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"Good" (Kinslayer, Dishonourable, Wroth, Cruel, Just murdered his wife)
"The Good at Murdering People but Bad at Covering His Tracks Like The Rest Of Us", shortened down when they looked at the parchment/ink costs, obviously
 
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wat.
Also, thats the "Broken Spirit" modifier.
 
Batu had no sons, so his most prestigious courtier inherited, I guess. Well, his spirit shouldn't be broken much longer, as he can create Armenia!
 
This happens way too often. Is it a bug?

I figure it actually happened like so:

Pope: So...you've become great emperor over Hispania and created something of a major threat to Christianity in Europe.

Emperor: That I have. Soon Rome itself will fall to my armies and all the world shall tremble before my might.

Pope: I couldn't convince you to convert, could I?

Emperor: Convert?! Are you mad?! I've beaten back your pitiful armies and stand ready to invade the land of the franks!

Pope: I'll let you try on my hat.

Emperor: ...the pope hat?

Pope: The pope hat.

Emperor: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Now gimme that hat!
 
I figure it actually happened like so:

Pope: So...you've become great emperor over Hispania and created something of a major threat to Christianity in Europe.

Emperor: That I have. Soon Rome itself will fall to my armies and all the world shall tremble before my might.

Pope: I couldn't convince you to convert, could I?

Emperor: Convert?! Are you mad?! I've beaten back your pitiful armies and stand ready to invade the land of the franks!

Pope: I'll let you try on my hat.

Emperor: ...the pope hat?

Pope: The pope hat.

Emperor: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Now gimme that hat!

That is the most hilarious thing I have read in days
 
My gay king getting pregnant. First man ever to bear a child!

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And he actually got pregnant. Wow, I can't believe this. That man (although I doubt his manhood now) is going to become an Emperor (Empress?) of Britannia. I guess I'll abandon this particular game after getting the achievement.

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No wonder it was difficult! Gosh, the game is ruined anyway. Firstborn male child kept the dynasty of the king's wife while it was a regular marriage (his affair with another man wasn't discovered). No heir of my dynasty, GG.

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Yeah, the good old cuckoo event happening.
Already reported as a bug like 2 weeks ago for 2.2 URWO.

At least in my case it happened to a pair of lesbians, so considering the state of mind they had in those days, it actually makes pretty good sense in my case. Because, you know, back in those days they believed that women could ejaculate sperm (which a monk or inquisitor put into writing... concerning the virgin mary and the holy spirit). Think the ancient greeks did as well, sorta.
 
god, this game is so over my head...

So, I'm a muslim king.
In an another empire, there is another muslim king without any sons, his heir is his emperor.
I married his daughter, had a son, but the heir is still the emperor, not the dude's grandson.
I thought agnatic open means grandsons can inherit too.

Should I give the kid some lands? Would that make him the heir?

oh crap, I thought I posted this in the quick qeustions topic, sorry...