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In 1933 Hitler came to power in germany, the first three years of his reign was completely normal, of course he bullied the jews and other “undesirables” but at least he had his feet on the ground.

Hitlers personal diary

1936

13/1 The imidation of the weak austrian government is continuing, the austrians have first put up a strong resistance to the our threats but now they have begun to weaken, however, they will not give an inch of land to Germany, those bastards! They will pay for their insult towards the reich, I swear!.

March 8
What a day! We have reclaimed our birth right! The rhineland is ours! Those french did hardly notice, Deutchland, Deutchland über alles!

July 18
Civil war in spain, I descided to send material and volunteers Franco needs our help!

November 14
Minister of armament Hjalmar schacht was found guilty of treason today and executed, looks like he has leaked some vital information about project Überdeutsch to the enemy...

November 18
Today is a glorious day! The spanish nationalists have wun the war against the republicans...
What a day!

1937

February 25
ANSCHLUß! At last those austrians have realised what is good for them…

February 26
Looks like the scientists have discovered a crypt in Bregenz, at last!


Diary of Wilhelm von Saalwildt, archeologist


February 26
The scientists have discovered a untouched crypt! At last operation Überdeutsch can begin, I am so exited!

February 28
Wet, that is the best way to describe this place, the generator wont work, so we have no light but there is one lightpoint, Hanna Reichenau, my assistant have found the inner seal, unfortunately, we need light to open it correctly, looks like I am developing a cold...


The two persons stood if front of the large stone door, one was clearly an officer, the other dressed in a blue-green laboratorycoat and looked like a scientist.
Next to them stood a woman, dressed in a skirt and other clothes you´d expect a woman to wear, holding a electrical lamp.
Behind these stood two soldiers in feldgrau with muser rifles.
- Well, Wilhelm, said the officer and stroked his red armlet with the swastika on it, are we ready?
- Yes we are Herr Guderian.
- Gut, prepare to open...
The two soldiers looked nevously at each other and loaded their mausers, they weren´t taking any chanses.
Wilhelm took up an pick-axe and started havking away at the door, as the last piece fell in, the air went cold.

WRRRRRROOOOOOM...

A aircraft landed just outside the tunnel that the men and the woman was in and Hitler jumped out.
- Did it work? He asked
- Yes, Herr Hitler...
- Gut, take me in...
Once in, Hitler looked at the other persons and said: “Leave me”.
Hitler entered and emerged a few minutes later, looking... Different.

The next days were strange, Hitler gathered the entire Wehrmacht in Berlin and held a gripping speech, the soldiers left with their heads filled with one thought alone: kill...
Then , on march 30 hitler went to belgium and france and “toured” the landscape, it was called a vacation, ut he seamed very interested in flanders and the rivers Somme and Marne.
When he left, he was accompanied with a long caravan of trucks, carrying twenty wehrmact divisions, dressed in the german military uniform used in the great war.
Hitler then organized the economy, making rubber rich countries hand over their stocks of rubber to germany to keep german industries going, Hitler had become the Überdeutch...
 
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Good to see your previous game mishap has not stopped you writing.
 
stnylan said:
Good to see your previous game mishap has not stopped you writing.

Thanks again, there will be no Cameos here (sorry :( )
This considered a seirous AAR, I fyou want to know how Hitler got his special skills, I´ll PM them...
 
Hitler doesn't have much to say about world events.
 
Retaking the Rheinland and overrunning Austria isn't big? :eek: :confused: :eek:
 
Henry v. Keiper said:
Retaking the Rheinland and overrunning Austria isn't big? :eek: :confused: :eek:

I thought you ment big INTERNATIONAL events, there has only been the sian incident so far...
 
I don´t know if I am going to continue, the Difrules cheat (which I am using, were else would Hitler gain supernatural powers :D ) doesn´t work. I is supposed to make my troops invincible but I am having a shitload of problems invading Hungary, anyone?
 
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles...

April 21 1937

Fritz, a 10-wear old boy in berlin ran playing in the streets, he saw hitlers portrait and german flags everywhere but didn´t care, he turned his head to the right and skidded to a halt on the slippery halt outside the policestation, there, on the kiosk was the days headlines, war they screamed, WAR!
Fritz, terrified ran for home.

