The Lesbos Empire: An attempted Lesbos WC AAR

[Prufrock451]

Pish tosh! Lesbians come from Lesbos. Nothing wrong with that.

I look forward to the ruthless advance of the Lesbian cause!

You know that, as leader of the Lesbians, you will have to undertake a long struggle to remove your people from under the yoke of the Patriarch.

 

[unmerged(6607)]

Prufrock, if *your* tongue was any farther in your cheek in that post, you'd swallow it.

Now, back to the Lesbians.

er.

wait a minute...

 

[unmerged(11366)]

Nice start to the tale.

I changed to title a little to avoid possibly offending anybody. I wish the Lesbos Empire a long and happy life!

But what about the people who are offended that you did change the title...

*ducks*

What does the Lesbian Guard do to its enemies in combat? Simple: kill the men and children...never mind.

:wacko:

 

[SecondReich]

There has to be an Elite Imperial Lesbian Guard. If there is not...I will be very angry.

 

[Lord Durham]

But what about the people who are offended that you did change the title...

*ducks*

What does the Lesbian Guard do to its enemies in combat? Simple: kill the men and children...never mind.

:wacko:

OK. Enough talk about why the title was changed. Mod decisions are made for a reason. Any further posts on the topic will be deleted. The story posts themselves have not been changed. Now, on with the AAR before this turns into a spamfest.

 

[SecondReich]

OK. Enough talk about why the title was changed. Mod decisions are made for a reason. Any further posts on the topic will be deleted. The story posts themselves have not been changed. Now, on with the AAR before this turns into a spamfest.

Wow, talk about a thread ruiner.

 

[Allenby]

I think the more testosterone charged folk around these parts will demand more informative screenshots.....

 

[unmerged(1047)]

Despite all the spam, it does seem to have the makings of a fun story.....

One question - do you plan on trying to claim the Imperial throne at some point? Or are you just taking whatever opportunities present themselves?

 

[unmerged(33638)]

I think a Lesbian Emperor that reclaims the glory of Rome for the Lesbians is a must.
Excellent start to an AAR.
Most random posts for an AAR ever :rofl:

 

[BlkbrryTheGreat]

How about a screenshot of the Lesbian army in "action"? :rofl:

 

[unmerged(20798)]

Sorry to be a party pooper, but i really think the adjective for a native of Lesbos is, in fact, Lesbosian


----------ducks and runs away--------------------

 

[Dimes]

Sorry to be a party pooper, but i really think the adjective for a native of Lesbos is, in fact, Lesbosian


----------ducks and runs away--------------------

Seems the different dictionaries don't quite agree on which version to use

http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861696247/Lesbian.html

"Les·bi·an
noun
somebody from Lesbos: somebody who was born or raised on the Greek island of Lesbos"

http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Lesbos

"In modern Greek, the island's name is Lesvos and its inhabitants are Lesvonians (rather than Lesbians), or Lesviots."

 

[unmerged(29305)]

Great! :rofl:

 

[Fireblade]

Well, since obviously my old savefile for this is gone, thanks to the new patches..

Anyone want to see me do a one-shot Lesbian WC AAR, Alexander the Great style?

 

[Earl Uhtred]

Anyone want to see me do a one-shot Lesbian WC AAR, Alexander the Great style?

Go for it. Lesbians attack!

 

[unmerged(5664)]

Do it Fireblade.

 

[SecondReich]

Lesbian World Conquest. I wish.