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ToroDot

Welp, Trump has effectively bit himself in the ass with this incident:

The Republican Primary Thread

Angelica

I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow manages to use this to win him more support, perhaps by playing up that he stands up against his violent opposition or will struggle on in the face of adversity. The man can say the most racist and bigoted things and comes off smelling like a rose. Surviving a "terrorist attack", as he'll no doubt call it, might end up helping his cause.
 
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The Atlantic
8:26 PM (EST) Sunday, March 13, 2016

Why Did Sanders Tell Activists to Apologize?
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In an election that everyone felt could not become anymore divided than it currently is, perhaps there is a beacon of hope in the attitude of Sen. Bernie Sanders, (I-VT), who is the presumptive Democratic nominee with Clinton now safely out of the race. If conventional political attitudes are anything to go by, however, what Sanders said today during one of his rallies may be one of the most bizarre and apolitical statements of recent history.

At his rally this evening in Baltimore, Sanders deviated from his usual talking points when the news of the Chavez Incident rolled in. One young supporter, reading the information off of her phone, asked Sanders whether he would take a stance opposing the violent response of Trump's guards. Instead, he gave this answer:

"While it may be the politically smart move to endorse Mr. Trump's attacker, I can not in good conscience do so. Mr. Trump should never have been assaulted, and I must insist that physically attacking your opponents is not the way to fight a revolution to make this country better for the common American."

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...Well.
 
Republican Primary Thread

Azerty8

CNN
March 15th, 2016
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Sanders Wins Big, Rubio Drops Out

Florida

Clinton 51.2% 126 delegates
Bernie Sanders 48.8% 120 delegates

Trump 40.1% 99 delegates
Rubio 32.2%
Cruz 18.7%
Kasich 9.0%

Illinois

Sanders 64.5% 117 delegates
Clinton 34.5% 65 delegates

Cruz 34.4% 40 delegates
Trump 32.5% 20 delegates
Kasich 26.2% 5 delegates
Rubio 6.9%

Missouri

Sanders 64.3% 54 delegates
Clinton 34.7% 30 delegates

Cruz 46.7% 30 delegates
Trump 34.6%
Kasich 13.4%
Rubio 5.3%

North Carolina

Sanders 57.6% 100 delegates
Clinton 42.4% 21 delegates

Cruz 42.0% 30 delegates
Trump 34.2% 24 delegates
Kasich 16.9% 12 delegates
Rubio 6.9% 5 delegates

Northern Mariana Islands

Sanders 56% 6 delegates
Clinton 44% 5 delegates

Trump 65.7% 9 delegates
Cruz 30.7%
Kasich 2.8%
Rubio 0.8%

Ohio

Sanders 58.4% 140 delegates
Clinton 41.6% 20 delegates

Kasich 52.5% 66 delegates
Trump 29.2%
Cruz 14.8%
Rubio 3.5%

Totals

Sanders 537 delegates
Clinton 267 delegates

Trump 152 delegates
Cruz 100 delegates
Kasich 83 delegates
Rubio 5 delegates

In the wake of an 8 percent loss to Donald Trump in his home state of Florida and placing last in every other race that night, Senator Marco Rubio announced his withdrawal from the race the day after on March 16th. This leaves only Businessman Donald Trump, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, and Ohio Governor John Kasich. The Cruz campaign, which called for Kasich to drop out like Rubio did in order to stop Trump, was a bit shocked to hear that the Governor had actually gained almost as many delegates on Tuesday as Cruz. Cruz however disregarded this and said "that we [The GOP] need to stop Trump now. We have more delegates and more states and more votes than anyone else. And I am the only candidate for who it is mathematically possible to stop Donald."

Following the huge breakthrough in the Clinton investigation and the suspension of the former Secretary of State's campaign, Bernie Sanders managed to get victories in every state except Florida. Clinton's standings continue to decline with a recent Ipsos Mori poll putting her at 30% and Senator Sanders at 56%. Many in the party are scrambling to find a potential nominee with everyone from Vice President Biden to New York Senator Kirsten Gilibrand being considered. Some former Clinton supporters have moved into the Sanders camp, but many others have registered as Republicans to vote in the primaries, most notably for Ohio Governor John Kasich.

