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Yeah, the spreading baddie tells around is getting a bit old although it still makes me smile sometimes.

You are not Lemeard. I think higher of you. ;)

Obvious baddie tell! Only a wolf would say that! :D

Thou shalt not be hypocritical brother, Jesus says so.
 
I wonder how many more post I am going to make before the GM noted that my name is wrong on the list of players in the game :)

sshhhhh! It is more fun to see how many games it can go on for.
 
sshhhhh! It is more fun to see how many games it can go on for.

You know, that sounds like a good idea, just ignore the last post.
Nothing to see there.
Nothing I tell you! Nothing!
 
Vote Count
Yakman 3: johho, jonti, Snoop
Snoopdogg 3: Eternaly_Lost, Saintis, Trespoe
Trespoe 1: JDMS
JDMS 1: Yakman

Hax did not vote and will subbed by walrus


The party has finished checking the nearby towns and gathered information informing them of a tower far on the end of a peninsula and camped out in the front after defeating a collection of magic wielding newts. The group decided to take another crack and rooting out their mysterious assailants and settled upon Yakman and snoopdogg as the likeliest fiends of the group. Each was armed with a spoon and ordered to duel to the death in order to entertain the group. No one expected either to win and the group figured to have to execute both shortly but Snoopdogg was able to bite a deep wound into yakman using his demonwolf teeth. Upon realizing there was more to snoopdogg then otherwise seems Belkar whipped out his twin daggers of death and finished off royal assassin snoopdogg. Not really caring to waste time and effort finding out if Yakman was infected, and perhaps motivated by loot prospects, the group swiftly beheaded yakman the dragon lord plus normal adventurer.

All seemed well until waking up the next morning to find Belkars normal adventurer tent a bloody mess and no body to be found. With Mr. Scruffy not around either it seems Belkar will be taking no further part in this adventure. Perhaps the cat was eaten or perhaps the cat dragged Belkars body off to save it for revival later. Anyways the group is happy to not have to share any treasures found in the tower with the little psychopath.



(((Yakman villager hanged, snoopdoog the wolfie hanged and trespoe the villager hunted. Walrus is back in as Hax.)))
 
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I wonder how many more post I am going to make before the GM noted that my name is wrong on the list of players in the game :)

A GM is never wrong so clearly you have your name wrong:p
 
vote count
yakman 3: Johho, jonti, snoop
snoopdogg 3: Eternaly_lost, saintis, trespoe
trespoe 1: Jdms
jdms 1: Yakman

hax did not vote and will subbed by walrus


the party has finished checking the nearby towns and gathered information informing them of a tower far on the end of a peninsula and camped out in the front after defeating a collection of magic wielding newts. The group decided to take another crack and rooting out their mysterious assailants and settled upon yakman and snoopdogg as the likeliest fiends of the group. Each was armed with a spoon and ordered to duel to the death in order to entertain the group. No one expected either to win and the group figured to have to execute both shortly but snoopdogg was able to bite a deep wound into yakman using his demonwolf teeth. Upon realizing there was more to snoopdogg then otherwise seems belkar whipped out his twin daggers of death and finished off royal assassin snoopdogg. not really caring to waste time and effort finding out if yakman was infected, and perhaps motivated by loot prospects, the group swiftly beheaded yakman the normal adventurer.

all seemed well until waking up the next morning to find belkars normal adventurer tent a bloody mess and no body to be found. With mr. Scruffy not around either it seems belkar will be taking no further part in this adventure. Perhaps the cat was eaten or perhaps the cat dragged belkars body off to save it for revival later. Anyways the group is happy to not have to share any treasures found in the tower with the little psychopath.



(((yakman villager hanged, snoopdoog the wolfie hanged and trespoe the villager hunted. Walrus is back in as hax.)))

nooooooooo!!!
 
What was that, Mr Scruffy? Go for a tie?

JDMS and Snoop are packmates?

Great idea!

unvote JDMS

Vote Snoopdogg

Well, he did call the first one quite nicely, so I bet he might be right on the second one.

Unvote Hax

Vote JDMS
 
I see that two more ballads are needed, those filthy varulver dont deserve any rememberance
 
Hai gaiz, I'm going to not pay any attention, make wild, useless accusations, be verbally abusive, and then break the ghost rules if/when I die, as I want to try out the full Hax Experience.
 
Hai gaiz, I'm going to not pay any attention, make wild, useless accusations, be verbally abusive, and then break the ghost rules if/when I die, as I want to try out the full Hax Experience.

*bukkitslaps Walrus*
 
Hai gaiz, I'm going to not pay any attention, make wild, useless accusations, be verbally abusive, and then break the ghost rules if/when I die, as I want to try out the full Hax Experience.

Lucky you.
 
Hai gaiz, I'm going to not pay any attention, make wild, useless accusations, be verbally abusive, and then break the ghost rules if/when I die, as I want to try out the full Hax Experience.

Phail already. You used complete sentences and correct grammar.
 
Walrus' return (minus a bukkit)



 
Fellow adventurers, I have a confession to make. You see, I never was a pirate on the High Seas. And I never even saw a crocodile.

*unscrews his wooden leg, throws away his crutches and unties his remarkably shapely leg that was tied up behind his back*

And those Sea Monsters, they were just something my nanny told me about one day when I was being extra naughty.

*removes the hook and gingerly flexes his long white fingers*

And, in fact, Filimore the fiddler never played for me but I heard about him from one of the maids.

*unplugs the glass eye, picks up a real meaty one wrapped in a napkin from his bag, waves a magic ring above it and plugs it in the empty eye socket*

But the thing about being a ball short was true, in fact I lack both of them since I am a girl.

*removes the three cornered pirate hat to let her long hazelbrown hair flow free*

You see, I am princess Alena and this is my posse:

*waves her hand towards the thief, the Hax, the minstral and the JDMS*

And you, sir, is no real gentleman!

*points the +2 mace she stole from Slinky at the last adventurer*

Go, get him boys!

vote Eternaly_Lost
 
*The old monk picked up his lute*

I am sorry those who died last night, but I did not make you a Ballad, instead I worked on this one:

*He starts reciting*

Alena the princess went on a brave quest
All dressed up as a pirate
To help the kingdom, she did her best
The assassins did her underestimate

Her three companions did survive
The fight that the beasts gave
The others we surely will revive
Lets go dig them up from their grave​

Vote Eternaly_Lost