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I'm afraid your prayers won't be answered good sir.
Since Johan does not hold the power..-
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I'm afraid your prayers won't be answered good sir.
Since Johan does not hold the power..
I'm afraid your prayers won't be answered good sir.
Dear fellow betas, gather in circle, hold onions in hands and spill tears in glory of our lord, Johan and his sommelier of tears, MrNibbles.
Thats the best way of appeasing the Dev-Gods.
So say we all.
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MrNibbles the Temptator. He wants us stray from the True path (of Johan).
Im always down for that.
A single goat? Talk about cheap. I was expecting at least a herd.
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Ahum at least what would not work is the stabbing of pigs.... But I am sure that sacrificial wine will help...
On this whole sacrificing to the Paradox gods...
First, we know they are a platypi. So whatever we sacrifice needs to be something a platypus would like. From Wikipedia:
"The platypus is a carnivore: it feeds on annelid worms, insect larvae, freshwater shrimp, and freshwater yabby that it digs out of the riverbed with its snout or catches while swimming. It uses cheek-pouches to carry prey to the surface, where it is eaten.[48] The platypus needs to eat about 20% of its own weight each day, which requires it to spend an average of 12 hours daily looking for food"
I'm guessing that means we need to send a big box of worms to Paradox. Any ideas where we can acquire enough worms to be a suitable offering, and also, any idea how we transport the worms to Sweden?
First, we know they are a platypi. So whatever we sacrifice needs to be something a platypus would like. From Wikipedia:
"The platypus is a carnivore: it feeds on annelid worms, insect larvae, freshwater shrimp, and freshwater yabby that it digs out of the riverbed with its snout or catches while swimming. It uses cheek-pouches to carry prey to the surface, where it is eaten.[48] The platypus needs to eat about 20% of its own weight each day, which requires it to spend an average of 12 hours daily looking for food"
I'm guessing that means we need to send a big box of worms to Paradox. Any ideas where we can acquire enough worms to be a suitable offering, and also, any idea how we transport the worms to Sweden?
The big problem is keeping the worms viable during transit. These creatures must survive long enough to feed the beasts without spoiling. Better bet, is to find a local store that delivers freshwater Shrimp, send them to Paradox Studio's addressed to Mr. Nibbles. That should work.
Now the question is, how do I find a place in Stockholm that offers fresh shrimp delivery......
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Awkward... or a clue?
It's juste that he took note that he has to kill you in order to take your position. Not awkward nor a clue. Just plain intrigue.
I'm afraid your prayers won't be answered good sir.
Maybe the studio manager can make QAs lives miserable somehow.
i will feed two black kittens outside house for 1 week and maybe make them a cardboard windshelter if i get a playable demo/beta of this. really curious.
i hope appealing to cat lovers in dev team works..
i hope appealing to cat lovers in dev team works..
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What a spoiler about the best race to play with in Stellaris !
I need to get in mind that those would be my race when playing as I want to beat everyone up!
I need to get in mind that those would be my race when playing as I want to beat everyone up!
I don't think they'll actually let us play as a platypus. I suspect that'll be used as an exclusively OP NPC race...like the big bad boss that you have to defeat at some point.