Werewolf Lite CLVI: Doom of the WereYak, Part One: The North Pole, 1958

[Yakman]

Once again, the village somberly assembled in the town square. And again, the question was debated: who would live, and who would die?

Santa Claus had not returned.
The US Nautilus had not arrived.
The WereYak were still amongst them.

More so than in the days past, the village votes were split for who was the best candidate for being a WereYak.

Only two members of the village could agree: an outspoken young reindeer they argued was the best candidate.

"He's got horns," said the Master Craftself

"And hooves," said one of his reindeer fellows.

The process of strangling a reindeer with a chain is not something that should be discussed in this forum, and it will be avoided here. However, it is sufficient to say that in the end, jonti-h, the loyal reindeer, was dead.

Jonti-H
1953 - 1958
R.I.P.​

And in a shocking development, the WereYak chose to reveal themselves, just as the reindeer breathed his last:

Jester180 and raczynski, two long trusted members of Santa's workshop, began chuckling deeply over the carcass of the lynched reindeer. Their skin mottled, and split, revealing them as two terrible members of the ancient race of Himalayan WereYak!!

It was over quickly. The two foolish survivors ran, but to no avail. By night's end, the North Pole was aflame, and the WereYak were headed south, to their rich reward for DESTROYING CHRISTMAS!

jonti-h - the loyal reindeer was lynched

WEREYAK VICTORY

Raczynski and Jester180, the terrible WereYaks, destroyed Christmas!!!

 

[Yakman]

Some final words:

1 - The lack of participation pissed me off. If you can't play, don't sign up. I tried to be generous, and I don't know if I will be in the future.

On the last day it looked like raczynski was not going to vote. I was furious. It didn't turn out that way, but man, that really stuck in my craw for a few minutes.

2 - THE MOST DANGEROUS VILLAGER AWARD, goes to Mr. G, who was right approximately 0% of the time, and in the end, directly caused the village to lose. It was a stunning display of being just plain wrong.

Other than that, any comments about the game?

 

[marty99]

How In the name of all thats fucking holy did Jester win this?
His tie break was so obvious a wolf
And how did you possibly let jonti get lynched?He couldn't have been more cleared, and don't even let me start on Mr.G
I know I screwed up being such an obvious seer (I'm sure Syber didn't send his pm on to his packmates though), but honestly...

 

[jonti-h]

Oh for pity's sake.

Mr G, you are not only the wolves' favourite chew toy. but also the Lerooy Jenkins of Werewolf.


How the hell could you not see Racz and Jester? Seriously, they were the most likely suspects by far.

@Marty: indeed, surely the votes on me made this pair of obvious wolves even more obvious.

 

[marty99]

Unvote Jester180
Vote walrus

Since I do not know who the wolves are, I think this is an evil, but effective solution.

This has to go down as one of the worst moves in WW history:rofl: (even if Raczynski's snip didn't work, it still would have created a varulv victory)

Whenever I scanned you btw, did I no say EURO was a highly unlikely wolf for his vote on Syber

 

[Sid (#FreeKanye)]

I'd also like to point out that I didn't tell the remaining wolves to hunt Marty. I'm hoping that they'll corroborate this.

Did you (i.e. villagers) get a pm telling you that the game had started?

Maybe all the inactives didn't vote because they didn't know...

Ignore this Syber, sorry for wasting your time don't forward it to your alive packmates
I meant to send it to Trespoe
Anyway tell me

I'm disappointed that you thought you could fool me with such a cheap trick. I'm even more disappointed that you think I'll squeal to the remaining wolves

 

[Mr. G]

My worst game ever....

 

[unmerged(78665)]

How In the name of all thats fucking holy did Jester win this?
His tie break was so obvious a wolf
And how did you possibly let jonti get lynched?He couldn't have been more cleared, and don't even let me start on Mr.G
I know I screwed up being such an obvious seer (I'm sure Syber didn't send his pm on to his packmates though), but honestly...

Syber didn't send us anything. I had you as the backup hunt for the night you were hunted and snoop changed it to you so you would have only lived one extra day at that point anyway. Yes the main reason you were hunted is you were so vocal.

As for how I lived who knows I should have died today and went out thinking I would be dead when I got back.

 

[Mr. G]

This has to go down as one of the worst moves in WW history:rofl: (even if Raczynski's snip didn't work, it still would have created a varulv victory)

Whenever I scanned you btw, did I no say EURO was a highly unlikely wolf for his vote on Syber

No, my voted would have hanged everyone except for me.

 

[jonti-h]

No, my voted would have hanged everyone except for me.

So not deliberately killing people you knew had to be innocent at all then.

I'm glad it blew up in your face.

 

[Lord Strange]

Again. I am very sorry,Yakman, I expected there to be internet where I was staying but BT in its intelligence was doing maintenance between Christmas and new year.

 

[jonti-h]

Again. I am very sorry,Yakman, I expected there to be internet where I was staying but BT in its intelligence was doing maintenance between Christmas and new year.

BT? Intelligence? Nevar!

 

[EUROO7]

Ug.

 

[marty99]

Ug.

I hate to say this, but EURO, you were right all game, if the village had of listened to you when you tried to lead we would have won no bother

 

[Mr. G]

So not deliberately killing people you knew had to be innocent at all then.

I'm glad it blew up in your face.

Well, I will abstain from playing this game for a few weeks now. o

 

[TheArchMede]

Mr G couldn't do anything to save the village, because jonti and walrus were on separate wolves. It was their fault, not his.

If he had voted for one of the wolves at the end, it would have just stopped that wolf from getting the win, but the other wolf would have won and the village lost.

 

[Mr. G]

Mr G couldn't do anything to save the village, because jonti and walrus were on separate wolves. It was their fault, not his.

If he had voted for one of the wolves at the end, it would have just stopped that wolf from getting the win, but the other wolf would have won and the village lost.

My mistake was that I did not see Raczynski's last second vote. If I had seen it, I would not have voted walrus.

 

[EUROO7]

Mr G couldn't do anything to save the village, because jonti and walrus were on separate wolves. It was their fault, not his.

If he had voted for one of the wolves at the end, it would have just stopped that wolf from getting the win, but the other wolf would have won and the village lost.

Don't bring logic into this, we won't have it.

 

[jonti-h]

Mr G couldn't do anything to save the village, because jonti and walrus were on separate wolves. It was their fault, not his.

How the bloody hell do you work out that it was our fault?

I wanted to hang either of the wolves yesterday and Mr G cocked it up by killing EURO, and what the hell he was doing voting Walrus for? The one with the weakest case against.

If he was seriously trying to kill everyone but himself then I take an extremely dim view of it.

 

[Mr. G]

VOTE COUNT DAY 6

raczynski - walrus,
THE_SPLIT - EUROO7, jonti-h, Jester180
EUROO7 - Raczynski, Mr. G

NO VOTE: THE_SPLIT*

My vote yesterday did not matter. And today I "only" wanted to hang everyone except from myself...

This is not a defence, it is just a way of making the facts clear.

If he was seriously trying to kill everyone but himself then I take an extremely dim view of it.

I was. I could not see who was a wolf and who was not. But never mind, it brought me down in the end anyway.