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I liked the online game part at the end. So true :rofl: (Granted, I've never played anything like Guild Wars or WoW, but still...)

I've always been a Byzantinophile myself, so it's good to see another new Byz AAR. Also, I like the way you frame the AAR itself within a larger story. Keep up the good work :)
 
WOw, just wow. All my attempts at playing as Byzantium have ended in failure, but you're mega speed conquest of the empire back to its pre-manizkert borders is nothing short of magnificent, despite the triple bankruptcy ;). At this rate, Rome shall be roman once again i dare say :D
 
I loved it. A very good parody of real life, I suppose. :rofl:
 
Emperor_krk: Internet games are teh fun. The one I wrote about is my dream kind of game.

Specialist290: It's been tough, mainly because there's a lot of story I've plotted out and wanted to write, and simply haven't been able to. I tend to write things when I feel it's time, and that I can, and.. well, I might get to writing the story, rather than blathering on over here. :p

TreizeV: High-statted Generals I gave myself early-on are to blame for my expansion. I always fail at Byzantium, so I thought I'd give myself a little bonus. Unfortunately, it turned into a massive bonus. The few provinces it won me early on have made sure I'm not losing now.

likk9922: That almost perfectly describes most MMORPGs in a sentence. A parody of real life. :D

By the way, I'm birfucating the story. From now on, there'll be Chris segments, where we'll be studying history, and Alexios segments, where we'll be opening a window right into that time. Because I need something to rekindle my desire to write.

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1501, Constantinople

"Captain Alexios. Welcome home."

It was symbolic, of course. He was a Cyprian, and had never owned land near Constantinople in his life. Yet the City was home, in a way. The grand ideas, the sweeping ideas and beauty of the Roman Empire that lay at every good Roman's heart were enshrined here, in the great churches and cathedrals, the love of Christ, and the protection of civilization. The Moslem barbarians to the south and east, the hordes of unwashed Papists to the north and west - both enroached upon the Empire, tried to pull her down.

Yet the Empire remained ascendant. Rome had been destroyed, burnt to the ground, once before. It would never happen again. Barbarians stood at every gate, yet they would never be paid to leave the Empire alone again. He had been there, years ago, when Alexios Caspanias the Second had spoken.

"No Roman, no true man, would sacrifice his dignity as offal by paying such barbarians as these for peace. Should they fall upon us, upon the walls of our Empire, and grind us into dust, still we will fight, with pride and knowledge that Christ will welcome us into his arms. Should we fall against the barbarians, let all men know that, for a thousand years, our end will be a tale mighty enough to ring in the minds of men, and in their hearts!"

Saying thus, he had taken the army north, and shattered the Papist alliance, destroying their power once and for all. Alexios had been named for the first Emperor who was called such. In the south, where the Mamluks had fought, he had stood beside his captain, and, in their hundreds, they had fought the Mohammedians in their tens of thousands. They had been driven back, slowly, inexorably, and, as it seemed all hope was lost, a light appeared on the horizon, the torches and fires of one hundre thousand Roman soldiers, rolling over the plains like a tide of invincible strength, leaving no Mamluk alive, taking back all that had been lost.

It had been glorious. Fifty men in a rotting guardtower, surrounded by five hundred Mamluks. They had been considered surrender. Then the army had appeared. He had wept tears of joy.

Later on, he found out that his wife and children had been killed by the Mamluks as they had ravaged their way through Roman lands. He had wept again, but in sorrow. From then on, he had one desire. To kill the enemies of the Empire, who committed such brutalities, such evils. He was a captain, now. A centurion, his honorific went.

He had been given a full hundred men in Venice, and had been told to take the walls. The defenders had numbered as many as the attackers, but the key was surprise. Should the Venetians gather their Austrian allies to their side, they might well have lost the war. It was a foolhardy assault, but General Konmemnos had not been a fool. The Venetians were ill-prepared for an assault, and their morale was poor.

