situation wasn’t at all serious ‘Why are you ruining my hunt with such poppy cock?’ the Duke asked coldly.
The rider wasn’t sure how to act. For him it was a disaster. For the Duke apparently it was a mere formality.
‘Send a herald to my commanders in Chelm and order them to crush those fools!’ he frowned.
‘And never dare to ruin my hunt again. Never.’
The afternoon was going to be pleasant after all.
 
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