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Mirabeau checked his stomach again. His pains earlier in the year had indeed been dysentery, but with enough rest and the right diet, Mirabeau slowly recovered. He knew that many who caught the disease did not survive, so he thanked God for his miraculous survival for a week after the last symptoms finally went away. Both Josie and Ada were pleased to see him endure.

His survival is most fortunate indeed. I'd hate to be the guy who'd have to put "peperony and chease" on his tombstone.

...That aside:

It's good to get a closer look at the Lamar clan's relationships, and through it a lens into the wider world. I get the sense that the Kings of Rio Grande will be major players in regional affairs and exert their influence on the Metroplex for years, even if indirectly.

Also: I just know Harold is up to no good. Someone with a chip on his shoulder like that isn't one to sit idle, especially if he doesn't know enough to know better than to meddle in things he doesn't understand. (...Or, well, maybe he is that sort of person, with that Slothful trait and all. Time will tell, I guess.)
 
Now that punch felt good.
 
His survival is most fortunate indeed. I'd hate to be the guy who'd have to put "peperony and chease" on his tombstone.

...That aside:

It's good to get a closer look at the Lamar clan's relationships, and through it a lens into the wider world. I get the sense that the Kings of Rio Grande will be major players in regional affairs and exert their influence on the Metroplex for years, even if indirectly.

Also: I just know Harold is up to no good. Someone with a chip on his shoulder like that isn't one to sit idle, especially if he doesn't know enough to know better than to meddle in things he doesn't understand. (...Or, well, maybe he is that sort of person, with that Slothful trait and all. Time will tell, I guess.)

Now that punch felt good.

Yeah Harold isn't exactly the favorite sibling, or family member for that matter. I'm considering condemning him to a life of bishophood if he keeps plotting against me...
 
Hospital of DeBakey, Houston, Duchy of the Aggies, February 2704

Before the Event, Houston was renowned as one of the leading medical centers of old America. Doctors, nurses, and patients from the many states would flock here for the latest treatments, surgeries, and medications. Now, the advanced treatments were lost to time, but the city maintained a medical neighborhood, which strived to maintain the best possible care for these dark days. It was here that Duchess Beth sought to give birth to her third child.

Beth Zanco wasn't expected to rule the Aggies, that would be her brother. That brother died under suspicious circumstances, however, And Beth and her younger sister Clementine were alloted various lands and titles in southeast Texas. Beth's husband was heir to one of the duchies in what was once Arkansas, so many saw this as disrupting the balance of power in the region. Some even accused Beth's husband of being behind the murder, plotting to double his son's inheritance.

Mirabeau Lamar thought it was bullshit. The boy had died of a nasty ailment, like too many people these days. But he was concerned about powerful hostile neighbors, so accepted an invitation to attend the birth of Beth's next child and attend the baptism and all that.

Most of the week had been spent visiting various locals of importance: the mayor of Houston, the overseer of the Twelfth Men division that watched the border between College Station and Waco, ranchers who supplied beef to the rest of the Texan realms. Commerce and trade may have been boring subjects on most days, but they were the lifeblood of any strong realm, and Mirabeau did his best to show interest, try as he might not to.

When it came to Clementine, however, he was much more interested.

Clementine was almost thirty, a few years younger than Mirabeau himself. In his youth, he'd been taken to College Station to meet her, during the days his grandfather had explored alliances with neighboring realms. Ultimately he'd been married to Ada of the Comanche, but he and Clementine had gotten off well and wrote each other monthly, a rarity in these days. They met in person a few times as well, when local fairs took place in Waco or Bryan. Mirabeau had always found her attractive and a good penpal, though he had no idea of what she truly thought of him. She'd been shipped off to Sequoyah as the second wife of the Cherokee ruler, giving him several spare heirs before his death. Now, she ruled Harris County as her private estate.

Clementine had dark black hair and a complexion that wasn't fair, but not tan at the same time. They'd managed to get a private moment after Beth made a public announcement to the local nobles and visiting dignitaries. "She's quite full of herself, isn't she?" Mirabeau asked. The rivalry between Clementine and her older sister was an open secret. Come to think of it, none of Beth's sisters liked her.

"All a front," Clementine replied with a snort. "She's quite dreary and stubborn behind the scenes, and I see a lot of that." She looked Mirabeau dead in the eye. "Don't tell me you're like that too."

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"Depends, mostly. Do I want to piss off the important ambassador amusing myself with a quirk or do I want him to vouch for me in the next few years? Decisions, decisions."

