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It was a snowy winter day when I arrived at the court of Duke Albrect IV. Having a reputation a mysterious yet gallant and upright young man no one knew quite what to expect of me. At the time, neither did I, but like I said it was a snowy winter day. Snowy winter days tend to call forth a certain aspect of my personality, pragmatism. There is, of course, another driving force that competes for control somewhere inside, but we won't go into it because that snowy winter day seemed to colour my behaviour for centuries to come.

Perhaps a bit more preface before disposing of this narrative and beginning to describe the course of our history. That snowy winter day did not occur when the reader might presume, but rather in 1495. In that year 1495 the Duke was extremely concerned about the developing climate in the region, and justifiably. So happy accident that I should arrive, and that it should be a snowy winter day, and that that snowy winter day should incite a streak of cold realism in me.

Two years earlier a war had erupted which would begin a series of events that greatly disrupted the balance of power in this region. France decided that Lorraine should be annexed into their kingdom. So the alliance of France, Savoy, the Papal States, Britanny, Helvetia, and Scotland poured into the tiny state. Sadly, the Austrian Emperor and his flunky in Wurttemburg answered the pleading of the beseiged prince in Lorraine. By the end of 1494 it had all gone wrong, France aided by its allies had quickly absorbed Lorraine, then Wurttemburg, from where hostilities spread into Thuringen which was also annexed. The war concluded with Austria losing Styria and 100d to the French for peace. In two years France and its alliance had projected itself into the premier power in the region, it was a disaster.
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Albrech sat gloomily considering what his role was to be in this new climate. Before the calamity, in which he had played absolutely no part, relations with the French had been positive but when they destroyed his friends and neighbours any trace of a previous understanding vanished, but royal marriages lingered with Savoy, Britanny, France itself, and the Spanish. That was no consolation to Albrecht who found himself surrounded not only by the French, but the Austrians who had allied themselves to the Bohemians after their castration. He considered what to do, and it seemed his options were as such: First become a French lackey and protect himself from the humiliated Emperor who would be looking for a weak target he could grab and rebuiled his shattered power. And second, join up with the Austrians and perhaps be drawn into gainless conflicts in the East or get run over by the more powerful French coalition. There was, however, one bright spot in that Albrecht had bolstered his forces and now had a total of forty-thousand men and fifty cannon divided between his two armies, while the neighbouring powers, having been bled somewhat by the war, had no force or even garrison of mentionable size. Still, dim enough a situation to drive him to his wits' end, so when a lad was announced coming in out of the snow he was desperate enough to ask, "You, what would you do with this situation?"

To which I replied, "With the two obvious courses looking so dark, I would suggest a third option, if I might. I would take a path of my own design, of course..."
 
Dang! The French are so evilly mean. Truly a plague upon Europe. I hope you humble them one day though I know you can't at this point.

Bavaria could be fun indeed being a minor wedged in between powerful nations. France and Austria are so close...scary stuff! :eek:

Keep at it, I will be cheering for you! :D
 
Judas: Baden, I was certainly willing to live with Baden on friendly terms knowing what I do about the reformation. But the way things look they just don't know how to choose their friends. As for the path, well, let's see...

"And what," Albrecht began, having been at least mildly intruiged with my easy manner in his grand presence if not by my words themselves, "exactly would that third choice be?"

"Easy, since siding with one of the two powers between which you are wedged won't work you will just have to increase your own power until it equals and then surpasses theirs." He asked the obvious next question of how to accomplish that, and I gestured toward a quil that lay on his desktop.

Several months later a letter was drafted and sent with an envoy to Hesse, it included glowing recommendations from representatives in Hungary, Pommerania, Cologne, Saxony, the Palatinat, and Kleves, all of which had tied themselves to Bavaria through marriage. Being friends of friends seemed to be enough and Bavaria joined the alliance of The Palatinat, Kleves, Saxony, and Hesse. After this event word of the pleasant demeanour and silk tongue of a certain Bavarian diplomat spread throughout Europe (Good reputation event: +10 relation to all nations) The alliance gave Bavaria, and all its members a fighting chance against at least the Austrians now allied to Bohemia and Baden, but not the French. There are other ways to neutralize a threat and in the middle of 1497 I secretly into to French-controlled Thuringen to do just that.

I found it didn't take much prodding, a great number of citizens happily took up the weapons so graciously provided by Albrecht the Neighbourly. The 7,000 rebels easily destroyed the 2,000 man French force. I had made certain promises that the rebels would be protected however the uprising might turn out, on the proviso that after seizing the city they follow my path south, to Wurttemburg. By the end of 1498 both provinces were in rebel hands and the French expelled. They did not declare independence, however, as the French king had ousted their respective noble families and in fact executed several steps in the lineage of each; no wonder the people there were not exactly content. It was almost too good to be true, and then it got better.

1500.
The Spanish king was apparently just as worried about growing French power as any reasonable person with a pretty Munich girl for a niece and a certain convincing young man a frequent favourite at court. War, Spain, England, Milan, Naples, Cologne, and Poland vs. France, Savoy, Helvetia and Britanny. The Papal States and Scotland opting to show themselves timorous. Superb, I advised Albrecht to declare his own war, which he did. With a great deal of private reluctance he also agreed not to call up his allies. I explained that kingdoms are like actors and all play the same part, all grasp at the same goal, and in this case it was entirely likely that the friends of Bavaria would end up taking at least part if not all of what she hoped to gain. Publically, as I urged, he put on a bold face in a dispatch to their courts,
I shall not ask for your aid, instead I will deal with France myself. In this both the value of my friendship and the strength of the common will behind our association will make itself known.
-Albrecht


Both French fortresses in the area were literally handed from rebel control over to the liberating Bavarian armies. (Well, not exactly but being rebel fortresses the morale was only disciplined and they had no artillery so I could assault and take them the day my armies arrived. Wurttemburg officially became a part of our realm and with access to Thuringen cut off it was quickly taken by a fresh rebellion. On that very same day Austria declared war on the embattled French, which would have allowed a force of 30,000 Frenchmen to move from Styria to our kingdom... if a treaty of peace hadn't been signed at the breakfast table.
 
Ah, nice! A nice opportunistic strike against France. :)
 
Aah, the opportunistic war, a classic EU action. Last time I played a minor (Moldavia) I was able to expand southwards thanks to opportunism against the Turks. That having been said, I believe next time I play a minor I'd ally with a nearby major, at least until I had a big enough power base to stand on my own. When I played as Austria, Bavaria foolishly allied itself to my Bohemian enemies and was annexed by 1516. Looks like you're doing a much better job. Good luck.
 
i think we have to call the reaper on this one sadly.