They attacked the walls without pausing in their march, dying in their hundreds. He himself had led his hundred onto the walls, and a full ninety of them were dead, now. But they had taken a foothold, and let many more on. The Venetians had lost that day, although only a thousand of them were slain - as opposed to five thousand Romans. Venice was now another province in the Empire, and her fat merchant princes had been paupered, to build the Great Cathedral.

It would be over six hundred feet tall, one of the greatest feats of human architecture ever. The Emperor, when with his army in Egypt, had seen the Great Pyramid. Almost five hundred feet tall, it had captured his imagination. He had seen a drawing of the Lincoln Cathedral in England - and that, too, had brought about his vision. The greatest cathedral in the world would be in Constantinople - no matter how many had to pay for it. The Austrians and Hungarians had paid much for it. Emperor Alexios, rather than taking land in the great war against the Papists, had accepted money in lieu of many lands. Austria and Hungary had emptied their treasuries, and the Emperor had spent it all on the beginning of the Great Cathedral.

Already, it stood a hundred feet tall, scaffolding surrounding it. It was mighty in area, and an entire neighbourhood where those in poverty had once lived had been demolished. Alexios had reimbursed them all, offering them places within the Palace, and employment, to boot. The Empire had been drained dry by the extra tax levied to pay for the Cathedral, and much grumbling had been raised about it. Yet it would cement Constantinople's place in the world as the greatest city, the most astonishing place in which mankind brought to life their skill and artistry.

He, though, was to meet the Strategos. A citation for bravery, and apparently more was his to gain. Perhaps a promotion. He was nearing thirty-five, and captaincy should not be forever.

His thoughts drifted away, and he put more effort into marching. There was only ten of them, now. He had hoped to be marching home with a full hundred. He marched proudly, dressed in imperial purple, and, finally, came to a stop, before the Strategos. And beside him, the Emperor.

Many men had gone before them already, others who had been brave, who had given good service - and those who received awards were loyal to the Empire forever. They were heroes from then on, and the people loved heroes. Perhaps he was a touch cynical, but, had they not served the Empire, no awards would have been given, he thought.

"Greetings, Captain Alexios. Your bravery in the face of danger has not gone unnoticed by the Empire. You have surely won yourself a place in heaven. For your service to the Empire, I am presenting you with-"

A sharp twang rang out in the audience. A black crossbow bolt sprouted itself from the Emperor's face, protruding from his skull. The Strategos whirled. Alexios stepped in front of the Strategos, and drew his sword.

"Assassin!", he heard someone scream. Alexios Caspanias the Second was dead. The Emperor. Dead. The crowd surged in front of him, and another bolt flew towards the Strategos - but was stopped by Alexios's breastplate. And then by his shoulder. He fell to the ground, the Strategos falling with him. What had happened? Why would someone..?

The pain was immense, but he had faced worse in battle. This was just battle. "MEN OF THE EAGLE CENTURY!", he screamed, blood trickling through his armour.

His men formed up, his voice of command taking precedence over the situation at hand. "FORM UP AROUND THE STRATEGOS! TAKE HIM BACK TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE!"

Out of breath, and of blood, he fainted.
 
Nice update. Again :).
Y'know, I wonder, why there is so few books (only one I know of is Mika Waltari's Black Angel-or however it is called outside Poland :)), no movies at all, no computer games (except for EU series, and MTW, but...) about the Empire. It would be great to be able to play as a character from the medieval times, in a game set in Europe - instead of all those WoWs, Silk Roads or whatever else...

I have a strange feeling that Alexios will usurp the title of the Basileus. Or will be granted it by Senatus Populusque Romanus :D.
 
Nicely done, as usual.
 
"Captain. Wake up."

He groaned. Blood-soaked bandages were rolled on him in swathes, and the shaking hands hurt him.

"Captain! Sir!"

"W..hat?"

"Sir, they're going to charge you."

"What? Charge me? I knew I never should have trusted that Turkish son-of-a-bitch. It's my command, not his!"