Clementine smiled back at him and played with her hair a bit. "There's a good saloon not too far from here. Willy's Pub, it's called. They have their weekly mixer and karaoke night tonight, and I'd love if you'd joined me."

"This isn't some sort of trick to get me to do something stupid, right?"

"Of course not, silly. Unless you want it to be."

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---

The bar itself was a nice hole in the wall, a favorite among the students of Rice University located not too far away. A number of rowdy medical students were in the booth next to Mirabeau and Clementine, who were enjoying a few drinks to themselves.

"So, three kids in Oklahoma?" Mirabeau asked, a bit tipsy from the imported tequila shots.

"Yes, and I try my best to write to them when I can. It's hard though, being sandwiched between the expectations my older sister forces on me and the inevitable new husband I'll have to take."

"Whos' the lucky man?"

"The count of Matagorda Bay, and he's not lucky. He's a fifteen year old brat with little experience in anything really."

Mirabeau considered a suggestive joke, but let it aside for now. "So this place is supposed to resemble a college bar from before the Event?"

"Supposedly." Clementine took a sip from her cup and noticed the dance hall of the bar had begun to heat up. The music was a tune from before the Event but it was catchy and had a good vibe. "Wanna dance?"

"Should I?"

"A little fun won't kill you, my lord duke." She made a mock bow and got up, inviting Mirabeau with her eyes to join her.

After a moment, he did. She looked great dancing solo, with none of the other people caring that she was technically their local ruler. Together they danced the night away, for the most part, worrying not about their public personas of rulers, for that came a different day.

---

Indeed that day came. It was the next morning, with the two of them in bed. Apparently they'd had too much to drink and one thing led to another. Though Mirabeau regretted nothing.

He woke up with her in his arms, no doubt after a wild night. He softly nuzzled her head and said, "Wake wake. Looks like you and I have a lot to figure out."

Clementine rubbed the grit out of her eyes, cursed a bit, and immediately got up, walking and pacing. "What did I do... oh that's right. We began making out after the club, then I invited you to my place, and..."

"No harm done," Mirabeau said. "It was just one night of fun, and you and I both know we can forget all about it if we want to."

"I know you, Mirabeau. And I suspect that neither of us will be satisfied with just 'one night', as you say." She sat on the side of the bed, opposite of Mirabeau, and brushed her hair a bit. "But you don't live in Houston, you live in Fort Worth. I wouldn't have to worry about you snooping all the time..."

"Long distance lovers?"

"If you want to call it that, perhaps. That would work: I wouldn't see you constantly, but enough for us to satisfy our needs."

"I woke up figuring I'd have just one night with you and I'd be happy with that. I suppose not." He tried to kiss her by she turned away.

"Not now, idiot. We have things to attend today and you need to slip out first so that no one sees."

"Fine, but I'm going to invite you to the next Waco fair and I'd expect you take a visit in your spare time."

"Whatever."

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Taking fun where they both can find it.
 
Mirabeau has a wandering eye, it seems ;)

Hopefully Duke Lamar won't get caught up in the fallout should the sisters' feuding take a more lethal turn. As they say, hell hath no fury...

Funny thing: Clementine's actually the head of a faction to dispose Bella and put herself in charge of the Aggies. I don't think I could support in a war, but if it happens I'll be sure to make a generous donation.
 
As someone from this area (and as someone who likes good AARs), I'm loving this AAR. I demand a price for my continued loyalties, however: a scene at the Rothko Chapel, if and when you do take Houston.

Why didn't I think of the Rothko Chapel! Now that you mention it, that could make a great location for a coronation. Though my first idea was at the San Jacinto Monument or in Austin.
 
As someone with Texan blood, I'm enjoying this as well. Good to see another AtE AAR. Also, you had me at the scene with Texas BBQ.
 
The Kimbell, November 2704

Life could be boring sometimes.

For Mirabeau Lamar, supposed descendant of the second President of Texas, it came and went. After the night with Clementine, he'd returned to his home after completing all the duties he needed to do. The summer was spent monitoring the various neighboring realms: a Louisiana incursion to the north there, a Comanche revolt and attack on Atomists there. He also enjoyed the fruits of relative peace domestically: record tax intakes were recorded and the vassals were happy.

But his main concern for idling by was Josie. She'd gotten pregnant for the first time in April, and it was no secret that the Duke of Fort Worth and Dallas was the father. Some sniggered, but those that did were sure to hide it from their liege. Those caught slandering behind the duke's back were thrown in prison for a year.

Now, it was said and done. Josie had given birth to a son, Mirabeau's third. She gave the boy the name "Craig, I like the sound of that. A difference from the more fanciful names your heirs will have."

