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Maybe they mean a list of elf cover names so we can kill the elves who have been preventing this game from being released. I am ready to hunt down elves for the platypi.
 
This game's gonna be the toppest of notches.
 
I generally tend to sacrifice household workers. We got an EU4 dev diary last week.
If you think it doesn't work, one week I didn't make my sacrifices, and Wiz called in sick.
 
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I generally tend to sacrifice household workers. We got an EU4 dev diary last week.
If you think it doesn't work, one week I didn't make my sacrifices, and Wiz called in sick.

Sacrifices to the Ogrelord.
 
I prepared a suitable sacrifice:
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Can i into beta?
 
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Wine or Beer or Whisky?
 
I asked about HoI4 beta and the best joking replies from a dev were wash their cars or alcohol so yeah.

And now you're in the beta?
 
As the above said, we have to kill all the elves to bring about the day of Stellaris.

Seriously though, be careful about making these kind of offers to Paradox. I knew a guy who offered his soul to Paradox if they would work on a Norse-religion inspired RPG. Now his soul is stuck in a jar on Johan's desk, and Runemaster still isn't being made.

Aww... I miss your elf-killing rants though. At least I can keep an eye out on your soul since I am "supposed" to be in Johan's desk. ;)
 
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If I could choose, I'd choose all three. We don't accept betas yet though, and once we do start accepting betas you will most likely have to bribe QA.

Yes.. bribes should be sent to the one with all the power, hence.. me :D
 
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Adress and preferd kind of Alkohol please ;)
 
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Yes.. bribes should be sent to the one with all the power, hence.. me :D

I can give you hair and toe nail clippings. I would promise you my first born child but I hate children so you'd be me doing a favor.
 
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