His surroundings swam as they came into view, and he realised he was not in Turkey, fighting the Mamluks. Rather, he was in the Imperial Palace. In a rather bare bedroom.

Aleksandros shook him again. Alexios gritted his teeth. It bloody hurt!

"Charge me with what?"

"High treason. Along with Strategos Petros. Conspiracy to overthrow the rightful Emperor."

"And who, may I ask, is charging me?"

"Emperor Ekrem Palogeous."

The man's name was memorable. He had been the general of the Turkish regiments, and Alexios had even served under him in the war with the Mamluks. He was a relation of Manuel Palogeous, and had claimed the throne, it seemed, with assassins.

"Like you said, sir. You shouldn't have trusted that Turkish son-of-a-bitch."

Alexios managed a small smile. "So we're getting out?"

"Before he's coronated. The other eight men are buying horses, and they'll be waiting for us at the West Gate."

"Where are we going?"

"Right now, sir, we're fleeing to Rhodes. The Strategos's son rules in Rhodes, and has declared a rebellion against the new Emperor. We'll be joining him there."

Rhodes. It seemed like a good idea. But it would fall within a month. Imperial naval power was enough to dominate the entire Mediterranean, let alone tiny Rhodes. Perhaps ten or twenty thousand men would flock to Rhodes, and the Empire could bring twenty times as many.

"No."

"Alexios?"

"We're going to Morea."

"Morea? Why? Are you still fevered?"

Alexios propped himself up on one elbow. "No, damn it, I'm not. But I saw the man I dedicated my life cut down before my eyes. I'm not going to flee to Rhodes and oppose the new Emperor from there. I'm going to find a few people I know, and.. well, I'll figure it out from there."

Aleksandros nodded. His captain was to be obeyed, even when seemingly fevered. His ideas were generally good ones. Two men strode through the door, wearing Imperial livery. "I'm sorry, soldier, but Captain Alexios must come with us. He is to be brought to the cells."

Aleksandros's hand darted down to his side, a short blade driving up into the first man's jugular. The second man, taken by surprise, was thrown across the room by a well-aimed kick. The blade was pulled out, and the second man slain. Alexios grinned. Sending city soldiers to try and take real soldiers.

Aleksandros helped him up, and flung Alexios's hand over his shoulders. "Damn, Captain. I wish you were a bit shorter right now."

"Ah, but the women don't, Aleksandros. Were I a bit shorter, I would no longer be the perfect man."

He chuckled, and staggered off, leaning on Aleksandros for support. Escaping the castle would prove to be hard.
 
Emperor_krk: Alexios is going to end up in a position of power, yes. I'm not saying what it will be, though.

Specialist290: Well, you can only expect the unity to last for so long. Besides, if the Empire remained unified for much longer, it'd conquer the entire world.

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Aleksandros looked guiltily down at the guardsmen. He'd known him, but he couldn't have taken the risk. Ah, well. Chances are he wouldn't die. Alexios was puffing with the effort of standing - the Captain was badly wounded, not many men took a crossbow bolt to the chest, and were up and about the next day.

They were out of the palace. Every guardsmen had been taken to the throne-room, guarding the new Emperor. A Turk for an Emperor. Who would've thought it. Cyprus and Rhodes were already in open revolt, and Crete would be soon to follow. The islands had never really accepted Imperial authority - the endless horsemen of the Empire were no use in the sea, and so the rule of the Empire was weak there.

The City was abandoned. Most people would be surrounding the palace to the north - rather than the south, where he was now. There was nothing to see here, merely a few streets, then the veritable maze of back alleyways that would lead them out of Constantinople.

A few minutes of walking through nigh-deserted streets, and they were near the gate. For the first time, Aleksandros wondered whether the Turk had wanted them to escape. Executing a heroic captain of the Empire, one who was to be awarded honors by the Emperor himself would cause great unrest. And if the trial did not allay the doubts of the people and nobility, Ekrem would find his throne pulled out from under him. However, if they escaped.. why would an innocent man bother running? It confirmed their guilt, and made it all a lot easier. It would explain much.

