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Lootboxes Platypus Funcrates everywhere.
*runs*

On a more serious note, I'd really love to play some of those games in VR (or any equivalent followup technology). HOI would probably be amazing for that. :)

...also I guess Paradox might as well team up with Frontier to allow people to export their Stellaris Galaxy into their own Elite server. So there will be a Stellaris x Freelancer x Freespace x Elite crossover space sim. Ah, one can dream.
 
Lootboxes Platypus Funcrates everywhere.
*runs*

On a more serious note, I'd really love to play some of those games in VR (or any equivalent followup technology). HOI would probably be amazing for that. :)

...also I guess Paradox might as well team up with Frontier to allow people to export their Stellaris Galaxy into their own Elite server. So there will be a Stellaris x Freelancer x Freespace x Elite crossover space sim. Ah, one can dream.

...it all changed when the Blorg nation attacked...
 
Oh yes, instead of Thargoids you'll fight the Blorg. Brilliant!
 
They'll be strong AI consciousnesses with a historiography and social science interest, to whom we will sell control over our lives as a mean of entertainment and academical study.
 
By the time they come around AI will have achieved recognized sentience, therefore engaging in our normal genocide happy times against them will be a war crime and we'll be hunted down and imprisoned.
 
At least we could get sales on paradox store like buy 1000 dlcs get extra 500 free.....

or... you could have a system where you pay 5 dollars/euros/whatever, and you get to spin a roulette wheel!
and whatever DLC you land on, you can then buy at full price! nothing's ever gone wrong with that model and you win everytime!
*watches disagrees roll in like a tsunami*
 
Crusader Kings 2048 plays like a mix of CK, Medieval: Total War, Kingdom Come: Deliverance and Mount and Blade.

Hearts of Iron 2048 plays like a mix of HoI, Company of Heroes, Panzer General, World of Tanks, Brother in Arms and Victoria.

Stellaris 2048 plays like a mix of stellaris, endless space, homeworld, sins of the solar empire, "what spore should have been", EVE and supreme commander.

Europa Universalis 2048 plays like a mix of eu, victoria, several total war games combined, civilization and age of empires.

Victoria 2048 has developed economic model more complex than real life one, overtaken it, launched technological singularity and became AI God.
 
It is 2048, and the latest Hearts of Iron game was created. It is also the most insane micro-managing game ever created, and the AI is still shit. :p

fast forwards to 2057 and HOI 22. via the retinal scan function now standard on all computers, your brain is mapped out via your optic nerve and your neural pathways are artificially synthesized as software to form a (mostly) fully functional AI. additionally your AI can be uploaded to a central database where people can download other people's AIs to individually staff every country.
 
fast forwards to 2057 and HOI 22. via the retinal scan function now standard on all computers, your brain is mapped out via your optic nerve and your neural pathways are artificially synthesized as software to form a (mostly) fully functional AI. additionally your AI can be uploaded to a central database where people can download other people's AIs to individually staff every country.

My AI would be the worst. XD Don't download my AI! XD
 
In the year 2050+ you will have a game that mixes All paradox games: EU, Hearts of Iron and Victoria into one single grand game with female political leaders featured as Overly-sexualised anime hentai waifus with the DLC option to VR date them.


... This society really degrades badly every year.
 
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In the year 2050+ you will have a game that mixes All paradox games: EU, Hearts of Iron and Victoria into one single grand game with female political leaders featured as Overly-sexualised anime hentai waifus with the DLC option to VR date them.


... This society really degrades badly every year.

so where do i place my pre-order?
 
In the year 2050+ you will have a game that mixes All paradox games: EU, Hearts of Iron and Victoria into one single grand game with female political leaders featured as Overly-sexualised anime hentai waifus with the DLC option to VR date them.


... This society really degrades badly every year.

Aw. I guess the guy that "Diagreed" with the post got triggered?
 
EU8 will play on Europa, and will feature a 3d map where countries are just different three-dimensional parts of that enormous ocean.

At first I thought you meant the game taking place in far geological future of Earth where continents once again shifted and turned into supercontinent and in the place of Europe there is just part of global panocean.



Not sure what's wrong with me.
 
Aw. I guess the guy that "Diagreed" with the post got triggered?
They probably just wanted moe waifus, no need for the hentai part.
 
They probably just wanted moe waifus, no need for the hentai part.

At the rate our culture is falling apart, by the time EU8 comes out, there will be no distinction between normal anime and hentai.

*Shakes cane*