I. Enter Robert 'Guiscard' of Hauteville
"Oh, goodie... It's my turn.”
Robert 'Guiscard' of Hauteville was the eldest son of Tancred of Hauteville by his second wife, Fressenda. Shortly after his well deserved succession, he befriended piety and piety befriended him. As he was related within dangerous degrees with his wife Albereda in the eyes of Christianity, he left her a note in their bedroom, moved to the next room and found Sichelgaita of Salerno, marrying her later on. Remember the count of Salerno in the prologue? Well, Sichelgaita or Sikelgaita to others (whichever) is the niece of the very count he fought with when he first stepped into Italy. The now Pope Nicholas II pleased by this action and for other, well, not-so-hidden political reasons (he was an outright enemy of the Holy Roman Emperor), invested Guiscard titles to Apulia, Calabria and even the predominantly Muslim Sicily. Guiscard, now "by the Grace of God and St Peter duke of Apulia and Calabria and, if either aid me, future lord of Sicily", vowed to uphold his titles and everything to maintain its cause.
"Future lord of Sicily? Yeah, good luck with that."
II. Hollow Alliances
By 1067 Konstantinos X, Emperor of Byzantine, fed up with what was Byzantine Italy, decided to stop all further efforts to regain foothold on the Italian peninsula and instead drastically sought alliance with Guiscard. Konstantinos X was, in fact, desperate to find allies against the warring Seljuk Turks and other Muslim armies in Asia.
"I am old and I am weak and so I am an old and weak Emperor. Please Turks, please shoo away and please give me a break."
Guiscard, who now concentrated on cementing his family's place in Italy and Sicily, was surprised but accepted the alliance without much thought. Guiscard, however, could not spare any time in helping the old beleaguered Emperor. An empty promise was what Guiscard gave to the Emperor and the Emperor could do nothing about it, he was now too busy fending off the Turks and the growing discontent among his vassals was showing its signs. The East Roman Empire was on its knees and to make matters worse, it was decaying from the inside.
Guiscard held some good amount of power by 1072 and that didn’t go unnoticed. Courtiers, ugly, loathsome faces they had when they came to Apulia for an audience went home pleased and prettier as each and everyone wanted Guiscard’s support and which he, without thought again, accepted. He would break each and every promise he made to the Duchess of Toscana, a personal one to Mihajlo Vojislavjevic, the Duke of Rashka and even one to Petar Kresimir the King of Croatia.
The King Petar of Croatia was a very cunning cute peanut of a rat, yes he was. Once he got Guiscard’s promise to lend his sword, he went to siege the castle of Rashka and after sending word to Guiscard, was waiting for his army to cross the Adriatic Sea to finish the deed. Luckily or unluckily for little Rashka (for Guiscard also promised him aid), Guiscard did not come. Surely, Mihajlo Vojislavjevic of Rashka was lucky to keep his castle at Ragusa but the rest of his dukedom was absorbed by King Kresimir, the rat. Both would wonder why Guiscard did not come.
“Why did he not come?”
“He did not come.”
All that while Guiscard was busy… Busy being a father. Awwwwe. So he isn’t that bad of a lord now is he? Until…
Guiscard wanted to become just like his father, to see his sons conquer other people’s lands. For his child Guy, there was a knight from Germania.
Damned medieval era scammers, that was a years worth of income. When they do it, they not only make sure you’re broke, they put you in the negative! Off with his head!