
Baron Hoyt the Third, at your service, milord. Pleasant evening and all that. Wanna duel to the death?

Beg your pardon?

Just standard protocol for Cheehot nobility. Don't pay attention. We are glad to meet you today, Ambassador Hoyt.

Ambassador Mister Baron Hoyt the Third, please.

Ambassador Mister Baron Hoyt the Third. And you can sheathe the sword, really. There are force fields all over the place, anyway. Ambassador Tsogh and myself put them to the test.

Hmm, do we have business to settle here? This is a peace conference, isn't it?

Well, you were awarded the job of ambassador here. We assume you know as much as we do.

Vous oubliez les paramètres fonctionnels spécifiques de l'espèce à laquelle appartient le Baron, mes amis. Je pense à l'espérance de vie sentiente...

Yeah, indeed, everything is connected your milordship. Magnificent. Hoyt the Second told me about our arrival on this moon back then. He knew Hoyt the First had indeed been selected to address grave diplomatic issues on the behalf of the Cheehot Imperium, the Eternal One, Shiny Is Its Name, Yipee! We can settle any bad business here and now. We Cheehot knights and assorted knightlings support our brethren in the consolidated Canthari Planet-States. They stole the Lozavata space that you liberated from the Xanyr. Well, your problem. You just had to protect these poor little Lozavata flowers with those big, pointy, bark-penetrating claws of yours. Damn, so late. Time to sleep I guess. Cheers, people.

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I had heard about those Cheehot idiosyncrasies, but this one is a basket case.

Could be a play. I heard it makes their life easier, not more difficult, to function on a different time scale. Anyway, this one seems to have a very short tempo. Temper. Both.

What was he talking about? Referencing the conquest of Lozavata space by the Canthari... That was, what, a few years before your conquest of the Great Xanyr Hegemony?

Ah, we did not conquer. You should know. Do not misconstrue us as conquerors. We have no desire to send police in Xanyr space. We asserted our domination over their ruling structure. They kneeled, it was good enough. We saved them from the Canthari, in a fashion. There are worse fates.
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Back when the liberated Lozavata requested a defense pact, I was bleeding influence due to the six frontier outposts being maintained, the humiliation inflicted by the Belmacosa Primacy and a lot of building in the core worlds. I chose not to accept their offer, but what it really meant is that their Northern neighbour thought he could swallow them without me reacting, which is exactly what happened. Had I agreed to the defense pact, it would not have prevented me from going to war against the Xanyr and my superior military might have frightened the Grand Entente into finding other venues of expansion.
I could have chosen to confront the Canthari right after they invaded the North of the Nest Region, but I prefer to deal with closer threats first.
1. The Xanyr (DIS 117 - 118)

The war was short and eventless. The utter destruction of the Xanyr fleet and the siege of their capital homeworld was enough to end this, once and for all.
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