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And so kids, Hitler won the war.

The End.
 
Wreckage and shadows...

Operiation Freiheitskrieg was really started january 26, 1939 about five south african divisions had occupied northern africa that was owned by vichy france, the V armeekorps was dispatched on the kriegsmarine and attacked agadir, the whole campain taking two months, mostly due to the terrain.
On a ceremony in casablanca, hitler gave north africa back to petain, stating that “they were invincible”.
Going from word to action, operation schnellpfeil was started, this was a strategic operation, aimed at driving the allies out of africa, this however required that the kriegsmarine would gain access to the mediterranian.

The allies, on the other hand was desperate for support, they were worried since germany had expanded a lot, taking Memel and so on. On march 30 they succeded in pullinmg the poles into their alliance, the poles went to war with germany.
Hitler was infuriated.
“How dare a small, unimportant country like poland attack us, the rulers of the world?!” he screamed.
Postponing operation schnellpfeil and instead starting operation sturmer.
The german army at the polish border was not prepared for war, and it was a standstill,
However, a german offensive, the so-called endgültig-offensiv did achieve some sucess and in may 13, poland was puppeted.
With gibraltar taken sometime during the polish offensive the kriegsmarine moved into the mediterranian, the gemans secured malta on may 24 but then the problems mounted.
The allies had huge quantities of ships in the area, the germans couldn´t cope, the offensive stopped only a few kilometers from its target: French middle east.
They limped back into the harbour of Tirana, mere shadows of their former selfs, most of them wrecks, many cruisers had gone down that day.
 
What allies are left? Britain's conquered, Norway's conquered, France is conquered, now Poland is.

It seems the allies are just the colonies now. In real life I would assume they would break down into individual states.
 
Henry v. Keiper said:
What allies are left? Britain's conquered, Norway's conquered, France is conquered, now Poland is.

It seems the allies are just the colonies now. In real life I would assume they would break down into individual states.

I´ve played a (long) bit in front of the AAR now, I´ll PM all the states left in the allies to you.
We do not want to spoil the fun for other readers, will we?
 
The long march to the south...

July 10

The commander aboard the HMS. Queen elizabeth stood in the planning room when a junior officer rushed in.
- Captain! You ought to see this, you won´t believe your eyes!
- What is it?
- Come, quick!
The two men rushed to the bridge, in front of them was the clear waters of the mediterranian, north of alexandria.
In front of them a shadow appeared in the water, then broke the surface.
- A reef, the captain said quietly.
- Yes sir! The officer said, but there shouldn´t be any reefs here, we´ve sailed this area for years!
- Stop the ship! Full enginepower backwards, turn port, NOW!
It was to late, the ship, and the rest of its flottila slammed into the reef, sinking within minutes.
The radio operator managed to send a S.O.S call before the ship went down.
Two swordfish torpedobombers were dispatched to search for the flotilla and the reef, the couldn´t find anything.

The story was repeated over and over again, the british couldn´t find an explanation.
But, of course Hitler had the explanation, he had focused every drop of energy inside him at the mediterranian, creating reefs to sink the british ships.
With the british naval superiority in the mediterranian broken, operation schnellpfeil was re-started on july 14 8th corps landed in aleppo, the city was undefended but the germans began a massacre of french citizens.

Jaques ran through the streets of aleppo, the sun-baked houses made out of mudbricks were beutiful, but he hadn´t time to stop.
He was beeing followed by the germans, he was about 15 and quite fast but the germans were getting closer.
The clatter of the german boots were ominous, he didn´t know were he ran, he just ran, through one street, another, he tried everything, but he couldn´t shake off the germans.
Finally, he found himself in a dead end, he turned his head and saw thick clouds of black smoke drifting up into the sky, the germans burned something, however, he didn´t know what, he guessed that they burnt houses.
So, finally the germans stood in front of him, there eyes empty, their faces not expressing everything.
In fact, Jaques felt sorry for them, they had once cheered, laughed, loved and cried.
But now, they were empty shell, shadows of their former selfs.
Finally, he saw who stood in front of him.
His cousin Pierre, Pierre had been living in Paris and had probably been force drafted into the german army.
-Monsters he cried, MONSTERS, those were his last words as the germans pushed their bayonets deep into him, again and again, he fell and still they chopped at him, once they left, the person that once was Jaques was a mess, a unrecognicable mass of meat, guts and blood.
He was carried away and dumped.
Towards the night, the fires had burned out, aleppo consisted of burnt-out ruins.
This story was repeated on the 19th when beirut was attcked, falling a day later, july 23rd it was repeted in the fall of damascus.