Craig it was. He had the blood of Lamar in him from both parents, and as with Mirabeau the Bastard, Mirabeau the Duke would see to his education and future. A day for a small toast indeed.

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But as he held his son in his hands, and kissed his mistress in her bed, he knew that the duchy never rested. He still had the day to days to take care of, not to mention the Lamar family legacy. His father and grandfather had drilled that in him from a young age.

Thus he met with the diplomatic corps in the next room. Jack was there, along with a few spies from Jacinto and Austin. They had some interesting developments to report back to Mirabeau. "Well?"

Jack nudged at the spy who'd been at the San Jacinto river for several months. "Sir, we've gotten rumors of the Quebec lords in East Texas and Louisiana are at odds. They argue over everything and everything. Mostly land and who gets to inherit what."

Mirabeau nodded and thought for a moment. "Would this mean any sort of invasion opportunity?"

"No, my lord, but the developments are intriguing in case we do get the opportunity, My colleagues are still looking for ways to fabricate claims to the San Jacinto River and downwards from there. But if they fight each other, the Quebec lords cannot unite against us. The new King of Louisiana is amassing a formidable army and it easily outmatches anything we can field, even with burning gold on mercenaries."

It was known that Baldwin of Louisiana was too much a threat at the moment to interfere with, but generally speaking it was hoped that he would be content with his realm Texas' eastern neighbor. Perhaps not, if the rumors were to be believed. "If we get a claim there, we were interfere as necessary, the Quebecois be damned," Mirabeau replied. "They don't belong in the South anyways. What's next."

Jack produced another spy, this one assigned to Central Texas. "My man Brandon here has found out about some interesting developments with the Longhorns. He has good news and bad. Relatively speaking of course."

Relatively speaking. Those two words, good and bad, could have very different meanings to different people. Mirabeau nodded for Brandon to speak.

"Sir, the Longhorns are crushing the last of the Americanist heretics in San Antonio. The Bexar is filled to the brink in the blood of those the Longhorns have slain in the name of God. Soon, all of Hill Country will belong to the Rusk family."

The House of Rusk, the rulers of the Longhorn Tribe, claimed descent from various UT Presidents and Texas governors. They had been engaged in on and off wars for control of the San Antonio region, long ruled by splinter Americanists who maintained a presence in Fort Sam Houston. Slowly, but surely, the Texan realms had chipped away at them from the north, while Mexican states attacked from the south. Soon the Airmen would fall.

"Good for them," Mirabeau said, and he meant it. He wasn't planning on attacking the Longhorns soon, even though they held the ancient capital of Austin as their own. "Is there more?"

"Unfortunately, yes." Brandon gulped before speaking again. "In a battle around Fredricksburg, Lord Rusk was grievously wounded. He has not yet woken from his concussion and is not expected to last another month, if he's lucky."

Now that changed everything. Rusk's heir was a young boy. A regency would be demanded, with all the intrigue and infighting that always happened when a regent was appointed. Bad for the Longhorns. Good for Lamars.

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But such events could create opportunity. Who would bother defending a young boy with no alliances to speak of? All that was needed was a strong claim to the ancient capital of Austin...

"Please tell me we have people trying to stir up support for our reign and justifying a claim to Austin?"

"Of course, but as we've discussed earlier, this is the long way to things, and will require a continuous supporting of the duchy's resources-"

"Do it. Whoever controls Austin can lay nominal claim to the rest of Texas, if titular only. The Longhorns used this to their advantage over the centuries in their wars against the Aggies."

"But sir, all those wars ended inconclusively."

"Because neither side's military could beat the other. My troops have been sustained for a decade while the Longhorns have been decimated winning a Pyrrhic victory to their south. See to it that Austin takes just as much priority as Jacinto outside Houston."

"Yes, sir." Jack left with the spies to plan further, while Mirabeau brooded in his throne.
 
There are parts of my family who would be shocked and appalled at the idea of removing the "Longhorns" from Texas. On the other hand, I'll gladly cheer Mirabeau's efforts if he promises to expel all the hipsters out of Austin.
 
His reasoning cannot be faulted.
 
There are parts of my family who would be shocked and appalled at the idea of removing the "Longhorns" from Texas. On the other hand, I'll gladly cheer Mirabeau's efforts if he promises to expel all the hipsters out of Austin.

That makes me wonder whether any traces of a city's pre-event culture exist. Would the survivors even know what "Keep Austin Weird" means? Who knows.

His reasoning cannot be faulted.