Heinz Guderian looked out over the german-hungarian border.
The soldiers in the hungarian army was running around, preparing for war, they had a good reason to, war had been declared a few hours earlier, the last german soldiers were forming up, von Manstein should attack from graz, while his route of advance was from Wien.
“The hungarians won´t stand a chance” he thought.
By radio, von Manstein assured him that he was ready for march.
Heinz ordered the charge.
The great feldgrau wall began moving forward, their eyes empty, inside their heads was one thought alone: Kill or be killer, die for the führer, kill or be...
At the thirtieth step they pointed their weapons forward, but didn´t fire.
One of the hungarian soldiers looked forward, klutched his machinegun, and fired.
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
The barrage would have killed any man, but the german soldiers simply were pushed back slightly and then continued to march.
To the sound of Wagners rheingold they marched, the hungarians were terrified and shot again.
Not until the fifth barrage did a few german soldiers fall.
The terrified Hungarians retreated to the east, burning fields a s they went, by the 30th the Hungarians had been expelled from Szombathely, the two army groupssplit up and attacked Pecs and Veszprem, the same sad story happened there, only faster, the hungarians were scared, full grown men was seen crying, believing that this was the apocalypse, the day of judgement, indeed, hungary had weighed and had been found too heavy...
The fiurst corps under manstein reached Szeged, the panic had spread through word of mouth and the few fresh defenders there was terrified even before the germans arrived, the defense lasted two hours.
A day later Guderian attacked Budapest and von manstein struck debrecen, again the “jungle telegraph” had done it´s trick, the germans were met with little resistance and von manstein quickly turned west to help attacking Budapest.
Although terrified, the hungarians had finally realised that they couldn´t retreat further, this was the last stronghold, they descided to make a stand, defed their city against the germans.
The germans, who had swooped through Hungary finally met resistance, the battle raged for two months, the hungaians furiously defending every block, street and house, pouring everything they had on the germans, grenades, rifleshots, old chairs and furniture, destroying houses to slow the german advance, for two months they hold out, for two months both hungarian and german blood was mixed in the dirt in the streets.
The germans seized Pest, but had extremed difficulties getting over the river to Buda, when they finally did achieve a foothold, they advanced slowly, perhaps 20-50 meters per day, but in this war of atrition, more hungarians were dying daily than there were germans, the germans, not caring about the rain, or the ruins faced the hungarians again and again, and won.
On July 7, the last Hungarian soldiers in Budapest were exterminated.

Maysirak, a young boy living in budapest were sent out by his mother to find some bread, thay had been short of bread lately, with the germans confiscating stocks, he found some next to a dead hungarian soldier, which he emmidiately recognized as the fifteen-year old boy who had been living next door to him.
To get home he took a shortcut near the main square running past, he heard singing, a small group of people were looking with hatred, sorrow or tiredness at line after line of german soldiers marching by, some of the viewers had empty faces, what was going on inside their heads? Asked Maysirak for himself, the song got louder

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Weld
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält,
von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt.
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Weld


A tear rolled down Maysiraks cheek, he ran home and telled his mother.
When she heard about it, she sat down on a stool and nearly fainted, the rumors were true, Hungary had surrendered.
The sun set, on June 7, 1937...
 
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I don´t know if Difrules work, but we can pretend that Hitler has god-like powers...
(We won the war after all :D )
 
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Bald kommen die Löwen und die Bären und wir haben Unser in der Luft...

The air inside the main planning room of the german high command was hot, heated by two fireplaces.
Chief of army Ludwig Beck stood next to one of the flags on either side of the room.
The second stage of operation Löwen und Bären, the conquest of what once was austria-hungary had been completed almost two months ago.
The first step was austria, the second step was hungary, the third Yugoslavia, the fourth romania, the fifth chechoslovakia, and ultimately Italy.
They had been deviosing the strategy for invading Yugoslavia for hours when, all of a sudden, Hitler appeared.
- I have an order.
- Yes my Führer?
- I have just returned from the masurian lakes with 20 more divisions, they will be deployed all along the border, it will be a full-scale frontline assault.
- Will they manage it?
Everyones eyes were aimed at a junior officer at the end of the planning table.
Hitler turned his eyes towards him, the man fell down, screaming.
- Does than answer your question? Hitler said and walked out, leaving the officer to die.
Hitler then proceeded to his study, when he had entered, everyone nearby felt a bit, odd...

Yugoslavian border province.

The general rose, his hands trembling, his head pale.
- Yes my Führer, emmidiately my Führer! He said, walked away and disbanded his regiments.
This fenomenon was noted throughout Yugoslavia, officers looking strange and disbanding their regiments.
The Yugoslav high command where woried by these “Mental disorders”, most since the german army was massing along the front, only a few units escaped beeing disbanded...