March 22nd will see both parties holding primaries in Arizona and Utah. In addition, the Democrats will be holding a primary in Idaho and the Republicans in American Samoa.
 
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Britney Spears Announces Candidacy in Republican Race

DudeisAwesome01

Here is her announcement video


Can she stump the Trump?
 
Republican Primary Thread/Democratic Primary Thread

Azerty8

The New York Times
March 28th, 2016

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Former Vice-President Al Gore

Feed Me Gore?

Following the March 15th Democratic primaries which saw Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders demolish former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, many in the Democratic primary began to panic and looked for several different candidates that could stop Senator Sanders. A wide variety of names were passed around on talk shows from West Virginia Senator and Conservative Democrat Joe Manchin to CNN journalist Wolf Blitzer. The upcoming primaries in Arizona saw some state Democrats starting a campaign for the state's former Governor Janet Napolitano. Others turned to Vice-President Joe Biden who had previously declined to run, and he received several write-in votes. Fewer threw their support behind the then-minor candidate businessman Rocky De La Fuente who would beat out Biden in some states mainly because he actively campaigned.

Despite the emergence of a few grassroots campaigns many in the party still felt that there was not a suitable opponent to Sanders (quite a turn of events considering the same was said of Clinton months before). Last Week Tonight with John Oliver ran a segment on the primaries. At the end several clips of an unintentionally funny interview with Rocky de La Fuente were played. At one point Fuente said "Yeah I think that I'm more qualified than anyone. I'm more qualified than Bernie Sanders. I'm more qualified than Hillary Clinton. I'm more qualified than...uh...Al Gore." The audience roared with laugther at the mention of the former Vice-President. Oliver ended the show by asking viewers to tweet "#RockyGore." A short mock boxing promo was aired with clips of Gore, Fuente, and scenes from the movie Rocky IV.

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Last Week Tonight Host John Oliver

The hastag blew up on social media, and led to Gore getting invited onto the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Although Gore had agreed to go on the show to talk about his climate change activism, Noah comedically dropped some references to a Presidential run and at the end of the interview Noah even said "Thank you for coming on the show. Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for Presidential Nomi-" before correcting himself.

However, the running gag of Gore running for president soon became a serious possibility for many. Some started to print out signs saying "Gore for President 2016" and plant them on their lawns. A twitter account called "Gore2016" was created and gained a considerable following by tweeting out the pros of a Gore presidency.

Although the grassroots campaign seemed rather harmless at first it became a bit more serious come March 22nd when the results came in.

Arizona

Sanders 61.2% 55 delegates
Clinton 22.3% 20 delegates
Napolitano 12.3%
Gore 2.2%
De La Fuente 1.4%
Biden 0.6%

Cruz 49.6% 58 delegates
Trump 42.5%
Kasich 7.3%

Utah

Sanders 71.4% 33 delegates
Clinton 9.3%
Gore 5.4%
Biden 2.1%
De La Fuente 1.8%
Cruz 72.1% 40 delegates

Trump 20.1%
Kasich 5.6%

Idaho

Sanders 67.3% 18 delegates
Clinton 18.5% 5 delegates
Gore 6.5%
Biden 4.4%
De La Fuente 2.3%

Gore, Biden, and de La Fuente performed well in several states. Napolitano almost reached the viability threshold in her home state. The next day she said that she would not be running and most of her supporters ran to Gore and Biden. Gore's successes led to him an interview on the Colbert Show where, in addition to some comedic mentions of the presidency, Gore gave an emotional few minutes on climate change and how it is being shoved aside in the Presidential campaign in favor of "Wall Street and the 'Big Banks'." The interview hit home with many Democrats concerned about the future of the environment and the planet. Was it enough to convince voters that a Gore 2016 was what they needed?