Playing the long game is tedious, but rewarding.
 
That makes me wonder whether any traces of a city's pre-event culture exist. Would the survivors even know what "Keep Austin Weird" means? Who knows.

"Your majesty, we have found these strange cave paintings. They depict pink-haired, flannel-wearing tattooed creatures gallivanting about the city, armed with coffee mugs and organic food. Now we see them staring at mushroom clouds, accompanied by the scribbled words, 'Dying is so mainstream!'"
 
Fort Worth Stockyards, Metroplex, August 2705

It was another hot and humid day in Fort Worth. Yet the crowds here at the stockyards were reaching near capacity. People from all walks of life, rich and poor, white and colored, were eagerly lining up to spend a pleasant, fun filled day at the Fort Worth Stockyards.

Because, of course, the Fort Worth Rodeo was in session.

For several decades now, Fort Worth held the closest thing to what was called a "rodeo". A Texas festival with cowboy antics, traveling musicians, and carnival rides and games, rodeos had only been recently revived, with some papers found in a library in Austin detailing the practice and what kinds of events would take place in them. There were similar festivals in Houston, Austin, and Fort Sill, where the Comanche made their capital, but Fort Worth boasted the largest and most prestigious of them all. Artists from California and the Holy Colombian Empire would travel to Metroplex for the chance to perform at large crowds of eager Texans.

The dukes of Metroplex often presided over the "games" and opened them as well. This was Mirabeau's first rodeo that he would preside over, and for a good two months it was more or less all he did.

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It kept people happy and appeased the nobles with cheap thrills and gallons of beer. It was a win-win for public relations.

But the day to days went on. One August afternoon, as a semifinals of barrel racing happened, Mirabeau went over some papers and letters in his private suite. He'd taken over the second floor of an apartment complex with a good view of the spectacle of the rodeo, meaning he was never one to miss any action. He sorted through some papers, reading until he found one of interest. The seal was one of a Mexican embassy, meaning it came from Mexico City itself.

Naturally, it was the spy's way of getting out information across the border and into Fort Worth. Mirabeau opened it up and began to read the letter:

My lord, I have been in Mexico City for some time now. The city is truly breathtaking: it sprawls in all directions, and the Iturbide family claims it is the exact same size as it was before the event that destroyed the old world happened. Not too surprising the Iturbides would claim such a thing; after all, they claim descent from a family that once ruled an Empire in Mexico. But I do not write of local dynastic politics.

No, I write of the marvelous technology that is on display here. Men attempt to fly and their horses are the fastest I have ever seen. I assume this letter will reach you when the rodeo is going on, and let me tell you that these horses are faster than any rodeo mare. Merchants and brokers of all kinds have developed many ingenious trade and commerce practices, and I simply cannot write them all in one letter.

Thus I will send them to you in piecemeal, Lord Mirabeau. If I can, I will give you the secrets behind arguably the only remaining country from the old world.

-X

X was simply the code name for whichever spy was writing to Mirabeau himself. It helped to protect the brave men and women that were gathering intelligence outside of the Texas sphere. Mirabeau smiled and watched the barrel races for a few minutes.

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Then, another serious commotion. It was coming from the western gate of the rodeo, and soon enough Mirabeau's attention was drawn to it. Bright colors, loud voices - it could only be one thing.

Rodeo clowns.


White face paint, oversized hats and boots, and making fun of the games, whether it be trying to bait a bull into chasing one of them or shoving themselves into a working car that somehow could fit all of them in what had to be a tightly packed amount of space.

A lot of the fair goers hated them - they thought they were obnoxious and annoying, and distracted from the actual festivities. Others thought they scared kids, with their face paint and oversized clothes. During Halloween, corrupted versions of clown costumes were among the most popular outfits for collecting candy from neighborhoods in Dallas and Arlington.

As the commotion grew louder and louder, Mirabeau sighed, left his papers, and walked up and out of his makeshift office and into the street. Several people of note were arguing, including city council for Fort Worth. "What's the meaning of this?" asked Mirabeau rather angrily.

(Sorry, taking a short hiatus. I swear I'll be back)
 
I am sure somehow his day is about to get worse.
 
I'm mildly surprised the rodeo would have died out, given how big cowboy culture figures into the Texan identity in general. Then again, I'm sure a lot of practices we take for granted have been forgotten or else twisted out of shape over six centuries.

Unfortunately, it seems like Mirabeau's fun is on the verge of being spoiled this day. A Duke's work is never done...
 
Plot twist: the rodeo clowns are enemy spies here to assassinate someone.