On 11:00 July 22, their worst fears came true, the german army swarmed over the border, meeting little resistance, Novi sad, Osijek, Ljubjana and Zagreb quickly fell to the undead minions of the Führer, july 28 the germans stormed Rijeka, the police could do nothing more than watch as row upon row of germans with empty eyes marched through the streets.
In July 28, the germans finally met resistance as Beograd was attacked.
The soldiers swarmed into Beograde, the straight line that they were marsching in, the reluctance to stop scared the Yugoslavians, as the Hungarians before them.
Despite this, it was their capitol thet they were defending, that beeing a contributing factor to them holding out for ten days.
During the battle Banja Luka, Split, Valjevo, Sarajevo, Kraljevo, Nis and Dubrovnik wre taken with no resistance.
The victorious germans marched on, capturing Novi pasar, Pristina and Skopje.
The last pocket of defence, Podgorica, surrendered on august 18, the whole campaign had taken about four weeks.

On August 20 the germans put up croatia, establishing it as a german puppet state in the axis.
 
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That's an interesting way you do your quotations (at least from my view point). What nation are you from?

BTW nice update.
 
Allons, enfants de la patrie, Aux armes citoyens! Formez vouz bataillons!

The second world war was one of those sad mistakes that happens from time to time, it all began with an intermezzo, albanian troops mistook an order that said: Optics, that ment: “Today is a perfect day for a german invasion, be on your guard”, but one borderpost mistook the order as: “The german invasion has begun” and opened fire at the german lines.
Hitler, infuriated declared war on Albania in august 22, the allies did not like this and the following day the circus was on.

Jaques Leboque, a major in the forces guarding the maginot line was baffled, one by one the soldiers sucome to an uncurable disease and died.
One soldier in front of him stood smoking when he clutched his throat and fell down, unable to breathe.
The ortopsy as usual showed nothing.
In Berlin, Hitler broke his concentration, giving the forces in the maginot line some rest, the moral breakdown would be even worse when the disease re-appeared after beeing gone for a few days.

To strike the entire maginot line the germans had to move through the paternal autocrat realm of luxemburg, war was declared and the luxemburgians was run over and annexed august 29.
By august 30, the capturing of the maginot line was complete, no further obstacles stood in the way for germany in november paris came under siege.
The french were first sucessfull in keeping the undead away from paris.
Inside versaille a field marschal was walking, grenades wistling overhead when, all of a sudden a strange feeling came through him, he walked into the presidents office.
- Ah, Philippe, what are you doing there? The president said.
- This!
BLAMBLAMBLAM
- The luger made three wounds in the presidents chest and he tumbled forward, his last words were: Et tu, Petain...
Field marschal Petain swiftly took power and sued for peace with the germans, the germans glad to accept descided to set up a puppet regime in the south with Petain as leader, known as the vichy regime...
 
Watching all this develop is rather chilling, to say the least.

This is scarier than the movie "Resident Evil." (and no I'm not kidding)
 
a power is arising in the north, and sinking in the west...

November 16, 1937

The commander of X armeekorps looked out over the border with denmark, Hitler had signed operation Geburtsrecht (birth right) a few days earlier, this plan stated that X armeekorps would kross the border to kolding while III armeekorps would be deployed through “Trojan horses”, fake merchantships in Köpenhamn.
Ten days later it was all over.
Thye danish king, Kristian X was taking his usual morning ride through Copenhagen when he fainted, his horse threw him off.
He rose, not looking harmed, went back to the royal palace, disbanded the parliament and established a fascist puppet state.

December 3

Erich Raeder, chief of Navy and commander of the Kriegsmarine went into Hitlers study.
The Führer looked tired and fell forward, his concentration for the last month had drained his strenght, to avoid permanent damage, he had to relax for a while in the bavarian alps.
Raeder summoned an emergency meeting in the planning room.
- As you all know by the moment, the Führer is ill, but the destroyment of the british navy can´t wait. Raeder said.
- Well, we have the krtiegsmarine...
- And?
- Why not use it as it was inted? To sink allied ships? Only as a solution until the Führer has become healthy again?
The field marchals, air marchlas and grand admirals of the german high command sat down and debated.
Two hours later, Rudolph Hess, deputy führer signed operation Gottfaust, where all available air and sea divisions of the wehrmacht was diverted to attacking the royal navy.
Operation Löwen und Bären was postponed indefinately.
Gottfaust first gained incredible succeses, sinking a good deal of transports, destroyers, cruisers, submarines and even one aircraft carrier but german losses began to mount.

