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Sedracus the not-quite-dead-yet-sub have challenged Randakar to a duel for a spot in the Upperclass-Twit-of-the-Year Competition! We now go live to the Waterfront for the conclusion!

It's Sedracus on the left!

As you can see Sedracus is taking the honorable approach and letting his opponent strike first - And Randakar is not able to make it count, probably due to poor choice for weaponry!

[video=youtube;IhJQp-q1Y1s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s[/video]

Sedracus will now sub for Randy - Randy is press ganged into the sub-list as punishment!
 
If you want me to stay in, I'll stay. I don't feel terribly bothered.
May get sorta busy in the next few days though, so don't say I didn't warn you :p

edit: Oh wait.
Well, if I could sub, it would be subbing for Sedracus :p
 
randakar said:
If you want me to stay in, I'll stay. I don't feel terribly bothered.
May get sorta busy in the next few days though, so don't say I didn't warn you :p

edit: Oh wait.
Well, if I could sub, it would be subbing for Sedracus :p
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Hows the water today??? :D
 
snoopdogg said:
Did you pick that already? Hmph. Alright, I'll be Mr. Smoke Too Much, the annoying British tourist.
Also, I like how Arch Mede has become 'The Silly Wanker'.:p
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Yeah, Yeah - So I can't spell!

I didn't expect a bloody Spanish Inquisition!
 
snoopdogg said:
Did you pick that already? Hmph. Alright, I'll be Mr. Smoke Too Much, the annoying British tourist.
Also, I like how Arch Mede has become 'The Silly Wanker'.:p
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Aha! Let it be known that it is most unwise to challenge F.G. Superman, for I am no ordinary man. I am ready to at any time, at any place become - Bicycle Repairman!
 
Rendap said:
The Rabbit have decreed that Malurous will not be subbed should he miss Day 1's vote!

The Rabbit have also decreed that Silly Mock Voting may now commence, since all roles have been distributed! If you haven't received a PM, please let the rabbit know and it will bite your leg off!

You'll have 38 hours and some change to do this!

Good Luck to all
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We now do mock voting, unless 38 hours have gone by. Right.
 
Everybody ready to read the steak this evening?

Purple.
 
OFFICIAL MOCK VOTECOUNT - 10 hours to deadline:

Jethro Q. Walrustitty, Silly Party 32,108
Arthur J. Smidt, Sensible Party - 30,612

 
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Vote randypandy for World Domination.. err no, wait .. yes .. President! Vote President for randypandy!


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Falc said:
Guessing the other one ain't working either?
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Nope.
 
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Welcome to this afternoon's cabinet session. Due to the inefficiency of G4S it has unfortunately been necessary to cancel your normal security details in order to redeploy them to protect the Olympics. I have therefore asked Brigadier General Catfish to provide you with a briefing on self defense. Brigadier.

Thank you PM. For today's briefing we will be looking at self defense against neutron bombs.

mutter, mutter, mutter did neutron bombs last week, mutter

So we did. Lets consider H-bombs then. I need a volunteer to pretend to attack me with an H-bomb.

(the cabinet shuffles around. Despite his best efforts, Nick Clegg is jostled forward.)

Good man Cleggy. Now come at me with that H-bomb. Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you.

(Clegg grins sheepishly and sidles in a direction somewhat to the General's left. The General takes out a whistle, blows it, and a squad of masked men rush in and bundle Clegg away.)

That's how to deal with a left wing loony with an H-bomb. Just send for the SAS.

What if you don't have an SAS? Why is it always atomic bombs? Why can't we have something really dangerous?

Like what?

What if you are live on Question Time and there is a loonie in the front row of the audience with a lemon meringue pie with your name on it?
What if some columnist calls your policy bananas?
How about when someone says your voice is too plummy?
That's really dangerous. Only last week the Chancellor got eaten alive by communists when someone said his voice was too plummy.

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