Diary of Wilhelm von Saalwildt

August 3

Oh! I say, this is a glorious day, the brits have been expelled from jerusalem.
Finally we can begin our dig at the dome of the rock.

August 6

Arrived in Jerusalem, dangerous transfer, we were twice attacked by UK naval bombers stationed at cyprus, at least this dig will be a lot easier than Bregenz, not as moist...

August 10

BARBARIANS! Those soldiers have no respect for culture! They simply blew the dome of the rock into neat sized bits with 100 kilos of dynamite, at least we can begin the dig...
As for the war, it has been exiting, we have pushed into El Arish and Rawah.

August 15

Beeing under the command of the SS isn´t easy, Himmler is sending angry telegrams by the day, demanding results, he doesn´t know that archeology is a careful science, and those soldiers makes me nervous, at least it has been a good time, military speaking, we are as far south as port said and as far east as Mosul.

August 20

Finally! We have discovered an untouched chamber using ground radar. Himmler will be pleased, for the moment, soon he will be sending angry telegrams demanding that we enter the chamber, fool, that chamber contains things that mankind wasn´t ment to meddle with, or even know about, for that matter...
At least, alexandria, cairo and suez has fallen...

August 21

Told you he´d be sending angry telegrams again!
Here is what he wrote:

From: SS-Führer Heinrich Himmler
Unto: Wilhelm von Saalwildt, head of jerusalem dig

Heard of discovery of crypt. Stop
Good work. Stop
Demand E-M-I-D-I-A-T-E opening of crypt. Stop
Operation must be complete august 23. Stop

August 25

We have begun the opening procedures and Himmler is sending telegrams wanting it to go faster, is that man never pleased?
Sidi barrani and al Quisiyah has fallen.

August 27

Disaster! The french has recaptured Rawah, threatening us, also, a crack has appeared in the seal, it is hell broken loose!

September 1

Damn! Those... Undead creatures are everywhere, Hanna has dissapeared and I fear I´ll never see her again...
The soldiers are battling it out agains the... things but they are only barely holding their ground, marsa el-alam has been captured, I should be happy, but I am not, how can anyone be happy when you can be killed every minute?

September 5

Rawah has been recaptured and the undead attacks have been reducing, I think we are winning, thank heavens!

September 10

Bur sudan and Baghdad has fallen today, among the victims from baghdad was a two year old boy, called Sallam or something like that...

September 17

Kirkuk has fallen and this is a day to remember, last undead has died and we can finally enter the chamber, there is also bad news, we found Hanna, dead, she had been ripped apart and the undeads had eatyen from her corpse, I turned away and vomited...

September 25

Finally, we have got it! The ark is ours, it is beeing shipped to Berlin for evaluation as we spea... ummm as I write...

October 17

Evaluation complete, looks like the Führer has used the ark to take control over Iraq, a puppet regime is installed...
 
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The long march to the south...

July 10

The commander aboard the HMS. Queen elizabeth stood in the planning room when a junior officer rushed in.
- Captain! You ought to see this, you won´t believe your eyes!
- What is it?
- Come, quick!
The two men rushed to the bridge, in front of them was the clear waters of the mediterranian, north of alexandria.
In front of them a shadow appeared in the water, then broke the surface.
- A reef, the captain said quietly.
- Yes sir! The officer said, but there shouldn´t be any reefs here, we´ve sailed this area for years!
- Stop the ship! Full enginepower backwards, turn port, NOW!
It was to late, the ship, and the rest of its flottila slammed into the reef, sinking within minutes.
The radio operator managed to send a S.O.S call before the ship went down.
Two swordfish torpedobombers were dispatched to search for the flotilla and the reef, the couldn´t find anything.

The story was repeated over and over again, the british couldn´t find an explanation.
But, of course Hitler had the explanation, he had focused every drop of energy inside him at the mediterranian, creating reefs to sink the british ships.
With the british naval superiority in the mediterranian broken, operation schnellpfeil was re-started on july 14 8th corps landed in aleppo, the city was undefended but the germans began a massacre of french citizens.

