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This is a very amusing story!:)

Sometimes he is lucky, sometimes unlucky, but I wouldn't want to be in Gato's position. The awkward events that follow when he is invisible and tries to interact with visible items are easy to chuckle at from my third-person perspective, but he sure doesn't find them funny. At least he isn't alone, if that glads him somehow.:D
Welcome friend and glad you are enjoying my spinning yarn. I must admit some moments make me laugh too. Sometimes, I purposely word comments in such a way that I leave it for, let's say, a partly-invisible joke. i.e. When the Boss says that he doesn't think "that room important" as Gato looks on.:) I could have added Gato nearly shite his pants but he wears no pants.

Well with that set up I now need to know more about this secretive inventor.
Me too. I know only one thing about this sneaky fellow and that whatever it is he has created it will be the forerunner of something all of us have heard about today - well, more or less.:D

Or is it all a red herring, the actual link is Gato himself. It will turn out he decorated all the houses using a dodgy batch of paint that, due to solar flares and sci-fi babbling, causes invisibility.

Whatever happens I am enjoying this one and look forward to the next update.
No, this is indeed a fishy-tale but Gato truly is a hero appointed by Fate, as least I hope so anyway.:)
 
Chapter 7
Chapter 7
“Strange Occurrences”

A troubled Minster of Security entered Terra-Firma’s office. The visit was unexpected but the President pleasantly bid Jose Bergermeister to take a seat and explain his urgency.

Jose: “You know Mr. President that I take my job very seriously”.

Terra-Firma casually replied; “Some would say too seriously”.

The rattled minister paid no attention to the barb and continued; “There are unusual things happening here and there, at different places in the building and I do not know how to guarantee our, er, your safety.”

After Jose’s last statement the President became very alarmed; “What do you mean? What threatens my, er, our safety?”

Jose quickly admitted; “I do not know. The best way I can explain is to explain.”

Calm down amigo.”

We have a problem with rebellious cushions.”

The President was dumbfounded; “What!?”

I know cushions moving about by their own power or disappearing, sounds completely absurd but they have and there is more than that. Various items are missing from places around the building.”

Go on”

For instance, we may have very large rats infesting the kitchen because we have more than nibbles at packages of food but can-goods simply vanish! And that’s not all, Maria, the cook, says someone stole her best can-opener. Who could be stealing food and why? I do not think it could be rodents.”

This did puzzle the leader and he quickly asked; “What other objects have disappeared?”

Jose reached into his shirt-pocket and rapidly read off a list of missing items and then added; “But all that is as nothing compared to...” The security minister became silent.

Compared to what?” Terra-Firma asked very impatiently.

Jose told how he had overheard one of the guards making fun of one of the night-watchmen that had accidentally let it out, that while on duty, a floating leather bag had knocked him down.

You cannot be serious”

The man quit drinking”

That is serious”

The President assumed a more lofty posture; “You must get uncover the reason for these vanishings!.”

Bergermeister pleaded; “But how?”

May I remind you, that you are Minister of Security. Secure my, er, our safety!”

Jose left the office in respectful fashion but once down the hall, he walked with much less composure and truthfully, was terrified of seeing anything inexplicable.

[Before we can return to our trio, next we must visit the Cabinet]
 
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I think this episode is very nicely timed, upto and including the revelation about the man who has quit drinking.

All in all it made me smile after a long day at work. Thank you.
 
You cannot be serious”

The man quit drinking”

That is serious”

It is good to see that even in these troubled times of global unrest, there are some in positions of political power who can recognize those things which are truly of deep importance. :D
 
I must echo the previous commentators, a very well written and funny little scene. An excellent way to cheer up after a long day

I fear the invisible band of spies is facing the down side of their strength in numbers. Yes they can cover more ground and see more things, but they will create a larger number of 'inexplicable' events and strange happenings. They may have to split up to different government buildings if they wish to remain a secret.
 
Just catching up on my reading and correspondence after creating my new AAR and (working on) updating my other one! Going back to Chapter 6, I just had one piece of advice for Gato: on a diet of beans and SPAM, just remember there are five human senses and being heard or accidentally touched is not the only danger of discovery for an invisible man! :oops: He knows what he nose!

As for the bunch of nervous ninnies leading the country (Chapter 7): nicely written :). The 'Yes Prime Minister' description of a "hotbed of cold feet" comes to mind in considering this mediocre bunch of time-servers. Or is there some hidden steel among them?

