The Eurasian Theaters
Harry Truman was nervous. Denver had become the target of several bombing runs by the Red Airforce, and to top it all off, the man who was going to be briefing him on the current situation in Europe, Turkey, and Korea was not a good friend to say the least.
In he walked, smoking a pipe: Douglas MacArthur.
MacArthur: Harry! Long time no see you son of a-
Truman: Shut up! Don't you talk to your President in such a manor!
MacArthur: Bite me.
Truman: Just give me the report on Germany...
MacArthur: Or what? You'll fire me again? Relax, I'm kidding.
MacArthur pulls out a map of Germany and puts it on the wall.
MacArthur: Red is commies, blue is the good ol' US of A, and pink is the Brits.
Truman: Red Russians? Very fitting.
MacArthur: Shut up Truman. I mean "Mr. President"
Truman: Where the hell are the British?
MacArthur Well they have a whole
14 divisions in Austria.
Truman: Yay....
MacArthur: Next up, Turkey.
Truman: I'm surprised, I didn't expect an invasion of Turkey.
MacArthur: I did, in fact I predicted it to the press 2 months ago if I recall correctly.
Truman: Shut up and show Korea.
MacArthur:Okay, but I warn you, it's not pretty.
MacArthur: As you can see, it isn't looking good at all.
Truman: What happened?!
MacArthur: Not sure, but the fact that you pulled the majority of our divisions out of Korea probably didn't help the situation. Remember when I was in command in Korea? We were winning.
Truman: If you had gotten your way there would have been a Third World War!
MacArthur: Yeah...because we really avoided that.
Truman: Anyway, onto more important matters. I assume you and Mr. Zhukov will be....
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This the first of hopefully several Truman-MacArthur comedic relief gameplay updates.
Unless you readers don't like them, in which case I will not write anymore like this,
but more importantly, the Zhukov Cliffhanger continues! Will Zhukov defect? Is he a spy?
Or is Truman just screwing with you?