Jaques ran through the streets of aleppo, the sun-baked houses made out of mudbricks were beutiful, but he hadn´t time to stop.
He was beeing followed by the germans, he was about 15 and quite fast but the germans were getting closer.
The clatter of the german boots were ominous, he didn´t know were he ran, he just ran, through one street, another, he tried everything, but he couldn´t shake off the germans.
Finally, he found himself in a dead end, he turned his head and saw thick clouds of black smoke drifting up into the sky, the germans burned something, however, he didn´t know what, he guessed that they burnt houses.
So, finally the germans stood in front of him, there eyes empty, their faces not expressing everything.
In fact, Jaques felt sorry for them, they had once cheered, laughed, loved and cried.
But now, they were empty shell, shadows of their former selfs.
Finally, he saw who stood in front of him.
His cousin Pierre, Pierre had been living in Paris and had probably been force drafted into the german army.
-Monsters he cried, MONSTERS, those were his last words as the germans pushed their bayonets deep into him, again and again, he fell and still they chopped at him, once they left, the person that once was Jaques was a mess, a unrecognicable mass of meat, guts and blood.
He was carried away and dumped.
Towards the night, the fires had burned out, aleppo consisted of burnt-out ruins.
This story was repeated on the 19th when beirut was attcked, falling a day later, july 23rd it was repeted in the fall of damascus.

Diary of Wilhelm von Saalwildt

August 3

Oh! I say, this is a glorious day, the brits have been expelled from jerusalem.
Finally we can begin our dig at the dome of the rock.

August 6

Arrived in Jerusalem, dangerous transfer, we were twice attacked by UK naval bombers stationed at cyprus, at least this dig will be a lot easier than Graz, not as moist...

August 10

BARBARIANS! Those soldiers have no respect for culture! They simply blew the dome of the rock into neat sized bits with 100 kilos of dynamite, at least we can begin the dig...
As for the war, it has been exiting, we have pushed into El Arish and Rawah.

August 15

Beeing under the command of the SS isn´t easy, Himmler is sending angry telegrams by the day, demanding results, he doesn´t know that archeology is a careful science, and those soldiers makes me nervous, at least it has been a good time, military speaking, we are as far south as port said and as far east as Mosul.

August 20

Finally! We have discovered an untouched chamber using ground radar. Himmler will be pleased, for the moment, soon he will be sending angry telegrams demanding that we enter the chamber, fool, that chamber contains things that mankind wasn´t ment to meddle with, or even know about, for that matter...
At least, alexandria, cairo and suez has fallen...

August 21

Told you he´d be sending angry telegrams again!

August 25

We have begun the opening procedures and Himmler is sending telegrams wanting it to go faster, is that man never pleased?
Sidi barrani and al Quisiyah has fallen.

August 27

Disaster! The french has recaptured Rawah, threatening us, also, a crack has appeared in the seal, it is hell broken loose!

September 1

Damn! Those... Undead creatures are everywhere, Hanna has dissapeared and I fear I´ll never see her again...
The soldiers are battling it out agains the... things but they are only barely holding their ground, marsa el-alam has been captured, I should be happy, but I am not, how can anyone be happy when you can be killed every minute?

September 5

Rawah has been recaptured and the undead attacks have been reducing, I think we are winning, thank heavens!

September 10

Bur sudan and Baghdad has fallen today, among the victims from baghdad was a two year old boy, called Sallam or something like that...

September 17

Kirkuk has fallen and this is a day to remember, last undead has died and we can finally enter the chamber, there is also bad news, we found Hanna, dead, she had been ripped apart and the undeads had eatyen from her corpse, I turned away and vomited...

September 25

Finally, we have got it! The ark is ours, it is beeing shipped to Berlin for evaluation as we spea... ummm as I write...

October 17

Evaluation complete, looks like the Führer has used the ark to take control over Iraq, a puppet regime is installed...


Just for your information: The ark didn´t affect the game, and there were no undeads roaming jerusalem, however, that was a interesting sub-story
 
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The end of the mastiff...