Alaska

Sanders 63.6% 12 delegates
Gore 19.3% 4 delegates
Clinton 12.4%
De La Fuente 2.9%
Biden 1.8%

Hawaii

Sanders 61.2% 19 delegates
Clinton 20.4% 6 delegates
Gore 14.5%
Biden 2.4%
De La Fuente 1.5%

Washington

Sanders 73.5% 101 delegates
Gore 8.4%
Clinton 6.5%
Biden 0.9%
De La Fuente 0.7%

Total

Sanders 238 delegates
Clinton 31 delegates
Gore 4 delegates
Biden 0 delegates
De La Fuente 0 delegates

Cruz 98 delegates
Trump 0 delegates
Kasich 0 delegates

On Saturday Goreans ((>.>)) upset the Clinton campaign, grabbing second place in two of the three states and picking up four delegates from Alaska. Although the day was largely won by Sanders, who had received over 90% of the delegates. But the media mainly focused on Gore's second places with headlines saying "GORE SCORES MAJOR COUP" and "THE GHOST OF NIXON WATCHES OVER GORE." Gore announced on March 27th his candidacy for the Democratic Presidential nomination. This, in addition to Cruz victories in both Utah and Arizona, meant that the race for the White House was only just beginning to heat up.
Out of nowhere...
 
Republican Primary Thread/Democratic Primary Thread

DensleyBrown

Has Sanders' rise pushed Gore (or any of the other new candidates, for that matter) to the left at all, as with Hillary?
 
Republican Primary Thread/Democratic Primary Thread

Banhammer

Well this is interesting ... who would of thought Gore would be beating Clinton at this stage of the race? The question remains as to whether he can actually challenge Sanders for the nomination, though.
 
Republican Primary Thread

Nidhoggr

Breitbart News
3:15 PM (EST - 0) March 30th, 2016
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Ted Cruz Sex Scandal: CONFIRMED!

Following a report from the National Enquirer, wherein presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz is accused of having relations with five separate mistresses, rumors were abound, as Cruz was quick to plead innocence, instead casting the blame at fellow candidate Donald Trump and his supposed connections at National Enquirer, and Trump likewise claimed innocence in the matter. The National Enquirer itself affirmed its commitment to news free of influence, and stated that this was not a ploy of the Trump campaign. With such finger-pointing and denial, it was unclear if this scandal would be anymore than hearsay before the public moved on to another topic...until now.

Amanda Carpenter, one of the five alleged mistresses had taken to social media, denying any involvement with Cruz beyond a professional one. However, after a series of Internet sleuths took a fine comb to Carpenter's Twitter and Instagram feeds, a shocking discovery was made, linking Cruz and Carpenter together multiple times, in one instance wearing the same exact fake-tattoo, particularly interesting given an Amazon screenshot showing they are sold in packs of two. While these links were certainly interesting, again they proved nothing of substance until Carpenter, obviously distressed over accusations and the analysis of her social media postings, decided to go on a deletion spree, deleting any and all that was deemed suspicious. As this drew to a fever-pitch, Carpenter had an online melt-down, consisting of "all-caps", various slurs, threats, and a series of violent videos depicting Carpenter destroying various household possessions in a fit of rage.

Egged on by a backlash of Internet comments and intensified accusations, Carpenter posted a damning Tweet at 1:15 AM, March 29th, stating "QUIT baSHING TED i love hem", followed by "so what if i had sexx with him??? hes god at it". Following this, Carpenter went silent, only to attempt to delete them at around noon, but the damage, and screenshots, had already taken place. Refusing to comment, Carpenter has since then been quiet, and she's not the only one. Ted Cruz himself, when questioned about the Tweets, displayed a moment of hesitation and stumbling, unable to come up with a response until Carly Fiorina, ex-candidate, interjected, demanding said reporter only report "the facts". Cruz was promptly escorted off the stage and the event concluded.

However, the worst stab came last, when two separate women from Cruz's homestate of Texas came forward early March 30th, confirming their involvement with Ted Cruz of a sexual variety, both during his term as Senator. Since then, Cruz has continually dodged responding to these events, while supporters are left wondering: is Cruz really the Christian man they thought he was?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. He's going to tank.
 
