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Russia

trigger events between 38 and 45,plz
podkarpie (?) from oe to russia
- 4 bb for defected provinces...

if you need more details, i will add them later...prov and event numbers...dont have eu2 on this comp!

thx :)
 
Ontime-Cookie: Deflation

please.
 
ontime - bb reduction

Core: 369;Steiermark

AAR soon to come.
 
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sid be specific because now i have to find the map and find an id:p and you know im lazy
 
I beleive I can sub the whole session tomorrow :p

(if you need me that is, I like to tell in advance...)

[EDIT] wrong thread .. :p
 
havent found which prov i want, ill fill it when soon.
 
The Rise of the House of Brandenburg: 1539-1569



At first glance Brandenburg's fortuned could not have been better, the Swedish threat diminished through clever diplomacy, a weakened France in the Spanish-Franco wars while frightening for Joachim in regards to the upset to the balance of power at the very least secured the bank of the Rhine in the near future.

Brandenburg's economy was good, its Elector strong willed, and its fortunes bright. But then came the wars of Bavarian succession, Bavaria's King died and as per treaty he realm was to be joined to Brandenburg via treaty but the Habsurgs citing an old 14th law contested this and declared war.

Brandenburg under a regency council foolishly sided with Austria and Prussia and soon a bitter war engulfed Deutschland and the two alliances struggled for control.

Now longer burdened with payments to foreign treasuries Brandenburg could fight with tis full strength and first the Bavarians and then the Austrians were defeated by force of arms, defeated, their will crushed and no king to lead them Bavaria surrendered and became Brandenburg's vassal.

In the meantime Austria and Brandenburg continued their bitter struggle over who would be the leading force in Germany. But Austria's goal was long sine crushed before they even joined battle and the war was over when Austria's principle forts were finally seized and Vienna captured.

Faced with defeat the Austrians gave in and ceded vital territory to Brandenburg whilst barely avoiding vassalage once again.

The wars of Bavarian succession over it is time to rebuild the German provinces and bring back prosperity to the people who call the land between the Memel and the Welt their home.

AAR rewards BB reduction. failing that deflation.
 
SPain AAR 15something to about 30 years later

I thought this time, it took a song to capture the spirit of the session, so it goes a little something like this.


The diabolical Genius
Carlos the number one
Was making a grand awesome plan
To dominate everyone

He was rolling out the big guns
He was cranking out the ships
He was in the lead in teching speed
His his hands upon his hips, he said! (in of course, a Spanish accent)

"I am here...
"To conquer all you bastards
"I am gonna dominate
"And annex you even faster
"Than the pagan tribes, with their wooden knives
"They headed to disaster
"And that'll be you, when you get run through, for messing with the master"


And he sent his men
To the various borders
With bottles of gin
And explicit orders

To cross those borders
And be river forders
Swim if you have to
Bring lots of porters

Oh the spoils, will be sweet
We're gonna wreck em, and take a treat
All their gold will be ours with the power of Mars
We simply can't be beat!

Because I am here
To conquer all you bastards
I am gonna dominate
And annex you even faster
Than the pagan tribes, with their wooden knives
They headed to disaster
And that'll be you, when you get run through, for messing with the master


France and Venice were totally fucked
Their armies tried, but they totally sucked
And the women cried, and the men died
They even considered suicide

England thought they were exempt
But they were just below my contempt
And the Ottomans might be far away
But rest assured, they'll have their day

And though Brandenburg is just a turd
It doesn't mean it can't flush
And the Swedish meatballs in the north
Will definitely be rushed

What about Russia, when will they get, the turn they so desire?
I'll tell you when
It's whenever I choose,
To set their house on fire!

Oh!
I am here
To conquer all you bastards
I am gonna dominate
And annex you even faster
Than the pagan tribes, with their wooden knives
They headed to disaster
And that'll be you, when you get run through, for messing with the master

Chorus (x2)




If anyone knows a good tune to go with the lyrics, that would be handy :p.
 
classic:D
 
not classic, epic :D
 
for russia, the details if needed:

events 3404, 3405 and 3410 need to be retriggered, because russia was ghosted 1539-1544(?)

province 1949 needs to edited to russia from the oe

and the bb should be reduced bei 4 points, because of defected provinces

thx
 
really fun session :D first expanded the trading empire A LOT, at least 5 merchants in every CoT I could see. Then starting to build up a navy from scratch (omg how could you neglect this)exploring my way around Africa and expanding colonies in NA.

Then getting DoWed at a bad time by Spain (I knew it was coming but 1 more year and you'd meet 800 ships instead... and a bigger army with more cav)

a tough war but then we gained naval supremacy and finally kicked out Spain of GB and from now they can't stab hit us. Still in france it's getting worse but not too bad because 50 k of my finest men are coming from the north and sid must have the land power to maintain somewhat of a status quo ^^

I really hope I can sub the first hours next time to ^^
 
The German Navy shall fight side by side for Freedom!
 
