USA-AAR
Begin: When the USA begin to exist.
End: When the game ends.
Aims: Making peace with the Englishmen. Conquering the world. More specific aims later.
Nameless Apparitor: Sir the Englishmen attack us. I just wonder why.
Washington: You can't figger out why?
Nameless Apparitor: That's what I said.
Washington: Go to Washington. Take a horse from the cavalry. Ask this fucking retard who made the declaration of independence. His name is Jefferson or something. He must know why they attack us.
Nameless Apparitor: But sorry Mr. I just have to tell you something very straight forward. YOU have to do something NOW. They've already seized a big province in the north. It's time to act.
Washington: Well... then I will send my best man, major general Arnold, and 8000 troops there. Furthermore he should get some volunteers on his way so that he will have 9000men when he meets the fucking redcoats. He will fuck them up. Tell him what's his duty. He will love to rock them.
Nameless Apparitor (nerved): And what else do you plan to do?
Washington: I want to eat a big portion of corned beef.
Nameless Apparitor (nerved²): I thought about sending somebody to the congress and telling them represantatives what's going on right here and moreover recruit some troops in the South. The South is calm. Till now.
Washington: Well I dont care about fucked up Southern bastards. Send them all to war and make sure they are the first in line. Do whatever you like. You must be an intelligent man. So don't do any dirt. I want that war thing done properly.
Nameless Apparitor (happy): Okay. I will order. You will sign the orders. Everything will be good.
Begin: When the USA begin to exist.
End: When the game ends.
Aims: Making peace with the Englishmen. Conquering the world. More specific aims later.
Nameless Apparitor: Sir the Englishmen attack us. I just wonder why.
Washington: You can't figger out why?
Nameless Apparitor: That's what I said.
Washington: Go to Washington. Take a horse from the cavalry. Ask this fucking retard who made the declaration of independence. His name is Jefferson or something. He must know why they attack us.
Nameless Apparitor: But sorry Mr. I just have to tell you something very straight forward. YOU have to do something NOW. They've already seized a big province in the north. It's time to act.
Washington: Well... then I will send my best man, major general Arnold, and 8000 troops there. Furthermore he should get some volunteers on his way so that he will have 9000men when he meets the fucking redcoats. He will fuck them up. Tell him what's his duty. He will love to rock them.
Nameless Apparitor (nerved): And what else do you plan to do?
Washington: I want to eat a big portion of corned beef.
Nameless Apparitor (nerved²): I thought about sending somebody to the congress and telling them represantatives what's going on right here and moreover recruit some troops in the South. The South is calm. Till now.
Washington: Well I dont care about fucked up Southern bastards. Send them all to war and make sure they are the first in line. Do whatever you like. You must be an intelligent man. So don't do any dirt. I want that war thing done properly.
Nameless Apparitor (happy): Okay. I will order. You will sign the orders. Everything will be good.