The gate. "Iason!", he yelled. A man stepped out from the shadows. Aleksandros drew his sword, and shoved Alexios to the side.

"I'm sorry. Your friend seems to have been met with an unfortunate accident."

"An accident, eh?", asked Alexsandros. "I suppose it's the same sort of accident that Emperor Alexios met with."

The man grinned, showing teeth filed down to points. "Yes, you could say that. My employer, however, feels that a trial would be so... messy. So you are going to die."

"Ekrem.". It was not a question.

"Who's to say who employs me?"

With that, the assassin drew a pair of short blades. Aleksandros looked around. No-one. Not one bloody person on the streets. A fruit stall nearby was knocked over, oranges piled in the filth of the street.

He darted over, and threw an orange at the slowly approaching assassin. The man merely raised an eyebrow, and sliced the orange into halves with a quick flick of his wrist, each half going one side of his head.

"Damn.", Aleksandros muttered.

The assassin moved quickly now, his first blade meeting Aleksandros's, the second licking his leather tunic, leaving a long gash in it. The blade had only just missed his skin - and he hadn't even seen it.

"You're very good, aren't you?", he said, parrying another attack desperately.

"Yes.", the assassin said, his blades driving down towards Aleksandros's face, pushing him backwards, so that he was almost against the wall.

The man was fast! Not fast in the way he, or the captain were - fast in the way a cobra was. He only got the slightest hint of movement before the blades came crashing down, before the man darted to one side of him or the other - no man should be able to move so fast.

His swung his blade heavily at the man's face, and the assassin instinctively brought his smaller blade up to block it. The small blade snapped, and Aleksandros's sword left a deep cut on his cheek.

"Nikolas, Nikolas, Nikolas.", the assassin said chidingly. "You've gotten worse, haven't you."

"Talking to yourself?", Aleksandros asked, aiming at the man's legs.

"Yes, actually. It's certainly more stimulating than talking to you."

The broken blade sped towards Aleksandros's face, and he dodged out of the way, the assassin's other blade nicking his leg.

He took a few steps back, and they circled each other - both looking for an oppurtunity. It was then the sound of hoofbeats came across the stone-paved road, galloping horses - and many.

"Sulei!", Aleksandros shouted, as he saw the rider. One of the.. well, nine of them left, now. Behind him were three others.

Nikolas snorted. "Well, it appears you've escaped today, Aleksandros. Although you're not much of a fighter."

"What?!"

Nikolas leapt up onto a balcony, hauling himself up with ease. Aleksandros ran after him, hacking at him with his sword - and suddenly Nikolas's broken dagger protruded from his eye.

He fell to the ground, Sulei picking him up, and Alexios as well - and riding off. Nine of them, now. Two badly wounded. Sulei chuckled. Who would've thought there was a man good enough to defeat Aleksandros? He was even better than Alexios when it came to swordsmanship, and God knew that the Captain was equal to ten ordinary men.
 
This somehow reminds me of scenes from the early Byzantine's Khan by Amric (I've only read the first third of it :eek:o, never had enough time to finish it :(). Which actually is good, because BK is by far the best AAR of this kind I've read - and yours definitely isn't worse :).
I hate assassins. I mean, I hate when they are against the main character of the story. They're always better, damnit.
 
Emperor_krk: It's not as if I was going through Byzantine's Khan again, and reread the awesome, awesome assassin sections, and decided it'd be cool to have an assassin of my own. No siree. Seriously, though, Byzantine's Khan is a lot better than this. I only really decided to do a Byzantine AAR after reading BK, so.. yeah.

And.. I'd update, but apparently either I fell asleep at the keyboard and dreamt I wrote one, or the internet ate my post. Considering how damn tired I am right now, option A seems more likely.
 