PS: if Gato the house painter could develop some invisible paint, Uruguay could instead field a navy of stealth destroyers and not have to worry about all those pesky subs ... just sayin' :rolleyes:
 
I think this episode is very nicely timed, upto and including the revelation about the man who has quit drinking.

All in all it made me smile after a long day at work. Thank you.
It was kind of you to say so. I will get sentimental for a moment. As the days of my life passed, I eventually highly valued that if any effort of mine made one person's day...brighter in some/any way? Then every effort was a success in my (inherited) book of life.:)

It is good to see that even in these troubled times of global unrest, there are some in positions of political power who can recognize those things which are truly of deep importance. :D
First, let me welcome you to the farce. For some flick-flavor that validates that quick reasoning, when watching movies made during the 30s and 40s, I have always noticed they pushed the all-important Drink. i.e. "You needed that".

I must echo the previous commentators, a very well written and funny little scene. An excellent way to cheer up after a long day
Very glad I was able to repay you at least once for the very same. T & T and their, hmm, problem-solving skills, have often been a very welcome & effective tonic during some nasty days.

I fear the invisible band of spies is facing the down side of their strength in numbers. Yes they can cover more ground and see more things, but they will create a larger number of 'inexplicable' events and strange happenings. They may have to split up to different government buildings if they wish to remain a secret.
Very true and I wonder what will happen?;)

Just catching up on my reading and correspondence after creating my new AAR and (working on) updating my other one! Going back to Chapter 6, I just had one piece of advice for Gato: on a diet of beans and SPAM, just remember there are five human senses and being heard or accidentally touched is not the only danger of discovery for an invisible man! :oops: He knows what he nose!
I did consider Farts but for the time being I've given my heroes Beano.:)

As for the bunch of nervous ninnies leading the country (Chapter 7): nicely written :). The 'Yes Prime Minister' description of a "hotbed of cold feet" comes to mind in considering this mediocre bunch of time-servers. Or is there some hidden steel among them?
Thank You. I like the Yes Prime Minster reference, I would also add the earlier Yes Minister. Neither came to mind, at least that I recognized, but I suppose anywhere I go with this will be ground covered by someone in the past. Btw, for readers that have not seen either...there are/were some episodes on the Tube.

PS: if Gato the house painter could develop some invisible paint, Uruguay could instead field a navy of stealth destroyers and not have to worry about all those pesky subs ... just sayin' :rolleyes:
Careful, careful there dear friend. We must not let the Cat out of the Bag.:D

The government building is fast becoming a nightmare for espionage and counter-espionage. But an amusing one!
:) Not least for me, as my mind-map needs constant pruning or it will swallow me whole. Btw, after saying that bit, I should explain that mind-mapping (akin to "hot-pen") was a tool I used in many ways. Normally, you would put your main objective in the center of a piece of paper and then make lines out a bit, to related-factors and repeat the process till you have exhausted all of your thoughts regarding your goal. If the goal is complex? Covering Man, Method, Material, Machine, etc. would soon create a picture of a large spider-web or chain-lightning.:cool:

However, in this case, I have no goal in the center of my mind's eye, so...nevermind, I don't want to see that picture...I am on an adventure.:)

To my readers

After all this silly espionage, a memory surfaced that you may find very enjoyable. My Dad did not laugh a great deal, so of course when he busted-a-gut, I was naturally drawn to what he had found VERY funny.

Considering the topic of this AAR? I need to pay my respects to a brilliant mind and cartoon-artist.

Antonio Prahias and his ground-breaking Spy vs Spy

http://spyvsspyhq.com/images.html
 
This is so much fun, I had to catch up on three updates because HOI3 stopped sending me alerts. I really like where this is going, food disappearing,...etc. I really enjoy you describing the practical difficulties of being invisible. I loved that he had to move all his possessions because of a new boiler... Should I, as a future architect be planning for invisible people in my buildings? And now they are in the attic...hm...wasn't there someone else who also stays in the attic? This AAR is just what I need to cheer myself right up... See... you can't see it but I'm smiling again after a tough day.
 
The irony of the Minister of Security feeling insecure...:D

And I agree with @nuclearslurpee that Terra-Firma truly knows what to prioritise. On the other hand though, whilst they prepare to build the Uruguayan submarine armada, there isn't much for the President to do, so perhaps alcoholism is the most pressing matter? Well, except the mysterious happenings in the government building.:p
 
This is so much fun, I had to catch up on three updates because HOI3 stopped sending me alerts. I really like where this is going, food disappearing,...etc. I really enjoy you describing the practical difficulties of being invisible. I loved that he had to move all his possessions because of a new boiler... Should I, as a future architect be planning for invisible people in my buildings? And now they are in the attic...hm...wasn't there someone else who also stays in the attic? This AAR is just what I need to cheer myself right up... See... you can't see it but I'm smiling again after a tough day.
Humble-self says Gracias!