A month later, november 17

Operation Bulldoggegemetzel (Mastiff-slaughter) started in november 17 when V armeekorps attacked Singapore.
The plan was aimed at neutralizing germanys greatest foe: Great britain.
The battle raged for three days, in steaming jungles and demolished urban quarters, the german soldiers faced the ordeals quiet, not complaining, just marching.
The geramns left one division in singapore who turned north to capture the strategic rubber resources in the mallacan penninsula, they reached kuala lumpur in midnight december 10 and capturing the city seven hours later .

The operation continued on December 1 when Kuching on the island of Borneo fell without the germans firing a single shot.
The troops immediately turned nort-east to bandar seri begawan and the liberation of Brunei
The city was captured in february 26.
The people of the newly founded country of Brunei sheered as their liberators marched through the streets, finally Hitler held a speech over radio presenting V Armeekorps and its commander as a gift to the sultan of Brunei.
Needless to say, the sultan was very pleased with the gift.
He now had a few divisions of the worlds best equipped and most unafraid troops in the world.
He also had a battle-hardened commander.

Because of the gift, germany now faced two options: keep what they keep and wait ´till reinforcements were ready to be shipped to the pacific?
Or use the one division garrison in Singapore to capture hong-kong?
Hitler selected the last alternative.
Im march 9, the germans occupied Hong kong.
A month later, the next objective fell: South solomon islands.
Beeing unguarded the chain of islands fell rapidly.
For the invasion of India, Hitler began raising a huge army, consisting of forty divisions, he also created huge amounts of transports.

Then, on june 1, disaster struck.
The allies, now more desperate then ever for allies managed to get the netherlands to join the allies.
At first, the war looked good for the dutch, occupying several undefended german cities.

The same day in das reichstag

- How dare they?! Hitler had fallen into a mighty rage.
He pointed his finger at a junior officer who died.
- Order all availble divisions in the area to fight the dutch.
- And their orders shall be? Asked the chief off staff
- Destroy, Hitler said with a grim smile, detroy...

The german counterattack was murderous and thirteen days later, the dutch had lost all its early gains and had even lost control over arnhem.
In june 19 they were expelled from the continent.
Hitler then, as a revenge ordered all industries to be destroyed, the railroad net disabled.
He ordered his troops to kill every dutch they could see, the netherlands became a desert.
In june 30 was all 40 division raised and the next fase in operation Bulldoggegemetzel.

July 24

The allies managed to recapture singapore and kuala lumpur and six days later kuching fell too.

August 17 was the day that the real axis counterattack started, singapore was re-captured, so was Kuching seven days later.

October 24

The troops of 22nd corps stormed the beach at rajkot, the attack was aimed at capturing bombay via rajkot and three days later the ill-equipped colonial troops were defeated, this was the beginning of the end for free britain

November 5

Joey, a boy living in ahmabad did not care about the war, he hardly noticed it, he lived the troubleless life of a 7-year old, the problem was, that war was coming, and he was to be caught in between...
The germans moved on tho ahmabad, in six days of street fighting, the population found out what hell was like.
The german way of atttack was murderous, they blew the city up, house by house.
Despite all this the allies gave stiff resistance, regarding that they could retreat.
In November 11 the german victory parade marched through the rubble-filled streets of ahmabad, between, burnt-out houses, the brits simply watched, many cried.
Joey stood next to his mother, he was half starved and wasn´t that happy little boy that once had been seen playing in the streets of Ahmabad...


November 28

Churchill, fearing for his life was about to commit suicide, sitting in his “palace” in Karachi, he felt his world was falling apart.
The unbeatable hunns had almost never retreated, just gottn more land, he thoght.
A servant came in with some earl grey.
Churchill stroked his budgeigar and poured cyanide into his tea.
Pouring the tea a mighty flash boomed though the room.
Churchill was not the man he used to be, his eyes dead, moving like a sleepwalker he declared his loyalti to the führer, britain was henceforth a german puppet state....


Quote: ...britons never ever shall be slaves. Does the british sing, this war was to prove them wrong, there were no slaves in great britain, but the life under the german occupiers, and later the german puppet regime was so horrible, you might just be considered to be one.
Children, as soon as they could walk would be sent to the mines, everything was done to increase the maximum output of the german industry, even if it ment walking over corpses...
 
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OK so now there's a Churchill zombie walking around? This is getting weird!

Seriously, how is any one going to beat Hitler? This is almost like god-moding. Unless Agent Smith from "The Matrix" steps in, I don't see how the Germans are going to win this war.

