you've really exposed the dark side of hitler what with this secret diary and all. i thought he'd be more artsy fartsy, not all obsessive with jews and such.
May 15th, 1936:
Oh the wildflowers were wonderful today, Goebbels and I took a hearty jaunt up into the bavarian alps, the smells made me feel so good about myself. i wanted to make a water color about it all, especially after sunset, but i started to get cold, those leather shorts dont insulate much if you know what i mean, but goebby held me close and warmed me up. he's a great guy and im glad we met. goodnight diary, tomorrow we're off to the movies! i sure love movies!
u need to sex it up a bit. sex sells!
something like this:
December 24th, 1937:
Dear diary, damn, still havent had sex with eva. sometimes i think ill always be a virgin. we were pretty drunk at the xmas party and i tried to get close to her but shes so wack, whats up with that? then all of a sudden, shes like, totally on me and grinding on my crotch an shit. wazzup!