You remembered correctly...Pluma was a bit brighter than Gato when it came to choosing a safe haven.

Architect eh? An absolutely awesome decision Comrade! "Make it Great! For the record, I long ago ditched the habit of saying "Have a nice day" because if we wait on have, folks just seem to naturally have other ideas. <imvho> Far better to pilot a boat than depend only on waves and a surfboard. :)

>>>"Should I, as a future architect be planning for invisible people in my buildings?<<<
You are much better qualified to answer that Q than I. Though I will ask; please work with interior decorators and make sure there are plenty of removable cushions just in case. You might as well plan on pleasing all possible and impossible occupants.:D
 
The irony of the Minister of Security feeling insecure...:D
Good catch there. I purposely flipped...the victim of his terror.:)

And I agree with @nuclearslurpee that Terra-Firma truly knows what to prioritise. On the other hand though, whilst they prepare to build the Uruguayan submarine armada, there isn't much for the President to do, so perhaps alcoholism is the most pressing matter? Well, except the mysterious happenings in the government building.:p[/QUOTE]
I cannot say I yet know Marco's attitude towards alcohol but considering the waters he now navigates? I don't think anything can be ruled out.:D
 
Chapter 8
Chapter 8
“Progress?”

[Before the tale continues, I should share that for the remainder of this AAR I will report on the overall national efforts and status towards building a submarine fleet twice a year to story’s end. Fyi, I am forced to build time-fences around this fabrication or I will soon be lost behind too many possibilities without the necessary health to cover a longer, more complex story.]


1 July 1936 – Mid-year Cabinet Meeting

El Presidente called for the members of the Cabinet to give a short report regarding their areas of responsibility.

Juan Cabeza-Grande began with his research efforts. “Work continues on the two basic submarine-techs and in early February we started research on plans for Single-Engine Aircraft.

Marco (Terra-Firma) looked across the table to his ambitious Air-Minister and then back to Juan; “And where did that idea come from may I ask?”

Juan would not look Carlos in the eyes and quickly announced; “Mr President, we also began work to improve our Civil Defense”.

Was this YOUR idea?”

Yes sir, it will allow us to make (he hesitated) faster repairs.”

Then, you are anticipating our new submarines will need repairs once in the water?”

No sir, I honestly believe it wisest to be prepared”.

And prepare ourselves for repairs?”

Yes”.

Chief of Staff, Jorge El Toro did not allow more than a few seconds of silence; “I have nada to report.”

Army Chief Eugenio Artigas quickly followed with; “The only change in our forces, is that we are currently training a brigade of Militia and a Military Police unit, to cooperate as our first new division.”

El Toro became red in the face and barged in before the President spoke; “And why was I not informed of this Eugenio?”

Artigas quickly realized his mistake and instantly played it down with; “I am very sorry General, it is only what amounts to a small police force.”

Toro was angered with that answer but stubbornly refused to ask...why that?

The President however was not as dismissive. “So the first new boots on the ground are to be for our own protection?”

Yes. Our Minister of Security insisted we do this”. Artigas looked around the table for Jose and it was only then, that he realized the man was not sitting at the table. In fact till that moment, no member had noticed. “Where is Jose, why is he not present?”

Marco quickly offered, but very slowly and casually; “He is personally leading a very serious investigation”.

In unison, butts squirmed in every chair around the table. Very serious investigation had a chilling effect on every member of the cabinet.

The President let the moment linger and seemed to enjoy it but suddenly, looking the part of a nasty prosecuting attorney, he fixed a questioning glare on Artigas while saying; “I am informed that our agent accomplished his task in exciting a worker strike in Argentina.”

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However, somehow he was soon discovered”

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You will forgive me but WE must ask, if you will confess to having interests outside Uruguay?”


Artigas was horrified; “You can NOT be serious with such a fear. My last name goes back to the early days of our country, my family has always proved loyal and my forefathers never owned a farm in Argentina, much less had a province named after one of them.”

The President softened; “Are you certain?”

As sure as I can be. I am working too much to waste my time on research. Sorry Juan, I meant looking back at the past.”

The President then dropped the matter and spoke kindly to Artigus and managed to comfort him.