Several german cruisers were sent plunging to the ocean bottom, there were always ships in repair.
The high command then postponed gottfaust indefinately, until german ships could “seek refuge in any channel port” meaning that an invasion of belgium and the netherlands was coming up.
On january 27 german troops swarmed into Belgium and only a week later the last begish troops were expelled from the continent.
With Belgium occupied, operation Gottfaust was restarted.
To replace the gaps in the navys ranks, one battleship, the Sharnhorst and two cruisers began construction.
Ultimately, the fate of the free world depended on Hitlers recovery...
 
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This war is getting boring, I´m way past seelöwe and are now fighting britain in her colonies, most of my cruisers have been sunk (although britain must have lost trice as may due to many extensive bamber campaign :D, the problem is that their navy is absolutely HUGE! The impact of a sunken cruiser is nothing maore than a mosquito-bite to them :( )
Perhaps I´ll dissolv the royal navy, but can anyone come up with an original way for them to be disbandoned?
If you can, PM me (We dont want to spoil the fun for the other reades, do we? ;) )
 
Northern lights

June 19

- We have to get that iron! Hess was infuriated, he demanded an invasion of norway to secure german interests in sweden.
- YES SIR! The rest of the officers screamed and ordered the attack on norway, the so-called “operation northern lights”, however unofficially, it was called "Operation road to Oslo".

III armeekorps landed in stavanger and pushed the norwegians forward, capturing the town ten hours later.
June 28, kristiansand fell after two hours of fighting, the germans managed to capture vej 41, the road to Oslo.
It was june 30, Åse a norwegian girl was playing in the streets of Oslo, walking of Karl Johann and looking up towards the royal castle, she was sure that norway would stand.
Gnee-gnee-gnee-gnee the sound of tanks echoed in the streets, distant explosions and the sound of gunfire ecoed across the capitol.
Åse stroked her hair and ran, screaming as the german soldiers marched forward, their heads showing no expression, pointing their bayonets forward, pushing everything in front of them.
Five days later norwegian resistance in Oslo had died out, under a pile of rubble, near what once was the royal castle, now a burned out pile of rubble lay Åse, dead, her throat cut, her body pierced by bayonets.
Ironically, norwegian radio that day claimed: Oslo has fallen, we have lost the battle, but not the war, we fold only to the bayonet...
The triple battle for christiansand then raged, the first was a german (sucessfull) attempt to recapture the town and the two others were norwegian attempts to get it back.
Germany waon all these three battles, on july 12, just before the three batlles, Hamar was attacked and fell at midnight the next day.
Rorös and Ålesund then fell.
The troops of III armeekorps stormed trondheim on july 25 the batlle were fierce, every meter of trondheim was paid for in blood, days later one could still see wounded germans lying in the streets, not complaining, not feeling pain, just fading away...
The battle lasted a week.
III armeekorps proceeded to Mo i rana, this was rapidly becoming one sad tale of norwegian retreat and of germans pushing norwegians in front of them.
The battle, lasting from 15-16 august resulted in another norwegian retreat, the retreat lasted until september 16 when Norway was annexed.

October 10

Hitler now had made a full recovery, he was very content with german progress while he had been in the alps, resting.
The merciless german bombing campain had made the english channel armed and dangerous, for the british and her allies of course.
A huge amount of allied shipping had been sent to the bottom and operation seelöwe could start.

The commander of V armeecorps stood aboard the flagship of the kriegsmarine and saw, through his binoculars how the undead minions of the fuhrer land in the undefended city of portsmouth.
The bridgehead secured, reinforcements could be sent and the german strength in UK was building up, the troops attacked londn and southhampton on the 20th, the british campaign was a story of british retreat, the brits, beeing scared out of their minds, abandoned their gear, fleeing to the north in the middle of winter, brits died everywhere, freezing or starving to death. Scapa flow falling november 20, the last british resistance in the british islands were whiped out december 3, when belfast were seized and some airuinits destroyed.
Hitler emmidiately signed the go-ahead for two more operations:
Operation Freihetskrieg and Operation Schnellpfeil.
One of these were to prove an immense success and the other a costly failiure...
 
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