Republican Primary Thread

Banhammer

So much for that evangelical supporter base. I hear devout Christians don't take that kindly to marital infidelity.

All hail Donald Trump, I guess. There's literally no one else who can challenge him - it's mathematically impossible for Kasich to get enough delegates.
 
BREAKING: RIHANNA ANNOUNCES RUN FOR PRESIDENCY

DudeisAwesome01

Her announcement video

 
Republican Primary Thread/Democratic Primary Thread

Azerty8

Republican Primary Thread/Democratic Primary Thread

DensleyBrown

Has Sanders' rise pushed Gore (or any of the other new candidates, for that matter) to the left at all, as with Hillary?
I would think so in the case of Gore who will have to appeal to some progressives in the Democratic party if he hopes to win. Right now the whole party has slightly shifted to the left as many conservative Democrats have registered as Republicans in order to vote for Kasich or to vote (strategically) for Cruz. In addition a lot of working-class democrats have jumped ship over to Trump and his protectionism.
 
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Azerty8

The Campaign Gets HardGore
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Al Gore's official entrance into the race netted the former Vice-President a large boost in the polls. And although things looked promising for Goranistas, the upcoming primaries in Wisconsin and Colorado were favorable to the more progressive policies of Senator Bernie Sanders. The Gore campaign didn't expect to win Wisconsin, but they hoped to get within striking distance of Sanders. Meanwhile on the Republican side, things were getting steamy as Texas Senator Ted Cruz appeared to have had multiple affairs as confirmed by several tweets from women that Cruz had been seeing and with confessions from two Texas women. Cruz immediately dropped in the polls with his opponent Donald Trump saying "we knew it all along. There's a reason we call him 'Lying Ted.'" Governor John Kasich took the opportunity to stress his own "honesty and integrity" during his term as Ohio's Head of State. Many argued that Cruz made it worse by rarely showing to any events prior the primaries in Wisconsin except for a few town halls. When asked about the affairs Cruz would always
respond with "I am only hear to talk about the issues that are affecting the American people everyday." Whether or not the people believed Cruz would be determined at the ballot box...

Wisconsin (April 5th):

Bernie Sanders 59.7% 57 delegates
Al Gore 33.7% 31 delegates
Hillary Clinton 4.8%
Rocky de La Fuente 1.2%
Joe Biden 0.6%

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(Bernie Sanders in green)

John Kasich 36.8% 36 delegates
Donald Trump 34.7% 6 delegates
Ted Cruz 28.5%
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(Donald Trump in dark blue, Ted Cruz in gold, John Kasich in cyan)

Wisconsin proved to be shocking for both parties. On the Democratic side Gore was blown out by over 25%, and he did not get close to the goal of 40%. On the Republican side Governor Kasich picked up a win that only one poll had predicted. Trump had skipped campaigning in Wisconsin in favor of starting early in New York. Cruz and Kasich however decided to stay and fight for delegates in Wisconsin. It paid off as Kasich snagged 36 delegates and Cruz was only 6% behind Trump despite the scandal. Was Cruz still in it? Or was Kasich now the new 'anti-Trump'?

On April 8th, a day before the Wyoming Democratic Caucuses, Senator Sanders and Former VP Gore met on the debate stage for the first time. The debate, hosted by CNN, netted over 10 million viewers, about 4 million more than the previous Democratic debate had. The two political veterans went back-and-forth for a little under two hours. Gore grilled the Vermont Progressive on climate change and free trade. Sanders, however, told the viewers that the rampant corruption of the millionaires and billionaires of Wall Street was far more important than tariffs. Polls conducted after the debate generally pointed to a good showing for Gore, who had last appeared on the stage over 15 years ago. The caucuses in Wyoming, however, would be a much better indicator of whether or not Gore had closed the gap.

