The Kingdom Something Something of Mecklenburg
CHAPTER13
[Location = In the Lüneburgian courthouse were Christian I continues telling the (futures)history lesson about Heinrich IV's dire times.]
So in the year of 1462 on the date of the 24 wednesday when the supposed dire times for Heinrich IV had to begin all seemed to be working so well...
Heinrich IV had just listened to his messenger speaking about that "we were not surprised to learn that Lüneburg had honorued our alliance" when he decided
(decided = played rock, paper and scissors) with the Lüneburgian king that it would be he that would be leading the siege of altmark...
Wery well... Heinrich IV thought, we could just go and take ruppin instead and just peace Brandenburg for that province and and when we will come home we'll just laugh in our allys face! After all, it was us The Emperor or so called King of Brandenburg that made us
electors with our so called good relation off -30 and war with him!
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But as you may have thought the wartorn Brandenburg with no provinces of its own made an secret pact with Christian I and wichever King/Quen that ruled Poland. This pact made it official that the war was over and that in peace tributes Lüneburg would have Altmark and in return Christian I would convince wichever Quen/King ruled Poland that they were worthy an white peace!
*link*
And can you believe it? we were left out!
Offcourse Heinrich II (king of Brandenburg) could not have accepted an peace offer from the guy he made an elector cause we had so good/bad relation for a lower valued province but instead had also to convince Pommerania that we had 200+ relations with that they had a
Claim to Our THRONE!
And offcourse, nearly everyone that we had good relations with just happened to be in Pommeranias alliance?!
*Link*
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Now the situation was that only I and Lithuania were left fighting Brandenburg and...
(1 second after that word was pronounced...)
A royal messenger from Brandenburg entered the room...
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"Brandenburgian Messenger"
HA! HA!
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Just as fast as he said those words he was gone again and the only things he left was;
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a paper lying in the place were the messenger stood saying "Lithuania has made peace with Brandenburg for the succesion of The Emperors most northern province"
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How the hell he could know about all of this as it hasent happened yet?
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Now as everyone had realized by very complicated matemathic calculations that all of this things that the Littlerobot/man had said was true, one second before hell broke lose of super paranoid Lüneburgians and Court Advisors there was an knock on the door...
*knock knock*
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*knock* *knock* *knock*
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"an member of the Lüneburgian court opened the door"
"and out of the door an wery wet Mecklenburgian messenger entered the door complaining to him slef over all this rain that obiusly the assembled crowd didnt know a shit about cause the supiciunes of their faces."
The messenger started to say...
"Mecklenburgian Messenger" Please be quiet! Don't you think i know by myself what i will say?!
Ok, continue
"Mecklenburgian Messenger" Good, The glourius king Heinrich IV has called all of his allys to join him the the war against the unholy Holy Roman Emperor!
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"Mecklenburgian Messenger" WAR.
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"Mecklenburgian Messenger" Against brandenburg.
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"Mecklenburgian Messenger" Come ON!
"Christian I" Well, by the raports there is an doubling in size in for us so what are we waiting for!
"The assembled crowd off Advisors" WAAAR!!!!
