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If it's possible to set up a penal colony, I would do just that and force-migrate all elves to such colony to be exterminated. I will name that colony Final Destination, and they will receive free space shuttle ride there. ~Space Pinochet
 
If it's possible to set up a penal colony, I would do just that and force-migrate all elves to such colony to be exterminated. I will name that colony Final Destination, and they will receive free space shuttle ride there. ~Space Pinochet

no! we have too many australians as it is! with their shrips on the barbie' and easily parodied accents m8 and ridiculously deadly homeland and its massive outback uranium deposits (yes, literally even the ground in parts of australia can kill you!) and you want to give SPACE ELVES that power! BURN FOR YOUR SINS HERETIC!!!!!
 
Well you can always glass the planet once they are all there.
 
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Well you can always glass the planet once they are all there.
This has certain echoes from human history.... putting everyone in penal camps to kill them...
 
This has certain echoes from human history.... putting everyone in penal camps to kill them...
He was talking about glassing planets, Halo style. There's no need to go real world dark there, buddy.
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He was talking about glassing planets, Halo style. There's no need to go real world dark there, buddy.
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Oh! that's much better. Forward the glassing on the xeno scum.
 
I kill two elves in the morning. I kill two elves at night. I kill two elves in the afternoon. It makes me feel all right.
I feel like this is a euphemism, like the little death or something...
 
And as the Sigmund Freud once sad "Sometime a dead elf is just a dead elf."
This still sounds like a euphemism, even though you're literally saying it's not...
 
I think we're all agreed that all elves (even the ones controlling Paradox) must die. As the thread title says, however, we're talking about the extermination of xenos of all shapes and sizes, not just elf-shaped ones. Can we please get back to the topic of the viability of a "always war" style game?
 
I think we're all agreed that all elves (even the ones controlling Paradox) must die. As the thread title says, however, we're talking about the extermination of xenos of all shapes and sizes, not just elf-shaped ones. Can we please get back to the topic of the viability of a "always war" style game?

You man-apes are so cute when you think that you've accomplished something.....

And if you wanted to discuss always war you really shouldn't have brought up killing the superior people to compensate for your obvious inferiority.

But I seriously doubt we'll able to do the always war thing since the devs want an EU IV type peace and war system that doesn't mesh with the always war concept.