"And we can see here that the Empire's expansions from 1501 to 1520 were unhindered, despite the fact that no less than four seperate Emperors were reigning at the same time during that period of time. It was not until the Peace of Venice that the issue of the Emperorship was resolved, and the new rule of the Senate was resolved. Although the switch from the Imperial style of rule to the Senatorial one had the chance to destroy the Empire, it did not. And the reasoning for this was quite simple."

The voice droned on. Normally, I wouldn't have been quite so bored by a lesson. But I'd studied this in-depth a few days ago, and knew it all.

"It was quite strange that another great period of expansion was undertaken in this time. Hungary, Lithuania, and Poland all assumed that the Byzantine Empire at this time was weak and unable to prosecute wars, yet nothing could've been further from the truth. Emperor Ekrem, who held Constantinople and Turkey, was the most powerful of the four Emperors, and the only one crowned in Constantinople."

"The second Emperor, Pekros, ruled the islands of the Empire, as well as accepting vassalage from Naples. He held Morea, and had enough troops to prevent its capture by Ekrem or Alexios, the first of whom had the greatest army, and the second of whom ruled Greece, and the Empire's Balkan territories, up to Dalmatia."

"Alexios was a fairly powerful contender for the throne, and Ekrem was unable to ferry enough troops across to crush Alexios, as Pekros continually took the Bosphorus, and laid siege to Turkey when he did, forcing him to come back and save his Turkish provinces."

Baker took a breath. He was tired by this, as well. But we had to get through all the course material. "And lastly, the Venetian rebellion, while not strictly contending for the position of Emperor, declared their neutrality, and their allegiance to the victor who would take the throne. This was not taken well by Emperor Ekrem, who had been relying on Venetian power to help him crush Alexios."

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He smiled. "For six years, the war was not fought, as outsiders assumed. With four contenders, Alexios could not safely move against Ekrem without fear of the Venetians deciding to 'liberate' his lands, Ekrem could not move against Alexios without attacks by Pekros, the Venetians were under threat by both Pekros and Alexios - and Pekros himself had not the army to challenge any other of the four contenders for the throne."

"It was in 1507 the war changed. Alexios led a force of some thirty thousand infantry to the City, and led a daring attack, overwhelming the defenders, and placing his meager fleet in the Bosphorus long enough to prevent Ekrem reinforcing the City. Although the Emperor himself had long since moved his capital to Anatolia, like the Ottoman Sultans of old, the blow was still immense to Ekrem's prestige. The treasury was emptied, and moved back to Alexios's stronghold in Macedonia. This allowed him to hold off a Venetian thrust, and gave him the advantage. however, Pekros, realizing this, decided to strike a blow against him, and, his fleet, battle-weary from holding off Ekrem's ships, were sunk in their entire by Pekros's galleys. This left Alexios with no means of invading Turkey, and a standoff evolved. Pekros now chose to strike at Alexios's convoys, and, in the same time, annexed the state of Naples, as they agreed to aid him in his question for Emperorship."

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"Only thirteen years of this devastating war remained, yet the worst was yet to come.."
 
Civil war? Interesting.
 
Ah, the Romans sure did love their civil wars.
 
Well, this AAR has come to a premature and sticky end. I will, however, guide you through the second collapse of the Roman Empire.

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The Roman Empire, 1520. By 1520, the Roman Empire had reached an unparallelled age of might and power. In victory points, it ruled the map easily. It was the most advanced military, and had a navy large enough to dwarf its next two competitors combine twice over. The Roman Empire of old had ruled more lands - but even the Roman Empire of old could not have challenged Austria, France, and Spain all at once - marching through all three lands, victorious always, wresting away many of their own lands from them. It was when the march for America began that, too, the problems began.

Having acquired maps from Spain's captured ships, the Empire decided, as the war was nearly won at home, to dispatch around sixty thousand men, as well as enough warships to take them all to the Americas, and take the Spanish colonies there for their own. After all, if Byzantium had an Empire in Europe, should she not have one outside of Europe? At the time, I was slaughtering the Spain-France-Austria trio (although they were in seperate alliances, admittedly), and I decided that a minor fifty thousand men could be very easily spared. If it meant that I acquired the European colonies, I'd REALLY start getting some cashflow.