The bold Chief of the Navy, an irritated Juan Urribe, interrupted with his report; “To date, transports are our entire Navy”. The only other news of any sort, is that crazy rumor we are building an underwater-base, which all here know is not remotely possible.” Possibly for very different reasons, everyone pretended to not hear what Urribe had said.

Next to speak was Carlos de Loco, Uruguays’s Master of the Air; “As of yet, our planes are only diagrams on paper but we have one working paper airplane that I designed myself. I think we should consider building our future Air-Superiority on the same design. In repeated test-flights, as long as the wind is absolutely still, this plane flies very elegantly and for quite some distance too.”

Marco thought to himself; “Ay Dios mio!” No doubt it also uses no fuel”. He then nearly shouted; “Next!”

Armament Minister Miguel Eldorado confidently responded; “I am happy to say that our trades with America, for Metal & Rares have went very well and we are no longer losing valuable stockpiles. I need to humbly add, this is at a time when we are building 40 convoys.”

Terra-Firma asked a sharp question; “Tell me, Miguel, have we had any problems to date?”

Behind his ever-golden smile, Eldorado replied; “Only concerning the last trade I made for Rares. At the time, we only had 1 of the 3 needed transports but the Americans waited for 2 more to be added, so all is well now.”

Marco added; “No doubt, in YOUR estimation, our trading partners to the north, see us as a highly organized government.”

I’m convinced of it.” replied the cheery Miguel

The President said; “Yes, yes, now to you Manual.”

Foreign Minister Manual Peligro never smiled and from behind a grim face, he shared his report.

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Marco asked; “Since our head of security is not present and cannot answer, he knows about Boliva’s Great War Demonstration?”

He does”. We discussed the matter”.

Was the demonstration for or against the Great War?”

We do not know that answer. We only know it happened”.

Terra-Firma rolled his eyes and then gave a stern frown. “Gentlemen, about that rogue-politician in Cuba, I can assure EACH of you, that rogues will not be ignored in Uruguay.” All members present nodded approval, though not one knew whether they could be considered a rogue.

The President then quickly passed over the report of rigged-elections but before he could get by it, Carlos assisted his leader by stating; “Mr. President you skipped over Paraguay.”

Marco put on his most friendly face; “We are not interested in that matter.” he then quickly moved on to the last country; “We have nothing to do with the scandal in Venezuela do we?”

Eldorado ventured; “No but we are buying a small amount of oil from them now, but I do wonder how we will get the oil we will need in the future. Our stockpile continues to shrink”.

Marco smiled; “Do not worry yourself about that, we will have plenty of oil when needed”.

The president now concluded with; “I want to share two reports of my own. I have no time for your answers now but I want you to think about both”.

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How is it that Haiti is wiser than we are? How did they do this?
We too need to take steps to boost our economy”


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We come back to our next door neighbor. I would like to know if we have the technology for our own illegal-printing?
Understand, I am not talking about making newspapers but something,
let us say, much more useful to our future purposes.”

Only poor Carlos, did not understand that Terra-Firma meant money.​
 
The poor cabinet does sound to be short a drawer or two.
 
It is lucky Uruguay faces no outside threats or difficult decisions as I do not have much confidence in the cabinet's ability. Much will depend on Terra-Firma as he at least appears on top of things and is a man with a (Secret) plan.
 
The poor cabinet does sound to be short a drawer or two.
:) Good one!

It is lucky Uruguay faces no outside threats or difficult decisions as I do not have much confidence in the cabinet's ability. Much will depend on Terra-Firma as he at least appears on top of things and is a man with a (Secret) plan.
To this point I have to agree, El Presidente is the one to watch. So, far it appears he came to power out of necessity.<L>
 
Chapter 9
Chapter 9
“Downs & Ups”


You may wonder where our three spies were during that last meeting; all three attended. Gato & Fan did not know where Pluma was and Pluma did not know where Gato was, nor did she know about Fan. I should add that it was from the mental notes of all three, that we received such a complete retelling of the meeting. However, not all the story has yet been told.

Gato had already “trained” Fan, that two invisible beings sitting on the same seat, was problematic; so when the pair entered the room before the start of the meeting, one went left, the other right and to separate corners. They decided on this tactic, only after a joint attempt to listen from a wall-vent. Not only did they discover their movements were very noisy inside of sheet-metal duct-work, the two became stuck in the duct and had a heck of time time backing out. Gato knew he was a very small man and after this failed idea, he judged by the small amount of room he had to wiggle, that Fan was a very big man. Luckily, when they fell out of the vent-access, tipped over their ladder in the process and the tangled-duo smacked the floor, not a soul was near enough to hear the groaning end of this fine idea.

