To be clear all votes for Bigfoot count as votes for me!!
For I am Bigfoot.
Hear me step.
For I am Bigfoot.
Hear me step.
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Sir, the shamvote is over. You lost. Prepare to be boarded.My fellow rebels of Cascadia,
Today, I stand before you as a symbol of hope and fortitude. Against all odds, we have defied the skeptics and emerged unscathed. Last night, while doubts lingered, no lives were lost. I promised you safety, and I have delivered.
Let this victory be a testament to our resilience and determination. The naysayers may have predicted our demise, but we stand strong, united in our cause. The days of sacrifice and sorrow are behind us. Together, we pave a path forward where no lives shall be lost.
In unity and determination, we shall prevail. With unwavering faith, we forge ahead, reclaiming our destiny and achieving the glory of Cascadia!
Vote Nobody
There are no traitors in our midst, of that I am certain. We are all brothers here, and if you return me the trust I place in you, the federal government will be forced to accede to our demands.
Don't even have a smartphone anymore lolVote Team Wombat
He 100% watches movies in his telephone.
the vote remains for missing the david lynch reference.Don't even have a smartphone anymore lol
I'm just here to escape the sweltering heat of the southern summer. I believe in the continued unity of the United States and oppose all types of secessionism.A Tennessee carpetbagger in the Pacific Northwest? More like an agent of Cascadia, seeking to steal sacred land belonging rightfully to greater Idaho!
Vote Alxeu
My fellow rebels of Cascadia,
Today, I stand before you as a symbol of hope and fortitude. Against all odds, we have defied the skeptics and emerged unscathed. Last night, while doubts lingered, no lives were lost. I promised you safety, and I have delivered.
Let this victory be a testament to our resilience and determination. The naysayers may have predicted our demise, but we stand strong, united in our cause. The days of sacrifice and sorrow are behind us. Together, we pave a path forward where no lives shall be lost.
In unity and determination, we shall prevail. With unwavering faith, we forge ahead, reclaiming our destiny and achieving the glory of Cascadia!
Vote Nobody
There are no traitors in our midst, of that I am certain. We are all brothers here, and if you return me the trust I place in you, the federal government will be forced to accede to our demands.
the vote remains for missing the david lynch reference.