Indeed, this strategy worked rather well, although there were a LOT of extra-European colonies, far more than I'd normally expect in the 1500s. I went without European lands (apart from a few Austrian ones), and took the New World as my own. I had seventy-five thousand men stationed there at the height of my power. This was to prove my downfall.

By 1532, the Empire looked like this.

I could not be stopped now. I was invincible. No nation in the game - or any coalition of nations could challenge my might. Minors fell beneath my baneful glare like leaves before an immensely fat man farting. My armies were measured in the hundreds of thousands, and wherever there was land, the Byzantine Empire found purchase. I even managed to take some one thousand five hundred ducats from China in a punitive money-war. Admittedly, I'd staged the thing to see how my power projection was. Force-vassalizing minor states along the way, I could have easily taken most of China for myself if I'd wanted to. Of course, my stability sat at 0, and often wavered below, so I figured I'd keep another religion out of my glorious Empire.

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It was in 154-something that the rebellion took place. I had around four hundred thousand men under arms at the time. Around fifty thousand of those were in the colonies, another hundred thousand were overseas overseeing my vassal states, and enforcing the glorious rule of Rome.

Civil war. Civil. Fucking. War. Now, normally I could have dealt with this. Here's the deal, though. Out of around two hundred thousand European troops, eight thousand stayed loyal to the Empire. And not only that, but I refused to build fortresses - I preferred not to have to spend too much effort retaking the things when invested by rebels.

It was in 1550 that the independence event triggered. I managed to hold onto most of my colonies - and my vassals, naturally, but in 1550, the Empire looked like this.

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It was then that the BB wars began. Earlier-on, my empire was vast. Powerful. Advanced. Any BB-warring nation was simply crushed beneath my vast bootheel of Roman power and glory. Now, I was forced to disband foreign troops in order to have enough money to reclaim the mainland. My territories in the Americas were the first things to go. I lost almost all of them in a war with Spain, and the remainder to England soon after. I figured it a small price for getting half the majors off my back for a few years, and giving me the oppurtunity to expand.

By 1566, though, things didn't look much better. The Mamluks had come screaming back, taking back everything I'd taken from them, with two successive wars. Considering I'd sunk a large amount of money converting those provinces, and making them useful, that wasn't such a good thing.

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Note: Here's a map in 1569. Some new powers had arisen. Like the Austrians. And the Polish. MY GOD THE POLISH!

(Well, the map is apparently not uploading. Suffice it to say that the Poles now own Lithuania, half of Austria, a third of Sweden, and half of Muscovy.)

And lastly, in 1575, the jig was up. I was at war with the Austrians, Poles, England, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Papal States, Ottoman Empire, Mamluks, Muscovians, Swedes, Danes, Norwegians, Scots, Sicilians, Aragonians, Dalmatians, Serbians, Venetians, Golden Horders, Chinese, Vietnamese, Mughals, Persians, Delhians, Hollanders, Brittaniers, Irish, Wallachians, Moldovians, Kretans, the Knights, the Teutons, the Genoaese, Emilians, Corsicans, Ukranians, Aztecs, Nubians, Mesopotanians, Adenese, the Kaliphate, Nippon, Ayutthayaians, the Iroquios, and, last, and probably least, the Mantuans.

..at least, that's who I remember being at war with me. I'm fairly sure there was more than those few.

At this point in time, my Empire looked almost as it had done around 1419. Two provinces. Thrace and Smyrna. My war exhaustion was too high to count on two hands, and I could recruit a maximum of ONE THOUSAND troops from Thrace. Oh, and I had three outstanding loans. I figured another glorious revival wasn't forthcoming, and left the game at that.

It had been a good run. I've never, ever done so well as the Byzantine Empire as I did then.

Just let this be a lesson to you, kiddies. Never, ever, let your BB reach the 425 mark. It can be potentially dangerous to you when your Empire collapses of civil war.