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You are a group of addicts recovering from the scourge of opioid addiction simply and earnestly trying to turn your lives around by seeking treatment at Arcadia Health Resources, a local for-profit hospital and subsidiary of Worldwide Health Inc, offering substance abuse counseling, mental health services, and a crisis center. Arcadia is glaringly understaffed, and the personnel they do have are demoralized, over-worked, underpaid, and either utterly burnt-out or new and incompetent due to the unbelievably quick staff turnover rate. The facility has only the most basic of security and patients regularly rob and assault each other in and around the premises. Inspectors for the Center for Medicare Services have repeatedly cited Arcadia for numerous gross violations including filthy conditions, “counselors” lacking appropriate degrees, disturbingly vague psychiatric evaluations and generalized one-size-fits-all treatment plans. Regulators have received anonymous reports of patients lacking food and blankets and patients wandering unsupervised for hours. However, because Arcadia serves patients few other institutions will touch, rather than shutter it and see the patients go untreated, the state saw fit to try to work with Arcadia to improve.
Several among you, however, are DESPICABLE DRUG FIENDS who are simply out to profit or procure additional drugs from their “treatment” and who are responsible for your miserable reputation among medical and law-enforcement personnel. These Fiends are pathological liars who miss no opportunity to steal from their fellows and who cheat the system without remorse. They value their fellow man/woman only insofar as he/she can facilitate their next high and not as an end in himself/herself. As Arcadia is laughably unable to police their patients appropriately, you must find and bring these Drug Fiends to justice before their shenanigans force regulators to shutter Arcadia HR for good. Luckily enough, one of you has a urinalysis kit (and a bit of a pee fetish) and can analyze the pee of one of your compatriots nightly for the drug metabolites that would surely characterize the urine of an evil Drug Fiend.

You are a group of addicts recovering from the scourge of opioid addiction simply and earnestly trying to turn your lives around by seeking treatment at Arcadia Health Resources, a local for-profit hospital and subsidiary of Worldwide Health Inc, offering substance abuse counseling, mental health services, and a crisis center. Arcadia is glaringly understaffed, and the personnel they do have are demoralized, over-worked, underpaid, and either utterly burnt-out or new and incompetent due to the unbelievably quick staff turnover rate. The facility has only the most basic of security and patients regularly rob and assault each other in and around the premises. Inspectors for the Center for Medicare Services have repeatedly cited Arcadia for numerous gross violations including filthy conditions, “counselors” lacking appropriate degrees, disturbingly vague psychiatric evaluations and generalized one-size-fits-all treatment plans. Regulators have received anonymous reports of patients lacking food and blankets and patients wandering unsupervised for hours. However, because Arcadia serves patients few other institutions will touch, rather than shutter it and see the patients go untreated, the state saw fit to try to work with Arcadia to improve.
Several among you, however, are DESPICABLE DRUG FIENDS who are simply out to profit or procure additional drugs from their “treatment” and who are responsible for your miserable reputation among medical and law-enforcement personnel. These Fiends are pathological liars who miss no opportunity to steal from their fellows and who cheat the system without remorse. They value their fellow man/woman only insofar as he/she can facilitate their next high and not as an end in himself/herself. As Arcadia is laughably unable to police their patients appropriately, you must find and bring these Drug Fiends to justice before their shenanigans force regulators to shutter Arcadia HR for good. Luckily enough, one of you has a urinalysis kit (and a bit of a pee fetish) and can analyze the pee of one of your compatriots nightly for the drug metabolites that would surely characterize the urine of an evil Drug Fiend.
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