Unless there's a neat plot twist involved...
 
Well, beat the germans... Nope
Beat Hitler... Yes...

As for the god-moding, I am using difrules, di, rubber and fullcontrol, so, well, there is some fullmoding ;)
 
The last trembling moments of the allies...

As 1941 dawned, Hitler had succeded beond his wildest dreams, the UK had been pished out of the war, then there was the question: What to do next?

Hitler signed operation Mandolin, this was aimed at getting the other superpower out of the war, of course, France had been reduced, but the germans wanted to push the allies out of the war, one by one...

January 2 1941, the Kriegsmarine arrived in the amazon delta and after heavy shelling by the scharnhorst and some cruisers the germans stormed.
The shelling lasted over a week but when 15th corps had captured the province, it became clear that it was a mistake: there were no french forces guarding cayenne at all, on january 10, france was puppeted.

Hitler, feeling that he was invincible descided to take out another allied country: Canada.
The operation was called operation Orkan.
February 1, the germans stormed Halifax, the psycological effect on the allies was even worse this time, of course, the strange looking soldiers and their reluctance to stop was one contributing factor, but then the canadians had felt confident that no-one could reach them.
March 3, the last canadian major city in the east, ottawa fell, and the canadian governmant was evacuated to vancouver, across the country, the germans didn´t fancy a march across canada so they loaded onto their ships, went through the panama canal and stopped at the coast of Vancouver.
Scouts had reported that Vancouver lacked a proper beach for an amphibious landing so instead on may 14, the USA granted military access, making an attack on Vancouver possible, the american guarantee met with strong disgust among the allies but it was to late.
At midnight, may 21 Vancouver was stormed.
Small skirmishes was reported outside the city, but the germans prevailed, capturing the city after only four hours of fighting, canada was puppeted.
The next step was New zeeland, named operation Pelorus Jack, it started with a landing in Auckland, capturing the undefended city.
The troops then boarded again and the Kriegsmarine made their way to cape farewell, the troops unloading august 7, the New Zeelandish (is this term correct?) defenses were slaughtered after eight hours.
New Zeeland was puppeted too.

The stage was set for Operation Niederlande.
This fooled allied intelligence, alerting the dutch to be at highest alert, of course the germans weren´t that stupid, the operation was aimed at australia.
The allies didn´t take the invasions of north solomon islands in August 19 , new britain on august 27 and port moresby in september 3 seriously, th allies simply believed that they needed secure ports to repair and refuel ships for the invasion of the dutch east indies.
The allies finally understood their mistake when brisbane was attacked september 15, the australians, caught napping was rapidly defeated.
September 24, Sydney was stormed, meanwhile aussie troops were massing along the frontline outside Brisbane and yet, they had some difficulties...
Jock, a 24 year old australian soldier was watching the german front outside brisbane when a thing that is still passed down through his familly happened:
The ground began to sway and the earth cracked, the crack became wider and wider, one by one australian soldiers fell into the trench, never to bee seen again.
Jock turned around and fled, his CO screamed at him to get back, then fired at him, two seconds later, the CO was gone, swalloped up by the gound.
The crack then stopped to widen and closed.
Some australian soldiers screams as they clung to the walls of the treanch in a desperate attempt to keep their lives when the crack closed would haunt his memory for the rest of his life.
The melbourne landings was then also a pushover and German troops moved on, taking Canberra on October 10.
Hitler, wanting an end to the second world war descided not to run the campain to an end an set up an puppet regime.
After picking up the german garrisons left to defend the strategic ports they moved on to start Operation: Duckende Tiger, versteckend Drache.
This was, of course the invasion of the Dutch east indies.
In November 23, Makassar was captured, then in rapid succesion: Surabaya: Attacked december 13, 6:00, captured december 13, 9:00.
Batavia: Attacked December 10 1:00, captured December 10 3:00, Oosthaven captured 9:00, december 17.
Another puppet regime was established.

Now, there was only two countries left in what once was the allies: Belgium and South africa.
Hitler descided that south africa would be captured first, however, the transport over the indian ocean took time.

