The Netherlands
1864-1871
South African Liberation, Vacations, Deaths, and Wads of $$$
Van Daalen: Soldier, I’m not Gonna lie to you, this will probably be the easiest war you'll ever fight, hell screw that, you wont even fight it. They have no soldiers and their government was just taken over by a pro-Dutch party, so just go through the motions and you'll all get home alive
Dutch Foreign Legion: Harrah! Harrah! HARRAH!
[After the occupation of the country, Drake was sent a letter confirming the annexation of Oranje]
(In Korea)
"Crazy" Korean: This man has plagued our lands to long, and now, I shall plague his head, with lead. (He Loads his rifle) and with this shot, I shall end him.
BANG!
(Back in Amsterdam)
Drake: ahh, excellent, now that they are under own rule we have even more Dutch citizens under our control.
Scott: Um, Sir I think you should read this
(Scott hands drake a newspaper)
Drake: Oh god no, who was it?
Scott: It was Van Spirbergan
Drake: Damn he was a good, talented leader... and our only one in Korea... He shall have a state funeral, down the grand streets of Amsterdam.
Scott: Yes, ill get it ready for Next month, when his body shall arrive from Korea, to be borne away into the sacred lands of Holland.
Drake: Um yeah, something like that
(Next Month)
Drake: He shall be remembered, and hopefully his replacement can avoid a similar fate.
Scott: Hopefully
Drake: Well, I'm gonna get some rest, contact me if anything happens
Scott: Yes sir
(Back at the presidential mansion)
Drake: Time to take a nice, long nap...
Scott: Sir Sir wake up, the French are pushing the Japan matter and it may lead to war!
Drake: argh, I’m not even asleep yet.... argh... anyway... whats the current status?
Scott: The Austrians are refusing to comply and the Russians, French and Italians have mobilized, and the Central alliance is starting to mobilizing in response.
Drake: Damn, sounds like this matters gonna lit the power keg... and we just signed an alliance with Prussia last week!!! well... nothings probably gonna happen today, so can you leave so I can get back to sleep?
Scott: Ok, fine sir
Drake: Finely, I can take a nice long nap.....
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( Five People run into the room)
Prussian Diplomat: Sir, We request you honor our alliance! We are at war with France Russia and Italy.
Swedish Diplomat: Sir, We request you honor our alliance! We are at war with France Russia and Italy
Austrian Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? But it doesn't count versus the United Kingdom! We are at war with France Russia and Italy!
French Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? We are at war with Prussia Austria and Sweden!
Scott: Sir! The wars broken out!
Drake: What the hell? Why are you all in my room? Who are you? One at a time! I can’t understand any of you! Hey you German looking person, you speak first!
Prussian Diplomat: Sir, We request you honor our alliance! We are at war with France Russia and Italy.
Drake: Well...... Prussians have been our friends for a long time....... ok sure, you two next.
Swedish Diplomat: Sir, We request you honor our alliance! We are at war with France Russia and Italy
Austrian Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? But it doesn't count versus the United Kingdom! We are at war with France Russia and Italy!
Drake: Well, it is an alliance, we can’t shame ourselves by dishonoring it, ok then to you, the Swedish guy, and no, no new alliances you other guy.
French Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? We are at war with Prussia Austria and Sweden!
Drake: Did I say you could speak?
French Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? We are at war with Prussia Austria and Sweden!
Drake: Is there something wrong with you?
French Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? We are at war with Prussia Austria and Sweden!
Drake: No! Go away!
French Diplomat: Would you like a military alliance? We are at war with Prussia Austria and Sweden!
Drake: ahh! That’s it, Scott, tell that new general, Hebenal, to lead an army to Paris and request that they kill this man.
Scott: Right away sir
(One Month later in Paris, Louis Napoleon Looks out his window)
Louis Napoleon: Ahh yes, good the Royal Guarde Has arrived,
French General: Um sir, their not schedule to arrive for a week.