Wyoming* (April 9th):

Sanders 56.3% 8 delegates
Gore 43.7% 6 delegates
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(Bernie Sanders in green, Al Gore in yellow)

*Caucuses do not allow write-in candidates and require a minimum threshold of supporters

Gore finished 12% behind Sanders in the caucuses, which Sanders is known to perform much better in than in primaries. Although he technically lost, Gore delivered his post-caucus speech as though he had just won, praising the "vigorous work of [his] supporters." The Republican Party in the meantime held several conventions which elected delegates to the national convention. North Dakota, Colorado, and Wyoming all held such conventions.

North Dakota:
Uncommitted 17 delegates
John Kasich 7 delegates
Ted Cruz 4 delegates
Donald Trump 0 delegates

Colorado:

John Kasich 18 delegates
Ted Cruz 10 delegates
Donald Trump 2 delegates

Wyoming:

Ted Cruz 10 delegates
Donald Trump 2 delegates
John Kasich 2 delegates

Total:
Bernie Sanders 65 delegates
Al Gore 37 delegates

John Kasich 63 delegates
Ted Cruz 24 delegates
Donald Trump 10 delegates

Donald Trump's poor showing at the convention was mainly due to his campaign's incompetencies and his "all-in" strategy for New York. Cruz was able to politic his way into several delegates while some at the conventions threw their support to Governor Kasich in the hopes of stopping Trump and Cruz. It seems that the campaign has reached a fever pitch with the April 19th primaries in New York looking to be absolutely crucial for all of the campaigns. Can Gore reach Sanders in time to win the nomination? Will Cruz finally plummet in the polls like predicted? Will Kasich emerge as the anti-Trump? Or will "The Donald" get to 1237 before the time runs out? The answers to these questions seem to be anyone's guess at this point.
Less than Gore more days to go until New York. It's a nail-biter right now.
 
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We are less than a month away from the Scottish devolved parliament elections and the council elections in Britain. This, in addition to several posters not really able to participate because they aren't as familiar with American politics as they are with British politics, is the reason why the game is going to open up a British forum. "Moderators" are needed for this to occur as they will determine the results of elections along with several other things. If you are interested in either being a moderator or simply posting in the British forum then I ask that you send me a PM or come onto the IRC channel (#AbsurdityForum). The forum will officially open once there are enough moderators.))
 
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Azerty8

Here are some maps of the primaries right now.

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Clinton in yellow. Sanders in green.

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Trump in dark blue. Cruz in gold. Kasich in cyan. Uncommitted in black. Rubio in red.

Thoughts on this? Trump's main constituency has been the South and Northeast while the west has rejected him save for Nevada. With Northeastern states like New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and others it seems that Trump will be sitting pretty especially given Cruz's scandals. However, the west was dominated by Cruz, and now that he's going to tank will anti-Trumpers rally behind Kasich in the western states or will they back Trump?
 
OOC: Is this going to continue?
Unfortunately, no. Mainly because of a general lack of apathy (aided by my infrequent updates and the poorly-written rules). Having been over a month since I asked about it I have only received a message from one person interested in the British thread. So I decided that it is best if this be laid to rest than to spend any more time on it. Sorry if you were interested in joining. Feel free to do what you want with the idea if that's something you're interested in.
 
Unfortunately, no. Mainly because of a general lack of apathy (aided by my infrequent updates and the poorly-written rules). Having been over a month since I asked about it I have only received a message from one person interested in the British thread. So I decided that it is best if this be laid to rest than to spend any more time on it. Sorry if you were interested in joining. Feel free to do what you want with the idea if that's something you're interested in.

((I was sad you didn't IP ban me yet so I could get angry and go into a sub plot where I spam the forums with never ending Viagra spam.))
 
Unfortunately, no. Mainly because of a general lack of apathy (aided by my infrequent updates and the poorly-written rules). Having been over a month since I asked about it I have only received a message from one person interested in the British thread. So I decided that it is best if this be laid to rest than to spend any more time on it. Sorry if you were interested in joining. Feel free to do what you want with the idea if that's something you're interested in.

Shame, with the upcoming EU referendum the british subforum could have been very interesting.