Pluma came down from the attic, hoping that Gato had the intelligence to try and find her at the meeting. She came in shortly after the other two snoops had already reached their spots.

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Fortunately for our heroes, the overriding tone of the meeting was one of general suspicion, which dominated whatever wits each member of the cabinet possessed. While in the room, our trio had a few close-calls that may have been detected if any had happened in a single occupied office.

The first duel involved Fan & Loco. Fan’s mistake was that he intended to get behind the plant in his corner, but he was too big and before he was able to move the pot out for more room to could get behind it, Terra-Firma came through the door. Fan froze in place, that is until during the meeting, when Carlos came over to get a glass of water.

Our large Fan had not considered water to be any possible threat, and of course we would all normally agree, unless it is a large body of water and a potential swimmer knows that he/she cannot swim. However, when Carlos spilled ten ounces of water and it splashed on Fan’s invisible jewels, that water proved to be ice-cold and frosted the said jewels. That our new-spy did not grab Carlos nor yell justified curses towards the visible man, soon gained the respect of Gato and Pluma...especially Gato.

Pluma’s mistake was entirely different. Because of her natural habit of wearing perfume, she did not consider it (the best-seller Lureia) could remotely be a dangerous-risk. However, at the time that the wealthy Eldorado recognized her expensive aroma, was the very moment he began bragging about his deals with the Americans and his mind remained fixed on his beautiful bank-account.

Of the three, as we should probably expect by now, Gato’s fortune soured and sweetened again, when Marco sampled one of the rolls on the snack table and found it not fresh enough for his Presidential-pickiness, he tossed the unwanted-roll over to the wastebasket. His aim was long and the roll hit Gato in the stomach and fell straight down into the trash-container. (Had that toss happened in basketball, it would have been called a back-board shot)

It would have been impossible for the President to have missed such a score, if he had not been distracted by a basket of nuts. Now dear readers, I admit that a basket or bowl of nuts, has a very fitting and symbolic meaning for this tale but in this case, these nuts were almonds, which happen to be Terra-Firma’s second favorite nut. The President has a strong explicable affinity for Carlos and I will merely venture a guess and say it is highly likely to be a feeling of fatherly-protection for Carlos, because Carlos does seem to need protection and also a large...allowance.

The Stairwell

After the meeting ended and the members had all left, it was time for our spies to head back to safety and relaxation. Now you may wonder why our friends would need to rest, since each do not have real jobs anymore and are not bothered by the daily-grind that most people face day to day but it is an error for us to forget their invisibility. It is a very difficult and tiring task to be constantly chilly, feel totally exposed, threatened by things that you never considered dangerous before and then to be endlessly avoiding mindless people that quite often do not know themselves where they are going.

Now we find our trio on the stairs leading to their hideouts. Gato & Fan are holding hands (both men strongly stress – only for safety) and Pluma is just two steps ahead, when another unforeseen event occurs; the Boss & the Worker exit an upper-hallway and are now talking at the top of the stairs.

Our trio slowly backs down the stairs.

The Boss mentions some other task and the intruders leave the top of stairs.

Six naked feet began sneaking up the steps again.

Our spies hear the Workman ask; “I thought the kitchen was more important?” The Boss says, “Oh right” and the visible pair head back to the stairs.

Six naked feet began sneaking down the steps again.

However, again the Boss changes his mind and said; “We are forgetting the leak”. And again they turn around.

Now before Gato, Fan and Pluma could react, another man, dressed in the same clothes that the workman wore, came to the bottom of the staircase and began calling-up to the two men upstairs.

Six naked feet DID NOT begin sneaking up the steps again. Both Gato and Fan too well remembered the close-call with the two chatty-guards in the hallway and instinctively did the very same maneuver; only this time, instead of carrying a bag and knocking down a guard, they scooped up a slower Pluma and the dynamic-trio bolted out of the stairwell, evaded the two clothed-men and pitter-patted (their form of “raced”)to find a resting place that showed no evidence of a leak.
 
The travails of their situation remain most risible. :D
 
I admire your continued devotion to highlighting the many, unexpected, downsides of invisibility, especially for the gentlemen among us.

Surely it cannot be long until some picks up a large plank of wood, carries it on their shoulder and starts turning around, almost bashing everyone in the face.