January 9

Vichy french troops marched down the streets of vichy in a great celebration, thanks to an canadian expeditionary force the belgians had been annexed, germany gaining the european half, while vichy france gained her colonies.
Now only one country stood between hitler and the promise of peace througout the world (or at least, that´s hat the german people thought).
Eleven days later, the germans arrived in durban, marching on towards johannisburg, capturing it in january 25 1942.
The war went on as 15th corps landed in port elizabeth in faebruary 15.
The geramns was unstoppable, on the 23rd, cape town was attacked, falling a day later.
The same day, it was armistice day in the world, the allies was defeated, german economy was blossoming, peace had been restored...

Stay tuned, this isn´t the end...
 
And what happened to löwen und bären..?

January 9

Vichy french troops marched down the streets of vichy in a great celebration, thanks to an canadian expeditionary force the belgians had been annexed, germany gaining the european half, while vichy france gained her colonies.
Now only one country stood between hitler and the promise of peace througout the world (or at least, that´s hat the german people thought).
Eleven days later, the germans arrived in durban, marching on towards johannisburg, capturing it in january 25 1942.
The war went on as 15th corps landed in port elizabeth in faebruary 15.
The geramns was unstoppable, on the 23rd, cape town was attacked, falling a day later.
The same day, it was armistice day in the world, the allies was defeated, german economy was blossoming, peace had been restored...

March 19

Hitler had called a meeting in the main german planning room.
- As you all know by now, the war is over, Hitler began. So, as I see it, there is no further need to postpone operation Löwen und bären.
- But those pesky soviets have been influencing them for years, the Chechoslovakian loyalty is as communist as it may get, but they are still democrats, though
- Right, my mind has come up with an sulotion for that to, we will stage a coup in Chechoslovakia, my agents have been reporting that the population dislikes their government and that they will rally behind a revolt. As for the soviets, we will sign a non-agression pact.
- As you wish, my führer!
The men left the room, everything went as planned, the chechs and slovaks rallied behind the uprising and the chech government was overthrown.
Stalin agreed to the non-agression pact and everything was ready by april 18.
Germany declared war upon chechoslovakia.
At first, the chechs had a good war, capturing linz and horn and repelling an german attack on Winterberg, but in the end, it6 wasn´t enough, 9th corps slipped in behind the chech defenses via bratislava, seizing slavkov and prague.
May 3, the germans attacked the enemy at winterberg, beeing unprepared this time, the germans marched on Plzen, seizing it may 6 and annexing it six hours later.
Hitler then called for the completion of the plan, but a sinister thing was to come in the path...

The non-agression pact is actually military acess, it works pretty much the same ;-)
 
The end of hitler

Wilhelm von Saalwildt was back in Bregenz when his new assistant, a strict man from east prussia called for him.
- Wilhelm! Come here!
- What is it?
- A sort of inscription...
Wilhelm kneeled down and looked at the hieroglyphs
Ιφ υοθ αρε κινδ τηις υεαρ, υοθλλ γετ α φλυινγ πιγ, α βλθε ελεπηαντ ανδ α τριπ το πλανετ πινγ πονγ.
He read.
- What does it mean? Asked his assistant?
- It means that we must warn the Führer, NOW!
Wilhelm ran towards the nearest telephone.

Hitler was planning the next step of operation löwen und bären with his generals, when he sensed a strange feeling.
Göring was standing in front of him, looking, as if he had seen a goast, the description was near enough, hitlers eyes rotted, his scin became yellow an his musclels almost dissapeared, finally, he looked like a dried-out mummy, he took one step forward and fell into Görings arms.
With a scream of disgust, Göring pushed what once had been Hitler back.
The body fell to the floor, there was a few seconds of immence silence, as the generals thought about what to do.
Finally, they agreed, a fake corpse was put on lit-de-parade and buried so that the people couldn´t see what had happened to the führer, he himself was buried in his native Braunau, as he wished.

The moment Hitler died, most of the wehrmacht fell to the ground, lifeless, for they had depended on their master for survival, a few people, strong in life simply woke up, as after a long sleep, just remembering fragments of the war...

And what did that inscription read?

“The power concealed within these walls is intended for good, if anyone bends it to serve evil, his days will be numbered, he will forever be cursed.
This has I, (Blurred text) said. I foresee destruction...”

Ended game in 1942, in fact, only the comintern was left and that wouldn´t be a very interesting war, and, to all those who have wondered: Yes, I play RTCW...
 
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