Louis: But who else could that be? Even look at their flag... what the...
French General: How could they get past ours lines? This is crazy!
(A Single Dutch Officer walks up to the window)
Hebenal: We are the Royal Army of the Netherlands, we request that you either kill your man at the French Embassy, or prepare for war!
Louis: Fine, will send a man for his head; now get out of my sight!
Louis: Drake, sir get up, news from the embassy!
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Drake: what the...
Scott: Sir, wake up, Austria gave up Japan, and war was averted!
Drake: what the hell? It was all a dream?
Scott: What was?
Drake: Never mind....
(Another man walks in)
Bussemaker: Sir, there are reports that there’s a Dutch man living in Haiti.
Drake: What! Crazy! we must go down their and liberate him from them.
Bussemaker: Let’s see what that new general can do.
Drake: Alright, let’s send Hebenal and sixty thousand Dutch marines to bring him into the Dutch empire!
Bussemaker: Right away.
(A month later, in Santo Domingo, a province of the Haitian republic)
Hebenal: This is crazy, I never expected some small island to field hundred thousand troops... The troops have dug in so much that attacking is crazy... is this some new kind of warfare?
Messanger: Drake wants you to install that that one dutch man as president of haiti, new reports say he is the leader of a pro-Dutch party running for power.
Hebenal: That should be acceptable to them, as we own half their country already...
(Back in Amsterdam)
Scott: Sir, the dutch man has been installed as "President" of haiti.
Drake: Good, thats another part of the world that has imbraced Dutch influnce... and about oranje, it has come to my attienion that half their country isn't dutch, so grant that half self rule, under Dutch supervision of course.
Scott: Yes Sir
(After The Liberation of The Non-dutch nation of oranje, the next year was quiet, intill....)
Drake: I've been president to long, i need a break, maybe a nice long vacation is called for... yes... I deserve it... but who to leave in charge..... Bussemaker!
Bussemaker: Yes?
Drake: You are to rule in my stead well im gone on Vacation in Prussia.
Bussemaker: The Empire will be in good hands sir.
(8 months later)
(Drake Walks down the street to his estate to see military parades and lots of new activity by the docks)
(At Drakes Presidental Estate)
Drake: Hmm, I like what you've done, according to these reports... we are making twice as much money, and can afford new reforms for the workers, more money into fighting crime, a higher defence budget... and you commisioned 20 new ships! how did you do all of this?
Bussemaker: Well, our research teams made some real breakthroughs and... I noticed that our people were barly taxed.... so I adjusted some things with the budget and the taxes and thats how.
Drake: Hmm... well I like it, good work, your getting a raise.
Bussemaker: I already gave myself one sir, so just keep it at the good work.
Drake: hmmm... fine
Scott: Sir, New devolpment from sweden, the british took stockholm! And now their running around the swedish countryside
Drake: The British? thats crazy, to show our support send general's hadenal and van daalen and hundred and fourty thousand soldiers to repel the british, never liked those brits anyway.... they helped that flemish rebelion...
Scott: Right away sir.
(The Dutch armys cut through the british armies like a hot knife through butter in the Liberation of Stockholm and the Battle of Ribe, even though the swedish government doesnt give them any credit)
(Three Months later)
Scott: Sir, the french declared war on prussia!
Drake: Why???
Scott: Because the Spainish invited some Prussian Prince to become King of Spain.
Drake: Well thats just crazy, send the Prussians some korean "volunteers" and........ hundred and fourty thousand gold pieces to help them finace the war, oh, and send them some dutch military advisors, I want to learn of any new methods of fighting.
Scott: I'll get to it right away.
(Two Months later)
Scott: Sir, The Swedish took rome! and the prussians took paris and declared them selves Germany!
Drake: Well, I Bet this war cost everyone alot of money, money that we have... lots of.... and with this money, we will become....
THE GREATEST EMPIRE EVER!