The Rise of the House of Brandenburg: 1569-1590
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With the badboy wars finally over and done with, it was time to focus on other matters. For Brandenburg, the 4 most important things now to be prioritized where:

A) The reconstruction of Post Bavarian war Brandenburg

B) The Raising of a new standing army.

C) the expansion of German holdings in Kanada.

D) The reshuffling of Brandenburg's foreign policy to secure Brandenburg's infuence with Germany.

With the war exhaustion passing away it was relatively easy to rebuild the infastructure of Germany, minting new currency helped Brandenburg manage its debts as it borrowed heavily from English and Jewish bankers to pay for the various provincial improvements, and granted monopolies on the North American fur trade and encouraged colonization to speed up its returns from the colonial investment, rushes of colonists helped out.





Europe as of 1569.


Kanada was expanded, trees cleared, and forts built, nearly all of Neu Deutschland was firmly consolidated under Brandenburgian control.

Military reforms were enacted and considerable monies invested, rasing a whole new 250,000 man army considerably useful once the Final Austro-Brandenburg war broke out when they refused to pay war reparations of 1575, crushed once and for all and firmly vassalized to Berlin.

The Diplomatic front say some considerable changes as another Franco-Venetian-Spanish war broke out, with them losing Brandenburg broke its long standing good relations with Spain and sent an 70,000 Expeditionary force to Northern Italy, it marched for 50 miles through Italy and fought one minor battle before victory was declared and peace signed, coincidently when Venice surrendered.

France had 3 months prior also collapsed losing much of southern France to Spanish dominion, in a calculated move to preserve the balance of power, an alliance was signed between England, Brandenburg, and France in the agreement to defend each other from naked Spanish aggression. (Clothed aggression being another matter)






A rought idea of the borders.



The battlefield at the start of the war.

Now for an analysis of the war.

On November 22, 1585 Spain declared war upon England, England of course called n its allies, being France and Brandenburg with quiet support from Russia.

Did Spain expect his allies to honor they're agreement? Did the Spanish care? Well let us look at the facts.

The Coalition has a combined income of 7000, impressive but Spain has on its own, six thousand income, income which it can direct at anyone one target while the coalition can only clumsily direct at Spain.

Spain also has a total available manpower of 225,000, Brandenburg has 190,000, england with 55,000, 166,000 France has.

A grand total of 411,000 manpower versus 225,000.

Comparitevly, while Spain lacks the manpower to effectively overwhelm the coalition, its sheer size, income, and the military genius of Farnese so far have given Spain a considerable advantage which they have used well.

On the other hand their is hope, Spain while having a considerable and daunting army of 500,000 men, the Coalition has with Brandenburg, France, and England: 160,000, 150,000, and 130,000 respectively a grand total of 440,000 men with Spain having to manage an eigth of the globe with that army the prospects while dim, isn't hopeless as Brandenburg has yet to throw its full economy into the war (being busy mopping up rebels and investing instability), the Ottoman Turks also look like they will re enter the war and with domination of the seas wrested from Spain England is safe, liberated and can safely transport its forces onto the continent to join forces with the Franco-German armies.



As we can see at the start of the war this "first phase" saw much fighting in France and a Spanish invasion of England, with France concentrating on Spain's holdings in France and sending its navy to engage the Spaniards along with the Royal Navy and the Token force provided by Brandenburg.

With open hostilities begun, Brandenburg send 60,000 men into the low lands to deal with French rebels in Calais and to prepare for the crossing of the English Channel. Another Army under Volyniak a good general commaded an army of 70,000 men and headed south to the province of Laundredoc.

The army commanded by kato with the coming of 150 cannons crossed the channel and stormed Spain besieged Edinburg, the move catching the Spanish forces off guard and were promptely routed.

The BREF (Brandenburg Expeditionary Force) chased the Spaniards from Northern England, got checked by Farnese in the battle of York but defeated his Leutenant in the 2nd battle of Coventry and proceeded with the British army chased the Spaniard down southern England to the coast of Dover where the Spanish reembarked for France leaving England to its own devices.

With England's hard won independence secured Kato set sail for Framce.

Mean while with these maneuvers happening at the same time, Volyniak's army marched south secured Landredoc, and south to distract the Spanish from its offensive north by striking at its supply lines, the Spanish were prepared for this and bush them out of Spain and with the return of Farnese chased the Germans northwards wiped out nearly the entire core of the French army in the Battle of Orleans, turned on the approching Brandenburgian reinforcements smashing them and sent them reeling towards Switzerland.

Farnese with most opposition destoryed laid siege to Paris, an attempt by King Johann to relieve the beleaguered fortress city failed with heavy casualties but the Brandenburg army is still intact and heavy fighting is still under way, the war for a while yet is not over.



Pahse 2 of the war with Volyniak's retreat in th south but Kato's successes in the north, and the beginning of English aid in normandy.
 
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Good AAR Sid. A little one-sided as far as recounting battles and the war and such, but pretty entertaining.
 
AAR reward for both weeks: Money

Ontime Reward: 2 scaled state gists, plus another 2 scaled state gifts!

Core: 369;Steiermark

Since I didnt get my core last week Ill also request: Bastatt(Baden 373)